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You know how Ebony is so anti-prep that if the preps were a race different from goths, she would be arrested for libel? Well, my character obeys teaches her a lesson. No, seriously, I'm taking random excerpts of My Immortal and inserting Mr. Sensible in there. OC is not a self insert. Rated M for strong language. Since this is more popular, I wish for more positive reviews.
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Harry Potter had always envisioned Hogwarts to be his home and loved it dearly. However this year, things have changed. Someone is being naughty and causing everyone to act slightly different...Ch.18 up! Plz R&R
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...one Squib, to be exact. Argus Filch, dissatisfied with his appearance and himself, decides to live his dream working in a Polyjuice brothel. In a place where you never know the true identity of your client, who knows who you might wake up next to?
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Group of one shorts that I'm doing because I am bored they are not going to be long but should hopefully be funny this set in year 7 Voldie has not attacked and Dumbles is not dead. hope you like but I should warn you I'am VERY bored and hyped up on suger so contiue at your own risk (I am rewriting this currently)
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Gary Splotter is a very unintelligent child who gets the chance to go to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. When he is reunited with his friend Dom, whom he doesn't remember, the two embark on a school year filled with surprises, danger, and Gary
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A bad potions class leads Lily down her own cauldron.WTF Remus in a bunny suit smoking peace pipe?Sirius' grin stalking her?And why does James Potter seem 2 pop up everywhere?They always seemed weird now there just mental!R&R 4 marauder craziness!
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If the adults in Harry Potter took responsibility seriously and Harry and co. had done as they were told, imagine the utter dullness that would ensue. Just a bit of fun. Warnings for OOC responsibility and not so much as even mild peril.
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Gary Splotter returns with Dom Measly to Hogwarts for another year of learning. However, things quickly take a turn for the worst as Gary starts to hear voices and has to deal with a teacher whose stupidity even surpasses Gary. At the end of it all, after
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Gary Splotter and Dom Measly are in for another troubling year at Hogwarts. At their first arrival, Gary has a rather personal introduction to Dementors. As things progress, his first teacher scares the crap out of him, Dom keeps disappearing and appearin
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Nos héros sont réunis pour une photo de groupe pas comme les autres ... Allergiques aux délires s'abstenir ...
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What the title says basically....to the tune of It's Raining Men.by The Weather Girls.
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Harry stubbed his toe. Hermione screamed. “Aaarrgh! It’s a sign from Voldemort! Don’t move, Harry, I’ll get Dumbledore!” Short spoof.
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Spoilers. Avert your eyes. Lily was a wonderful human being and Severus was always in love with her. Or was he? After all future Dark Lords really need current Dark Lords out of their way. Plus Lily simply didn't stand a chance against a dementor.
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Voldemort and his Death Eaters display their musical talent Disney style in this musical parody of the events of the night of Lord Voldemort's return.
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DH Spoiler who wrote the epilogue?A little mystery solved.
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Para una mente bien organizada, la muerte no es más que la siguiente gran aventura. Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore [coge aire] va a descubrir hasta qué punto esto es cierto. [Spoilers HBP]
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After three years, I updated. And once again, it is not Christmas. I must make you into a bunch of confused people.
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串烧与乱入。每一篇都是SS/HG与另外一个故事的crossover，独立成篇。暂时只有10章。以后如果还有的话，不定期更新，将与失乐园同步。（默林·斯罗诺维奇，希望您有朝一日能看得见这里）
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Barty Jr. no era muy ducho en la materia de escarceos, nunca fue ese su objetivo pues primero intentó conseguir el amor de su padre y luego el reconocimiento de Voldemort. ¿Cuándo hay tiempo para el amor en su vida? Solo Tan-tan, un precioso dementor sin sexo definido, se atreve a darle su primer beso por el amor que le profesa. Aunque claro, este no es recíproco.
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Me and one of my favorite Harry Potter characters have a little chat. Things don't go quite as planned.
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"I'm sorry, I didn't know." "I understand. Come, dear daughter." Eloise and Mia. The M&Ms. Normal. But what if identities change? What if one girl was a Muggle, then Muggle-born, then Pureblood, then daughter of the world's DARKEST wizard? And on top of all that, a great friend of Harry Potter? Some people change too much.
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(Co-written with Cricket the Clarinetist.) THIS IS WAR, PEOPLE, WAR! TWO TEAMS, 7 DIFFERENT STORIES, AND HUMOR HUMOR HUMOR! What happens when Kat and Issy, two BFFs, decide to start a war against each other? And the teams consist of Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Santa Claus, and a mini clay dragon? Plus the Avengers? Chaos, that's what!
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Les tribulations de Henri Potier et ses camarades.
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A Deathly Hallows Parody. Currently a work in progress. Rated T for language and sexual references.
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What if Harry, Ron, or Hermione had died at the end of the Harry Potter series? Three scenarios are presented for each death. A tongue in cheek, alternate ending for the saga.
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The war has ended, and summer has just started. Snape is forced to take the Golden Trio and Draco to a manor. Now he has to find a way to get them out alive, and most importantly keep from killing them himself. Sorry suck at summaries. A little OOCness.
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Harry and Ginny have watched too many Disney films when Ginny dreams of being Cinderella. Only to be rescued by her Prince Charming, and finally getting her ‘Happily Ever after’.
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See what happens when Lord Voldemort and his Death Eaters find a new headquarters, buy cell phones, have a sleepover at the Malfoy's, try to resolve their problems on Dr. Phil, and more!
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Harry is a drug dealer, Hermione is an alcoholic, Dumbledore is a terrorist, Snape has anger issues, and Ron might be pregnant! Has Hogwarts gone crazy?
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Severus Snape is the true Grammar Nazi, even Voldemort knows it :) Rated M for language. [COMPLETE] :D
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