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Well, it's... something. Something stupid. As stupid as James Potter. And Harry Potter. And probably all the Potters. Enjoy!
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Want a new haircut? Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. Constructive Criticism are allowed. . Written by Sb PotterHead budgie lover
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After Slytherin made his Chamber of Secrets, all the other founders made their own secret rooms. Ravenclaw made her own super-secret Librarium, Hufflepuff made the Room of Requirement, and Gryffindor? He decided to outdo them all. [Oneshot, crackfic, vaguely AU]
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The Order of the Phoenix has summoned a 'Champion' to help them with their dark lord problem. but all he wants to do is get back home to his... well, I don't know what you would call their relationship and I wrote it. Not meant to be taken seriously, just some poor jokes from a sleep deprived mind.
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Kiedy Voldemort zginął, wszyscy uważali, że najgorsze już za nimi... I oczywiście okazało się, że jest inaczej. Severus i Minerwa biorą na siebie niewdzięczne zadanie i podczas gdy pozostali zajmują się odbudową zamku, oni... Cóż. Powiedzmy, że układają puzzle. Żeby nie spoilerować. ;) Crack/parodia bezczelne podśmiewanie się z fanfisiowych blogasków.
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Fleur and Tonks team up to steal when they are both in dire need of money. Total nonsense for your enjoyment
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The Ministry is enacting a Marriage Law, forcing purebloods to marry either half-bloods or Muggleborns, in an attempt to eradicate the ancient, 'pure' bloodlines and ensure there can never again be a blood war. Kingsley wants Hermione and Ron to be the poster couple for the new Law. But Hermione wouldn't be Hermione if she didn't rebel against such interference in her love-life...
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Makoto Yuki is a 'natural born' Persona user, Tumblr trash and philosopher; he's powerful, gets existential crises daily and ships himself with a robot. In fact, wait! Because everyone is trash! Nobody makes sense! Watch them. Watch this group of imbeciles try to save the world from the Dark Hour. And cry. Because Ken is the only one with a shred of sanity.
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Crackfic Hermione Granger gets sorted into the house of Marshmallow which causes a lot problems as the house doesn't officially exist.With the Sorting Hat as her head of house and four other students added to the house ,Hogwarts will never be the same again.
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—Eres como un tlacuache de peluche... —¿Qué cojones, Justin? ( Este fic participa en el Duelo #3 de la Undécima Edición del Club de Duelo del foro "La Noble y Ancestral Casa de los Black" )
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Harry's spent so much time in his own mind that it's unrecognisable to anyone else. Crack.
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Ever wonder about how things would've gone if you applied logic to the Harry Potter world? Let's just say, things would have definitely turned out different. This is a satire (as in not to be taken seriously). See introduction for details.
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Vous en avez toujours rêvé ? Et bien Mina l'a fait ! En braves petits fans de Zelda, vous avez forcément rêvé au moins une fois de vous retrouver dans votre jeu vidéo préféré et de vous balader dans la plaine d'Hyrule aussi naturellement que si vous alliez à Carrefour... Non ? Vraiment ? Je suis la seule ? ... Bah merde alors. Bon tant pis, moi en tout cas, j'en ai rêvé !
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In another universe, Sirius was freed in Harry's 3rd year. But not like you thought he would. And there is an understatement about a very well known fact. Sirius Black is completely off his rocker.
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Fluffy and Draco Malfoy at an airport... Diclaimer: Nothing belongs to me, so I make no money with it.
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There is a prophecy delivered about Prettykit. Will she be able to find her destiny? Find out in this epic story of Prettykit's Destiny! *Updated weeklyish*
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In which Slytherin! Harry Potter is the most mischievous little prat in the world, and he uses his knowledge of Muggle things for a great cause. This is in no linear order, though certain characters or dates may appear that show what year it is. The others, you can decide for yourself.
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Harry, Ginny and Ron attend a muggle concert of spectacular classical music. They have an enjoyable time together five years after the Second Wizarding War
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Gara-gara permintaan aneh Draco, Harry harus terkena imbasnya. Warning : OOC akut
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Okay, wow, trying to come up with inspiration for my other stories and this popped in my head; this is just completely random and I dunno how to really explain it. Lockhart x Filch. Random crack pairing of sorts. . . Feel free to judge
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During his sixth year at Hogwarts, Harry decides it's about time he got to see some tits. But without Hermione's help, the hapless young wizard's attempts at voyerism prove more challenging than expected...
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When Harry learns that there is a possibility that his parents are alive but their souls are being trapped inside another dimension by a bunch of demons and other evil ghosts he forms a paranormal group to destroy them before they destroy him. Parody of Ghostbusters.
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Alex, Keeney i Kath to... dość przeciętne nastolatki. Co się stanie, gdy przez przypadek trafią do świata, który znały tylko z książek?
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Yet another parody of the Patriot. Tons of nonsense, may or may not be funny. Ever wonder how Martin got his nickname "The Banjo"?
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When Snape oversteps his boundaries in a Gryffindor-Slytherin potions class, who's there to clean up after him?
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Kalau ingin makan apel memang harus dibersihkan dulu, tapi tidak perlu sampai sejam, apalagi mendapat tatapan mesra, kan? Makanya Scorpius bingung melihat tingkah ayahnya. / "Yang bilang papa mau makan apel itu siapa? Apel itu tumbuhan, makhluk hidup, jadi harus disayang!" Yang bilang apel itu makhluk halus siapa, sih? / a.n: DraPple, OOC, oneshot drabble
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Harry finds himself admiring a waffle iron after accepting a gift form the Weasley twins.
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A list of all the Umbridge bashing nick-names I have read, found, or come up with! Now includes letters and drabbles! PM or review if you have created/found a nick-name that is not on the list! (Rated T for language)
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Harry Potter has grown up and had a child, Gabriel Adam Potter. He goes on a discovery of god at Hogwarts! the original was wrote by Proudhousewife and my younger family enjoyed them so much that I have decided to write the sequel!
