In which there is an explosion, Sirius Black is transported into crazy world, and a very perfect female character schemes to get him to fall in love with her.
A version of 'Violetmort is coming to town' but having gone through several layers of Google translate. The results are hilarious! I suggest reading 'Violetmort is coming to town' first.
This is my Potterverse parody of Hellraiser by Ozzy Osbourne. I do not own Harry Potter. I do not own Hellraiser. I only played with them a little.
Small Drabble for the Sorting Hat. Because everyone forgets the Sorting Hat.
In the future, two separate dystopian societies arise. Where did each of them find the inspiration for the very foundation on which their entire society rests? From different elements of the classic, popular young adult Harry Potter series, of course! Pseudo-crossover of Harry Potter, The Hunger Games and Divergent. One-shot.
Welcome to "Plot Bunnies and Omakes" This story is full of cracks/omakes/one-shots/snippets/plot bunnies mostly based on my various fanfics. Omakes and Plot Bunnies not created by me found at: /topic/163453/124243751/1/Plot-Bunnies-and-Omakes. Rated M to be safe.
Harry dostaje szału przez Umbridge. Chcąc ją zdenerwować, na szlabanie zaczyna gadać od rzeczy. Luźna miniaturka. Kanon śpi. Zainspirowane przez ff „Bunt", które krąży gdzieś na tej stronie.
Nadie pensó que estos dos acabarían juntos.
"PLOT" Remus gets tired of James and (especially) Sirius tormenting him about being shy, and when the school has a talent show, decides to remind them they should be careful what they wish for, 'cause they just might get it. Crack-fic, nudity, cursing, implied (kinda) slash (kinda). Pussycat Dolls' 'When I Grow Up' exploited. Btw, when someone sucks your chin it feels really weird.
"side story" for Monopoly of Life. This is Harry's compiled research for the books that he reads.
Ciel and Sebastion are sent to check out the strange happenings at a magic school. But wait! There is something called the Tri-Wizard Tournament? And just who is Jarry Potter?
So this is a crossover of a lot of fandoms. Harry potter, hunger games, supernatural, doctor who, Hannibal, lord of the rings, teen wolf, and maybe some others that I'm forgetting. Destiel, sabriel, sterek, Harry/Ginny/doctor/tardis, Derek/everybody, dean/cas/hogwarts, and I could go on. Rated T becuause everyone like has sex, but it's not graphic whatsoever. At all. Yeah. Read it.
This is the product of a late night chat with Syd about why I shouldn't be allowed near Hufflepuffs. Needless to say - Crack!Fic.
La 6ème année, pas si normale, de Charlot-la-clodo (une fille encore moins normale!). Entre les retenues quotidiennes, les tentatives de séduction(ratées) de Rusard, et essayer de ne pas étrangler la moitié des élèves de Poudlard (c'est moi ou le monde devient stupide!) Charlotte Charles a un peu de mal a passer une scolarité détendue!
Harry floos Hermione from an Auror convention in New York with a terrible dilemma. A random drabble inspired by a song from the musical Legally Blonde (you know the one!) and a friend who wouldn't shut up about it. Not slash; mention of canon pairings.
I know that the wizarding world was panicking and they were afraid of Voldemort but the prophecy wasn't exact this story is about how a smart Harry would have reacted to hearing the prophecy and other things that would have happened had Harry been smart
Suite à un pari que j'ai perdu contre un ami, voici un petit OS mettant en scène Marion Cotillard (oui, l'actrice) chez les sorciers. Il y a aussi un meurtre.
Welcome to Diagon Alley, where they food is disgusting, the clothes are out of style and all the pureblood children are below average. A Harry Potter and Prairie Home Companion crossover.
Because Dumbledore was cleverer than most men, his mistakes tended to be correspondingly huger. Only when Harry Potter voluntarily embraces death - and does not survive - does the extent of the horror that Dumbledore has unwittingly unleashed on the world become evident. Oneshot. No grammatical/spelling errors.
My Potterverse parody of Let It Go by Idina Manzel. I don't own Harry Potter or Let It Go, but I sure enjoyed playing with them. Enjoy it with me, why don't ya?
Lucius Malfoy does not like doors. They are simply in his way. Not meant to be taken seriously. This is just the product of my crazy mind.
Lucius Malfoy pone en prueba una terapia muggle y demuestra ser el mejor quejándose. Este fic participa del minireto de noviembre de "La Copa de las Casas 2014-15" del Foro "La Noble y Ancestral Casa de los Black". Este fic participa del minireto de noviembre de "La Copa de las Casas 2014-15" del Foro "La Noble y Ancestral Casa de los Black". ¡Arriba Slytherin!
Un petit OS sans prétention, amusant j'espère! Une matinée dans la vie de Charlotte, meilleure amie de Luna (Loufoca) LOVEGOOD. Charlot la clodo (comme on l'appelle à Poudlard, est un peu décalée, mais très attachante. Je narre ici quelques une de ces aventures durant(avec Draco Malfoy) sa 6ème année à Poudlard. Ceci n'est qu'un OS, mais je suis en train de publier son histoire!
La grande reportrice Taka Teutère a osé le pire pour vous. Elle a coupé les cheveux de Severus Rogue ! Cette terrible épreuve avait pour but de répondre à l'annonce de Labinocle pour le concours Messe Basse sur hpfanfiction. Alors lisez l'opinion de Severus sur lui-même pendant que Taka Teutère se brûle les mains pour les purifier.
Que ce passerait-il si Marluxia et Vexen noyait Axel, qu'Antoine Daniel se faisait encore piquer Samuel mais à Poudlard et que Neville est un souffre douleur constant, enfin plus que d'habitude, que Xemnas veut vraiment qu'une guerre devienne un projet X, aidé par une auteur véreuse, et que Demyx aime la piscine? Ca donne ceci! ATTENTION, A NE PAS PRENDRE AU SERIEUX!
To get rid of a Horcrux, it must be destroyed beyond repair. Harry and his friends ponder the implications of this fact.
Pequeña historia en la que Luna esta más loca de lo que debería.
One-shot. Just a crazy dream I had where the universe is upside down.
Todos son lo mejor en algo y Luna lo es en... ¡asustando a la gente! Un momento, ¿eh?
Salazar Serpentard avait de multiples secrets, mais celui qu'il emporterait, merci Merlin, jusque dans sa tombe était son goût unique pour l'élégance raffinée d'une lingerie que même le sorcier le plus ouvert n'aurait pu qualifier de viril.