One-shot; pointless, crazy fluff. The Harry Potter characters are all warped up. Hilarious and insane. Not written by me, thank goodness, but by SheroesCentral.
This is the story of a message gone wrong.
Mary Sue is perfectly ordinary. She doesn't excel at Magic, flying, or attracting hot guys, but for you, she'll do her best to try
Harry Potter must save everyone from the COOKIE OF DOOM! Chapter Two, Harry Goes to Hogwarts With Cookie Crumbs, now up! (written by my 7-yr-old bro)
Ich weiß nicht, was ich hier als Summary schreiben soll, weil das hier eigentlich nur eine Art Dialog ist.
Marcel de la Jartèle entre à Poudlard... Mais il a un problème : il n'a pas de cerveau... Mais très vite, la malédiction des Jartèles sera révelée et Marcel deviendra bien plus qu'un simple arriéré mental. R&R, please
Once upon a time - no lets cut that. This is a Mary-Sue parody. So what happens when Grazyna Arcatrude-Pandouffle arrives? Sex? Lies? Tampons? I don't know - read to find out!
Harry Potter becomes obese, and slim again, with the help of his friends. (Made for my friends)
I have uncovered the REJECTED Harry Potter Scrip. I hope you all enjoy it as much as I do!
A Hogwarts spell goes wrong, causing many pairings to... go wrong. ParodyHumor.
When a story starts with Sirius saying "Look what I found!" you know it's going to be bad. And funny. What do purple beans, house elves, gingerbread and long hair have to do with each other? Everything. And nothing. So read, laugh, and wonder at the bizar
Vous connaissez le donjon de Naheulbuk ? (C'est un groupe d'aventuriers débiles qui parcourent un donjon à la recherche d'un trésor...) Eh bien c'est pratiquement la même chose, sauf que c'est avec les persos d'HP (trafiqué à ma sauce) et le chateau
Extra Extra read all about it in this installment of Eleventeen Magazine. Yes you heard right Eleventeen has in depth exclusive interviews with Harry, Hermionee, and Ron plus a bonus interview with everyones favorite evil doer Draco.
You saw what happens to young wizards in England... here is what happens in Canada. Chapter 2 up soon!
Ghost!Sirius decides to pay a little nighttime visit to his godson so he can deliver some very crucial information ... or, at least what he thinks is vital that is ...
They're OOC! They're badly written! They're having lots of sex! A baffled Harry Potter encounters a terrifying evil...the fanfic versions of his friends.
What happens when there are too many people in the WC? When Harry gets his head stuck in the loo? When Oliver Wood eats pickles? When you throw Voldemort into the mix? This fic!
Voldemort's personally diary entry the night after he returns from the shattered existence he was thrust into by Harry Potter 13 years before. Probably a one shot unless I get some darn good motivation to continue and an excessive ammount of caffeine.
Yet one more "humorous" take on slash and other odd ships, as well as cliches, by a very opinionated girl.
Finally here! The true story of the defeat of voldenort!
What happens when Animagi become less than they had hoped? SS&HG, with HP&DM. COMPLETE
The Wizard of Oz, Harry Potter style! Hope you all enjoy. It will get better soon, I promise!
Ha ha! Yes Mark Evans is back, suckers, and he’s the key to everything! He’s the Half Blood Prince, he’s Harry’s Great-Aunt, he’s the Heir of Gryffindor, he lives up the Pillar of Storgé, and he owns the Mystic Kettle of Nackledirk!" R&R please
Ron gets around the neighborhood. Hermione gets around the world and in the past. It results in 35 children. All Hermione's. Two are Ron's. (RHr, Hreveryone)
Voldemort calls Severus and Lucius to his Evil Loft of Doooooom for some very special meetings. Part Two up! Voldie finally got the blacklight posters, Snape defends his intellectualism, and Lucius is very proud of his hair.
Kylandra is an elven maid who has recently transferred from Durmstrang to Hogwarts by Dumbledore's request. Can she solve the problem before it's too late? Not what you think it is, I swear
Well, you see, since Harry is dead, Luna wants to kill herself. And anyway, Harry loved Hermione who loved you Neville, and you love Luna, who loves Harry, who loved Hermione..."
What happens when Gryffindors and Syltherins fall in loff?
Mein erster Versuch, von sowas richtig lustigen....also ob lustig is müsst ihr mir sagen! Schaut mal rein und lasst euch überraschen, wie pervers und chaotisch die HP welt sein kann! RR
Have you ever wanted to hear parodies on songs such as Sk8ter Boi and All Star? Well, now you can! Hear hillarious versions of your favorite songs, and request more in your reviews! Have fun!