They say the most important thing any writer needs is a good trash can. This is why.
Yes, I've been flicking again, this time it's a psych ward tune. Rather singable. R/R =)
How do you do accents on this thing? My first cliche ever. Some...*unusual* things happen at Hogwarts.
Ron and Hermione get married... My first METMA challenge fic! It's interesting...
Who knew a spelling mistake could induce such madness? A very dangerous game of truth or dare, Lavender and Parvati start their own choir (which only has 2 members, btw), and Neville morphs into his alter ego: the infamous.... DR. TACO.
Voldemort is a crack head and is defeat because of it......
Percy Weasley overhears a snippet of conversation in King's Cross Station, and rushes to prevent a witch from revealing magic to Muggles. The resulting events provide a surprise for both parties....
Edition one: Cinderhermione is where Harry Potter characters take place of Disney's characters. Take a HUGE guess to why this is going under humor...R/R
VERY ENTERTAINING!
Yep, this, well, was a series that was going to be based on METMA challenges, but I only had the inspiration for two chapters. Ah, the humanity of it all.
A Christmas story. I wrote this before I found out that bad punctuation and spelling were a bad thing. I humbly apologise. I'll fix it. Later. *continues procrastinating*
Well it's not really finish yet but enjoy ::)
Edition two: This is the Snow White cross over with the Harry Potter characters though the story really only pays attention to Hermione through out...
Crystal tries once again to write a fan fic, once again messing up totally. When Crystal gets distracted, the characters take fic-writing into their own hands, and the results are quite hilarious. ^_^
Draco talks about his obsession with a certain green-eyed Gryffindor. (chains.. doesn't that just want to make you read it? ;)
I end up in Hogwarts... and no one likes my hat. Response to METMA challenge.
Someone fantasizes about our favorite evil guy.... give it up for.... VOLDIE!!!!
Hello, again! Its been awhile since We've had the time to type something up. Sorry ppl! :-( Umm...summary...well we're ASSUMING most kids under 13 won't get this humor (but there is a _little_ bit G stuff), think Snape, Klondike Bars and Dating Vide
Sirius had an idea, an evil awful idea, an evil awful horrible idea...which he of course thought was funny. Contains cross-dressing and light RL/SB slash
When the Hogsmeade Apothecary runs low on potion ingredients, Peter Pettigrew gets his comeuppance and Snape gets the shock of his life. Read if you hate Wormtail!
Here's the conversation that goes on between Voldemort and the Sorting Hat.
Find out what Hermione's true plan was...
This is the first fic I've ever written. It's rather stupid. Mild M/M slash *gasps*. It really isn't that funny, but I put it in the humor section anyway. I know I'm going to get flamed for this, but c'est la vie. It's Harry/Draco, sort of. Please read an
Response to a challenge my younger brother gave me. Not much else to say other than that I was under the influence of Ben and Jerry's ice cream when writing this, so forgive it its weirdness. PG for weirdness. Please R/R -- if you review it, I'll review o
"Ronald's" dress robe is a little *miffed* at the way it has been treated. First Ron, then the "Evil-One", then Malfoy...well, I'll say no more! R/R and join METMA!
When I wrote this I was suffering from too much sugar and caffene. Lovely to know isn't it? And NO! These characters are not on drugs they are just having major mood swings! Involves HP, HG, RW and a Dr. Seuss book
oh man, first I want to say ups to all my peeps(heehee) just kidding but seriously this is why you never read about Harry singing...r/r please
From Lily and James meeting to Harry's birth, all on a boat(in tow days, mind you). What happens when James POTTER directs instead of James Cameron???Read to find out. Rated PG for references to sex(and mau=ybe some language, I don't remember)
Harry Potter is captured by ducks ruled by Voldemort, and other pointless humor.
Ummm.... I was hyper when I wrote this, it's short, but it's funny. An account of..... Just read it, I can't explain. Please review.