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If you didn't read 'The Witch Weekly', this is still something like that. Harry, Draco, Ron, Crabbe, and Fred have their wizarding band, called Wizarding Babez. They are hosted in the TV show by Rita Skeeter, and their new video is up. Please R&R*_*_*_*_*
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Watching Star Wars. Harry and Ron have opinions about the men in Leia's life; Hermione's undecided.
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What would it be like to be Voldemort's roommate?
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The sequel to Draco takes tap! Even funnier! Please r/r!
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Pettigrew is short, Hermione is princess, Harry is king, Draco is a baby (still), and Sailor Snape makes a return (from Snow Black by Robotic Chickens)
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A drabble I wrote for Flourish's fanfic challenge. It is kind of odd, and somewhat funny. Please RR&E. Read, review, and enjoy, silly.
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Almost a musical. Dumbledore's idea to eat muggle food starts to have weird effects on the Slytherins. And Draco Malfoy feels pretty... oh so pretty... in fact, he feels pretty and witty and bright....
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Lucius Malfoy's wand thinks about how horribly unfair life is... please r/r!!!!!!!!
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Subtitled "The Poor Sneakascope That Died" Anywayz, its from the point of view of the Sneakascope (That was imprisoned in Uncle Vernon's sock)! :) R/R and join METMA!!
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An attempt at destroying my Mary Sue's... tell me how I did!!! R/R please!! Please please please!!!!
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A day in the life of Harry Potter and co, accompanied by BNL's Pinch Me. R/R, please.
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Short New Years day fic. Alternative name: Hangovers and amnesia. ;P
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Hermione has an unhealthy addiction...
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Heeheehe....Happy New Year's Eve! Yes, we have written something!! PLease r/r!!
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The title isn't good, I know... ::Shrugs:: O' well. That stupid error thingy is gone! :-) R/R
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"Istanbul" by They Might Be Giants - randomly filked!! ^_^ Enjoy.
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Erm. Written by me, thelonelytaco, Me Myself and I, and Hermione L. Granger. Buckbeat is stalking Malfoy. Why? ERM....I'd rather not say. Just read!
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not a great title..this is for METMA Mandy's challenge..please R&R
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Okay, this is for METMA Mandy, and its totally not funny. Enjoy!
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Ahh... the classic Mary Sue. *sings* Mary Suuuuueeeee, we hate youooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...
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Absurdity written in the style of drama. Hermione's musings as she's imprisoned in Azkaban... I was in seventh grade when I wrote this, so don't yell if it's not my usual style of spastic description and inappropriate comments.
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Alright, this was for Mandy's challenge. Um, R/Hr, I guess. It's funny, I guess....
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*shakes her head* I cannot believe I wrote this! It is in response to Mandy's Challenge! Beware! I am totally on a Sugar High!!!
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Voldemort gives some valuable advice to those going underwear shopping...
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Eh. I'm fighting the urge to delete this, but...if you want a cliche R/Hr romance that'll make you go 'SQUEE!', then look here. Just so you're forewarned. Actually, it's not THAT bad, but you know how these things are.
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Ever wondered what REALLY happened in the Chamber of Secrets? Supposing... just supposing... J. K. Rowling got it wrong? And supposing... just supposing... this was what REALLY happened? You'd wanna find out... right...?
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Yes, its me! I just got a new author name. :) So, this is from the Point of View of Lockhart's Mirror!! :) R/R and JOIN METMA!
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This is the relpy to a challenge by Cali. Here it is. The requirements were, 1: One of the Dursleys have to quote *Monty Python* 2: Someone has to kiss Angelina. 3: A traintrip has to be included. 4: It must be D/H. Well here it is, ENJOY!!!!
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subtitled "Mad-eye Moody gets Pink Eye" Anyway, its from the point of view of the eye, and he gets super annoyed when he gets pink eye. (AGAIN) please R/R and join METMA!
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Just something my strange little mind came up with after a bout of writer's block. Enjoy! ...Or not, whichever.
