Padma Patil is sick and tired of Hermione answering all the questions in every class. Written for September Event: Back to School on Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Sirius has not expected his career as History professor to start off so badly
Myrtle tries to drown her sorrows about loving a man she can never have, and ends up in love with a woman she just met. :: unrequited!MyrtleTom, unrequited!MyrtleMinerva ft. bartender!Binns, for Lo
Percy decides to run for Prime Minister.
To some, History of Magic is not quite so boring as others would have you believe
Houses Competition, Gryffindor, Round 6, Year 2. [Character] Professor Cuthbert Binns
Professor Umbridge, as Hogwarts High Inquisitor, inspects Professor Binns' class.
A collection of stories about Hogwarts' teachers, and the minds they shaped. 1: Remus Lupin 2: Cuthbert Binns 3: Gilderoy Lockhart 4: Rubeus Hagrid 5: Minerva McGonagall 6: Sybil Trelawney 7: Dolores Umbridge 8: Barty Crouch Jr aka Moody 9: Filius Flitwick 10: Quirinus Quirrel 11: Severus Snape 12: Albus Dumbledore 13: Pomona Sprout 14: Neville Longbottom
This is the story of a child growing up too fast, forced by her own intellect to see beyond the veil of ignorance, bound and shackled by a task she, herself, has taken, a task that will send her spiralling into a darkness beyond comprehension. This is an Alternative Universe story with elements from H. P. Lovecraft., changes are explained through the story.
Harry would take great pleasure in sleeping away the entirety of Professor Binns' History of Magic class, in fact he's quite certain that's what he's going to do until a perfectly folded origami figure lands on the desk beside him. A tale in which mind-numbing boredom causes two enemies to become (almost) friendly.
One-shot. Quick story, my take on how James received the Circe Chocolate Frog Card from Professor Binns.
The biography of Professor Cuthbert Binns, with walk-ons from various Hogwarts staff, such as Minerva McGonagall, Filius Flitwick, Albus Dumbledore, and a great many others.
The High Inquisitor pays a visit to History of Magic.
Every year, one student or another tries to convince Professor Binns that he in fact dead. But they always fail. Now Luna has decided that she wants to teach History of Magic and strikes a deal. If she can convince him, the job is hers. Written for round 2 of Season 4 of the Quidditch League Fanfiction Competition.
Binns has never been one to make much of an impression; one particular boy pays attention in class and manages to take him by surprise. Written for the Quidditch League Fanfiction Competition, Round II, Ballycastle Bats Keeper.
What if Professor Binns wasn't actually boring? What if he was just lonely? Here's how Sirius Black got through to him... (Sorry I stink at summaries please read inside where I discuss the unusual paring) rated K-plus just to be safe, probably more like K
El profesor Binns sigue y seguirá impartiendo clase en Hogwarts, incluso a los descendientes del trío dorado. Ahora, tras mandar una soporífera redacción, Binns ha recordado tiempos pasados, cuando estaba vivo. Es ahí cuando recuerda con mayor ahínco las cosas, cuando en su blanquecino rostro empieza a brillar la vitalidad.
History is not what we Muggles think it is. We know very little about what really happened in the past... The wizards have made sure of that. But when a dark wizard, familiar to all wizards and Muggles, rises after decades since his defeat, a group of wizards must stop him before he attempts to conquer the world. And this time, he won't be hiding his secret.
A Memorable History of Magic, comprising all the parts you can remember from Binns and Bagshot, including 103 Goblin Rebellions, 5 Chocolate Frog Cards, and 2 Genuine Facts. A companion piece to "Magical Me," inspired by my 'Map of Magical Europe.'
This story is the fruit of a wish- a wish all of us Potterheads have... A boy called Jasper Rodriguez (who has read Harry Potter) gets his Hogwarts letter. But things are not the same as they were in 1991- will Jasper's Hogwarts experience be as good as Harry's? Rated T for later chapters, but actually it's pretty suitable for 9 to 13 year olds.
Just what is it, exactly, that makes Professor Cuthbert Binns so very dull? Written for Fire the Canons' Character of the Week Drabble Competition, week 5: Cuthbert Binns.
"Those who cannot learn from history are doomed to repeat it." Professor Binns knows this better than most.
Todos saben que Cuthbert Binns es el profesor de la materia –en opinión de algunos- más aburrida de Hogwarts, pero él también fue un niño que se dormía con la historia. Hasta que cambió de opinión. Para el minireto VI de El Torneo de los Tres Magos del foro La Noble y Ancestral Casa de los Black.
HOSTED STORY. Functioning Also as a Cautionary Tail on the Potentially Disastrous Affects of Cavalier Memory Modification By Arthur Weasley and Professor Cuthbert Binns (with truly brutal editing by Henry Clark, Historical College of Aberdeen)
Though it may not seem like it, the creation of the Hogwarts Express was actually a rather logical solution to a very real problem.
Binns est mort au milieu de ses élèves. Assassinat, suicide, vieillesse? C'est ce que je m'efforce de savoir, moi, Alfred Long, inspecteur sorcier de Scothland Yard, et vous savez quoi? j'ai l'impression de ne servir à rien, entre les monstrueux élèves, les fantômes, et le reste, je n'arrive même pas à mener mon enquête...
One Shot Petit défi lancé par mes éditeurs préférés. Lieux : Poudlard Personnages : Professeur Bins, Professeur Trelawney, Harry Potter, Drago Malefoy Mots imposés : tomate, mort, pâtes, clown Phrase imposé : surprise, la dernière que prononce le professeur Trelawney.
A writing prompt by a friend included: Snape, potions prank, staff room, and witness POV. This is what happened. No lead up or plot at work. Just a quick one-shot.
Maybe Professor Cuthbert Binns has a reason for putting classes to sleep... One-shot. Near drabble.
Sometimes, but very rarely, the soul moves on, but even it doesn't know where to. The ghosts know no more of the secrets of death than the living.