A one-shot parody of Nicholas Flamel's life story I wrote when I was bored.
A student of Hogwarts makes his final act of rebellion against Voldemort.
Voldemort is mad about being reduced to a plot device. He decides he needs to marry Harry so he can be the main character of the story. (COMPLETE.)
This is a anthology fanfiction parodying various films such as Batman, The Lion King, E.T, etc. This fiction contains suggestive themes and violence.
Every year, Ilvermorny creates a scavenger hunt for their students. Find an ancient artifact, hidden within the walls of the school. This year, the artifact is the holy grail, an ancient chalice said to cure all ailments. Unbeknownst to everyone, however, dark forces also make their play for the chalice and what was once a fun scavenger hunt becomes a race to find the cup first.
Albus Dumbledore visits the Dursleys on the night of Rose's 11th birthday to deliver her Hogwarts letter only to find out she's been missing ever since she was 9. 6 years later, Dumbledore bribes the ministry employees for a copy of Rose's magic signature in to track her magic, Voldemort is back and he needs to find her before he does. Unfortunately, she doesn't comply to him.
In this tale featuring everything you love about bad fanfiction, Harry Potter thought his life couldn't get any crazier after his first four years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry. Until, that is, he received a letter from Gringotts. Watch out world, cause Harry Potter is about to fulfill his destiny as the greatest OP MC in history! Whether he likes it or not.
Blitz has fallen into a Rabbit Hole and land in a world called Wonderland. Blitz is in for one mad journey through the upside down world, meeting new characters with familiar faces.
After Luna cast "Legeresentire", Hermione began to notice some strange side effects. To break the spell, they will need to do their research and gather some supplies; though, some of those supplies may come at a price.
Esta idea surgio despues de leer miles de veces las mismas frases en diferentes historias... esto lo hago sin intension de ofender a nadie... los capitulos seran muuuuuy cortos asi q pasen y lean...
Valiant knights, looking for heroic quest, come here! Form a line, wait for your turn, you will get your chance to kill a big bad snake! (or, at least the horcrux part of it) Collection of short crackfics.
In October, 1981, two twin girls were orphaned. A scarred Holly Potter became the Girl Who Lived, and grew up in a world fully aware of her Destiny. But her sister, Harriet Potter was raised by the Dursleys, and grew up without ever knowing anything. After learning the truth, she wanted revenge. Fem!Dark!WBWL!Harry.Then she met Gray and made more friends. SI!OC.
Después del cumpleaños de Rose, Ron se convierte en el hombre perfecto. Este fic participa en la actividad multifandom del foro Alas Negras, Palabras Negras.
My spin upon the Popular trope of Harry Potter is betrayed. Read to find out.
Dumbledore has a few words to say before the feast begins. Based on a Pinterest pin. Enjoy! (And review if you liked it.)
This is a collection of crack fics! Seems rather self-explanatory. . .
Just a dumb little one-shot that popped into my head and demanded to be written. No grand message, no plans to continue, just a silly little snippet. Rating is just for a bit of language.
Après la mort d'une élève de Serdaigle, les rumeurs courent sur l'auteur de ce meurtre : il s'agirait en effet du monstre légendaire de la Chambre des Secrets, libéré par l'Héritier de Serpentard en personne ! Or, Rubeus Hagrid est accusé responsable et renvoyé de Poudlard... Le quiproquo le plus épique de l'histoire de la magie !
Ron intenta solucionar el grave problema capilar de Hermione. PARODIA
A one-shot comedy that portrays the many cliches that involve Tracy Davis, Daphne Greengrass and Harry Potter. A must-read for people who hate the terms 'ice-princess', 'ice queen', 'magical core', 'soul bond' and 'manipulative old bastard'. Not your usual Harry-Daphne fic. Happy reading!
What it say on the tin. The one where Harry and Draco have a nice, friendly chat. Canonically Harry does really dumb things to Draco in a bathroom. What if he just was caustic. And a Lyer. (sic)
What happened when the students most hated teacher dies... A take over of the whole school of course! ( p.s you may use this as challenge if you want )
A canon-compliant view of the Harry Potter universe from Dumbledore's perspective, with a cynical, cruel, and narcissistic Dumbledore. Inspired loosely by the Cersei POV chapters in A Feast for Crows by George RR Martin
Harry Potter walks up to Gringotts, expecting to claim his inheritance. But...
Thanks to Temporal Knight gor the idea ofa joke about A RAT, A DOG& A DEMENTOR go into a bar
I forced a bot to read the entirety of My Immortal, and then, despite its desperate pleas, made it write a sequel.
An alternate universe where Harry Potter has a twin sister to help him with his adventures while helping him grow. While they are very similar, they soon learn how different they can be.
Lorsque Cormac McLaggen écope d'une énième note désastreuse qui risque de remettre en cause tout son avenir, il décide d'échafauder un plan aussi brillant que diabolique pour entrer dans les bonnes grâces de son professeur de potions. Toutefois, il n'avait pas prévu que Slughorn se montre aussi... réceptif à sa tentative de séduction. FESTIVAL FESTUMSEMPRA - OS - COMPLETE
Hey! Hey, you! Yes, you. What are you doing here? Ah, who cares. Anyway, I was kinda kidnapped, and now I'm about to be brought before the Dark Lord himself. Wanna come? Might be entertaining. Name's Ruby, by the way. Ruby Potter. Squib twin-sister of the boy who lived. Or am I? Who knows? *wink* Now come on, let's have some fun. I promise nothing bad will happen to you. Probably.
After I threw out a prompt idea of what if Dumbledore had to mediate a house elf dispute, blue string pudding on AO3 kindly indulged my request. I've decided to return the favour and write a prequel. We're hoping to turn this into a collection, because House Elves rock! Crack fic