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  • Harry Potter and the Two Gods

    By SorenMurdersSionnach • Updated: 6 Oct 2019 • Published: 6 Oct 2019 • 2,522 words • 0 followers • Humor • Harry P., Hermione G., OC • Rating: T • In Progress

    Two vastly overpowered gods break their way into the world of Harry Potter during the final battle, causing fate to change. Now Voldemort is locked away, Harry is the Defense teacher, and two beings from an alternate universe are planing on having lots of fun.

  • The Benefits of Matchmaking

    By angelesblackqueen • Updated: 6 Oct 2019 • Published: 28 Sep 2019 • 3 Chapters • 31,223 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • James P., Lily Evans P., Mary M., Euphemia P. • Rating: M • In Progress

    When Sirius moves out due to a promotion of all things, James needs to find a new flatmate immediately thanks to a clause in his lease. Luckily (or perhaps unluckily) Euphemia Potter is there to save the day and spring one very attractive, very aggravating, recently-evicted-from-her-flat Lily Evans on him.

  • Friendship (In Theory)

    By Tygermine • Updated: 6 Oct 2019 • Published: 6 Oct 2019 • 6 Chapters • 24,842 words • 0 followers • Humor/Romance • Hermione G., Draco M., Blaise Z. • Rating: M • Completed

    Men and women can't be friends because sex always ruins it. Maybe Malfoy and Granger can beat the odds and actually have a friendship without sex ruining it, right?

  • Friendship (In Theory)

    By Tygermine • Updated: 6 Oct 2019 • Published: 6 Oct 2019 • 17,712 words • 0 followers • Humor/Romance • Hermione G., Draco M. • Rating: M • Completed

    Men and Women can't be friends because of sex. Maybe Malfoy and Granger can beat the odds?

  • Parent-teacher conference

    By Spock99 • Updated: 6 Oct 2019 • Published: 6 Oct 2019 • 1,977 words • 0 followers • Humor • Lucius M., Albus D., Narcissa M. • Rating: K+ • Completed

    Narcissa POV. The Malfoys are attending a parent-teacher conference at the beginning of third year. And they enjoy riling up the other parents.

  • Fire and Ice

    By Steph-2018 • Updated: 6 Oct 2019 • Published: 11 Oct 2009 • 26 Chapters • 114,993 words • 0 followers • Humor/Romance • [Harry P. + Draco M.] • Rating: M • In Progress

    When Snape turns up at Grimmauld place claiming Draco must be kept with the Order at all times outside of school for his own safety, what does he expect to happen? To say anything less than absolute chaos would be too optimistic.

  • Piezas imperfectas

    By Angelito Bloodsherry • Updated: 6 Oct 2019 • Published: 17 Aug 2017 • 9 Chapters • 33,883 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • [Harry P. + Draco M.] • Rating: M • In Progress

    Toda historia de amor tiene sus momentos buenos y sus momentos malos, a veces incluso surrealistas ¿cómo será la de Draco y Harry? Echa un vistazo a fragmentos inconexos de lo que sería la vida en común de estos dos magos tan peculiares: un poco de humor, pasión, drama, peligro y ternura. Mucho de amor. [imagen de portada: upthehillart].

  • The life of Draco Malfoy

    By JammyWammy • Updated: 6 Oct 2019 • Published: 6 Oct 2019 • 2,046 words • 0 followers • Humor • Draco M., Hermione G. • Rating: M • In Progress

    Depicts the everyday misadventures of Draco Malfoy inside Hogwarts from his point of view, from his very first year onwards. Full of humor, lots of swearing in British and just plain fun. And occasional humiliating events for our anti-hero. Eventual Draco x Hermione

  • Instinctive

    By Neymovirne • Updated: 5 Oct 2019 • Published: 5 Oct 2019 • 10,851 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • [Harry P. + Severus S.], Ron W. • Rating: M • Completed

    Harry can't hold his tongue from blurting stupid things, learns something new about himself, and gets a cantankerous companion; not necessarily in that order. Creature fic

  • Party Insanity

    By Herochick007 • Updated: 5 Oct 2019 • Published: 5 Oct 2019 • 546 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: T • Completed

    The Death Eaters crash the Hogwarts Halloween Party. Insanity ensues, kind of a crack fic. For DarkAngelOfSorrowReturns

  • Xoxo, Malfoy

    By Nimpark • Updated: 5 Oct 2019 • Published: 5 Oct 2019 • 7,177 words • 0 followers • Humor/Friendship • Harry P., Draco M., Pansy P., Blaise Z. • Rating: T • Completed

    Pansy has had enough. Truly. She would pull her hair out of his scalp if she had to listen to Draco Malfoy whine about his crush one more time. With her newest plan, they couldn't go wrong.

  • The Many Many Mistakes of Lucius Malfoy

    By TheBlindMusician • Updated: 5 Oct 2019 • Published: 5 Oct 2019 • 3,782 words • 0 followers • Drama/Humor • Severus S., Lucius M. • Rating: K+ • Completed

    When Lucius Malfoy is sent to live as a Muggle as punishment for his crimes in the final war, he didn't expect it to be as hard as it would turn out to be. Only a week in, he manages to get himself into a bit of troubel when Severus Snape stopps by to show him how to cook. What could go wrong? A lot.

  • the totally cracked end of lord voldemort

    By vixevilcat7 • Updated: 4 Oct 2019 • Published: 4 Oct 2019 • 661 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Rating: M • In Progress

    alternate universe and that's about all i can say about this. the title should basically explain itself. rated m just because i like that rating.

  • The Deadly Few: Slytherin Cometh

    By Crispy2.0 • Updated: 4 Oct 2019 • Published: 4 Oct 2019 • 3,089 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • [Harry P. + Hermione G.], [Helena R. + Tom R. Jr.] • Rating: M • In Progress

    When Hermione gives Harry an ancient muggle wristwatch, the Golden Four (Harry, Hermione, Ron, and Ginny), find themselves in the year 995 A.D, and what will happen when Tom Riddle Jr shows up? - Yes, if you are wandering, his story is based on the Amulet of Time Series.

  • The Secrets That Hold Us

    By VioletStarlight11 • Updated: 4 Oct 2019 • Published: 20 Jun 2019 • 13 Chapters • 38,054 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. • Rating: T • In Progress

    In a society, where only boys are allowed to go to school, Lily disguises herself as a boy to get into the school. She struggles to hide her identity as she falls in love with James, while Sirius and Remus strive to hide their attraction towards each other in a school that is intolerant to boys loving boys. Multi-chapter AU Fic with Jily and Wolfstar.

  • The Trophy Room

    By Sorcerer's Muse • Updated: 4 Oct 2019 • Published: 4 Oct 2019 • 4,831 words • 0 followers • Humor/Romance • [Harry P. + Ginny W.] • Rating: M • Completed

    Just a bit of Harry/Ginny fluff exploring a world where they both played seeker at the professional level

  • 1 hour after birth

    By HP.fans4ever • Updated: 4 Oct 2019 • Published: 4 Oct 2019 • 652 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Delphi Riddle, Bellatrix L., Draco M., Narcissa M. • Rating: T • Completed

    What happens after Delphi's birth? Parody! Humour!

  • Corvus Black-Lestrange pour vous servir !

    By Pakalos • Updated: 4 Oct 2019 • Published: 26 Feb 2019 • 6 Chapters • 26,658 words • 0 followers • Humor/Family • [Bellatrix L. + Rodolphus L.], Harry P., Draco M. • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    31 octobre 1981, Lord Voldemort est défait et ses Mangemorts enfermés à Azkaban. 26 août 1982, Bellatrix Lestrange a demandé un recours et est finalement acquittée et de nouveau libre, de même que son mari. 5 septembre 1982, Bellatrix se retrouve dans un petit quartier moldu, Privet Drive, et tombe face à un bébé aux yeux verts et à la cicatrice en forme d'éclair. Elle décide de le

  • How Joy Came To Be

    By tweety-src-clt9 • Updated: 4 Oct 2019 • Published: 4 Oct 2019 • 3,781 words • 0 followers • Humor/Romance • Harry P., Hermione G. • Rating: M • Completed

    Lillian Joy Potter always admired her parents' love story as well as her grandparents'. As she is now thirteen, she wants to know the full details on how her parents finally got together. Will they ever answer her truthfully? Or are the details on how their relationship changed from best friends to lovers be forever kept a secret? ONESHOT.

  • I Won't Say I'm In Love

    By ClaireBear1982 • Updated: 4 Oct 2019 • Published: 4 Oct 2019 • 1,822 words • 0 followers • Humor/Romance • Draco M., Theodore N. • Rating: T • Completed

    Draco Malfoy and Theodore Nott have a thing for each other, not that either will admit it until they do.

  • Into the heist

    By Marenke • Updated: 4 Oct 2019 • Published: 4 Oct 2019 • 1,986 words • 0 followers • Humor/Romance • [Daphne G. + Harry P.], Delphi Riddle • Rating: M • Completed

    "What are we looking for now?" "Cursed books. A pearl necklace that belonged to our patron. An Augury, too, if we can snag it." "Should I be surprised it is a cursed item?". EWE.

  • cerveza y mascotas

    By Ann Carmesi • Updated: 4 Oct 2019 • Published: 4 Oct 2019 • 3,604 words • 0 followers • Humor/Romance • [Draco M. + Harry P.], Ginny W., Charlie W. • Rating: T • Completed

    Una de las cosas que pasan cuando decides que tu novio tendría que pasar más tiempo con tus amigos y familia, es que quizás, se terminen llevando demasiado bien; sí, definitivamente Harry se daría cuenta de que nada bueno podría salir de tener a Charlie, George, Gynny y Draco ebrios y divirtiéndose a miles de kilómetros. Joder, solo esperaba que no los vetaran de Canadá.

  • On Publicity Stunts and Prejudice

    By writers-and-ravens • Updated: 4 Oct 2019 • Published: 4 Oct 2019 • 2,550 words • 0 followers • Humor/Romance • [Hermione G. + Draco M.], Harry P., Ron W. • Rating: T • In Progress

    The War is over- but tensions remain. In an effort to prevent further violence, Headmistress McGonagall comes up with a plan. Enter a bunch of war heroes, a nice Draco Malfoy (who knew?), and a raggedy old hat, and things might just work out.

  • Fortune Cookie Fails

    By CinderellaAtTheBall • Updated: 3 Oct 2019 • Published: 3 Oct 2019 • 682 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • [Remus L. + Sirius B.] • Rating: K+ • Completed

    Sirius brings takeaway home, but he and Remus are not impressed with their fortunes...Wolfstar fluff. For Crissie!

  • In This Together

    By MyHeartBelongs2LadyJuvia • Updated: 3 Oct 2019 • Published: 3 Oct 2019 • 2,042 words • 0 followers • Humor/Friendship • OC, Albus S. P., Scorpius M., Lily Luna P. • Rating: T • Completed

    Once again Albus and Scorpius were in trouble but this time not even magic could get them out of their current mess. A one-shot set in my upcoming next gen story which is connected to my Mum's Owl's fic. rated T for some language.

  • Entre harinas y masas

    By Doristarazona • Updated: 3 Oct 2019 • Published: 3 Oct 2019 • 673 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    "¿Por qué, de todas las cosas que podría hacer, justo le tocó esta? Tenía su ropa oscura cubierta de harina, masa y otras cosas, y también tenía caramelo cayendo por su cara, y en frente de él estaba ella, esa condenada sabelotodo en iguales condiciones, solo que ella se estaba riendo a carcajadas de él." Escrito para el #FictoberMyM #FictoberDramione del grupo Muérdago y Mortífago

  • The Ministry Sanctioned Use of Love Potions

    By Dorothea Greengrass • Updated: 3 Oct 2019 • Published: 17 Nov 2017 • 2 Chapters • 10,128 words • 0 followers • Humor/Romance • [Harry P. + Daphne G.], Severus S. • Rating: T • Completed

    Severus Snape receives a letter from the Department of Magical Education he can't ignore.

  • Enough

    By JC O'Bryan • Updated: 3 Oct 2019 • Published: 3 Oct 2019 • 7,572 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • Rating: M • In Progress

    Hermione Granger has had enough! One Shot...Please tell me what you think...

  • The Gay Club

    By StoriesbyNessie • Updated: 3 Oct 2019 • Published: 3 Oct 2019 • 6,055 words • 0 followers • Humor/Friendship • Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. • Rating: M • Completed

    It's Ron's 20th birthday. To celebrate, Hermione and Harry takes Ron to a newly opened gay club in Diagon Alley. Ron isn't impressed.

  • Ron Weasley & the Flobberworm of Doom

    By ohmygodshesinsane • Updated: 3 Oct 2019 • Published: 3 Oct 2019 • 1,319 words • 0 followers • Family/Humor • Ron W., George W., Ginny W., Fred W. • Rating: K • Completed

    Ron just wants to hang out with the big kids. Ginny just wants to play dolls.

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