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  • In a bind

    By constantlywandering • Updated: 10 Jul 2019 • Published: 10 Jul 2019 • 1,756 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • Hermione G., Draco M. • Rating: T • Completed

    Draco is... tied up, and it seems like it will be up to Hermione to get him out of trouble. Sweet, light-hearted one shot.

  • All that Glitters is Gold

    By Blackbird0 • Updated: 10 Jul 2019 • Published: 29 Jun 2019 • 3 Chapters • 8,864 words • 0 followers • Adventure/Humor • Harry P., Albus D., OC • Rating: T • In Progress

    From muggle programmer to magical assassin, I can't say it was a career change I was expecting. Still, life as a wizard is loads better than slaving away as a corporate drone, so I suppose I really shouldn't complain that this new life comes with a psychotic mother, prodigiously murderous father, homicidal relatives and obsessive international bounty hunters...Ok, I'm complaining.

  • This is the story of a Lonely man

    By JustPax • Updated: 10 Jul 2019 • Published: 10 Jul 2019 • 1,790 words • 0 followers • Family/Humor • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    Lupin's family has adapted and went through all kind of situations in history. Everybody loves and enjoys the action, the story, the romance, bravery and fight until their last second of existence. But after all is said and done. Only Lyall Lupin stays with the effect of those honorable qualities. He might need and hero to get through this, this time... lucky man. Harry is here.

  • Necesitamos darnos un tiempo

    By Lemniscata • Updated: 10 Jul 2019 • Published: 10 Jul 2019 • 2,743 words • 0 followers • Humor/Romance • Harry P., Draco M. • Rating: K • Completed

    A veces las relaciones no funcionan. A veces hay que dar un poco de espacio. A Harry y a Draco les cuesta horrores, pero están dispuestos a darse un tiempo.

  • Why'd You Only Call Me When You're Tossed?

    By Keeks1664 • Updated: 10 Jul 2019 • Published: 10 Jul 2019 • 4,152 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • Hermione G., Draco M. • Rating: M • Completed

    Dramione smutty one-shot. Inspired by Arctic Monkeys "Why'd You Only Call Me When You're High?". Post-Hogwarts. EWE. PWP.

  • The Ideal

    By Philippi.a • Updated: 10 Jul 2019 • Published: 1 Jun 2018 • 20 Chapters • 43,779 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. • Rating: T • In Progress

    Jily's perfectly sane romance seen through seventh year.

  • Operation Get Draco Laid

    By In Dreams • Updated: 9 Jul 2019 • Published: 28 May 2019 • 10 Chapters • 34,731 words • 2 followers • Romance/Humor • [Draco M. + Hermione G.], Blaise Z., Theodore N. • Rating: M • Completed

    The war is over, and Draco Malfoy is tired of being the perfect, obedient pureblood heir. Now he wants to lose his virginity, stat. And since Draco is back at Hogwarts for his eighth year, there should be plenty of opportunities... right? Dramione.

  • Never Have I Ever

    By niffizzle • Updated: 9 Jul 2019 • Published: 9 Jul 2019 • 2,218 words • 1 follower • Humor/Romance • [Hermione G. + Draco M.], Harry P., Theodore N. • Rating: M • In Progress

    With a bottle of firewhisky, a set of enchanted cups, and a game of Never Have I Ever, things turn interesting during one of the final days leading up to graduation. But just how much will be divulged? Maybe some things should stay private. [A Dramione One-Shot]

  • School Days - Year 1 Fun

    By KeepSmiling1 • Updated: 9 Jul 2019 • Published: 9 Jul 2019 • 14 Chapters • 29,835 words • 0 followers • Friendship/Humor • Rating: T • In Progress

    Part of the Defies Expectations Series...Harry Potter has been raised in a household that permits unusual friendships. He is considered a friend and ally to both house-elves and goblins. How will such a unique individual fare during his first year at Hogwarts?

  • Harry Potter: Lord of Nothing

    By Tempest Novastorm • Updated: 9 Jul 2019 • Published: 9 Jul 2019 • 5 Chapters • 28,891 words • 0 followers • Humor/Adventure • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    Adopted from Traban16. In the short time after Voldemort's defeat at the infant hands of harry Potter, Snape and fellow Death Eaters gather at Riddle house to find out what happened. But what if Snape's grief-ridden mind gave him an idea like no other? What would Voldemort do when he returns, only to find the DE's loyalty have changed? DarkLord!Harry, Dumbledore bashing, Good DE.

  • Be My Sugar

    By CelticAngelWings • Updated: 9 Jul 2019 • Published: 23 Jun 2019 • 3 Chapters • 7,617 words • 0 followers • Humor/Romance • Harry P., Severus S. • Rating: M • In Progress

    Beginning at the beginning as all stories should, this is a tale about two very different characters who meet under circumstances divinely orchestrated, and become intertwined in a way reminiscent of the machinations (or rather shenanigans) of Fate. Herein you will find SNARRY and CRACK. PIXIE-CRACK, in fact. All mixed up together in a wonderful concoction. Enjoy.

  • dementor daycare iv

    By various flimsy disguises • Updated: 9 Jul 2019 • Published: 9 Jul 2019 • 4,833 words • 0 followers • Humor • Credence B., Gellert G., Alecto C., Barty C. Jr. • Rating: K+ • Completed

    it's just a normal day at the daycare. but when an unexpected guest arrives, accommodations must be made.

  • PotionPassion

    By Aludra Enigma-Prince • Updated: 8 Jul 2019 • Published: 8 Jul 2019 • 1,181 words • 0 followers • Humor/Romance • Harry P., Severus S. • Rating: T • Completed

    [OS, humour, cliché, romance] Il est difficile d'avoir le courage d'avouer ses sentiments quand celui que l'on aime est notre ni honnis professeur de potion. C'est au cœur d'une nuit sans nuages que l'occasion rêvée se présente.

  • The Trial of Gilderoy Lockhart

    By Sakubato • Updated: 8 Jul 2019 • Published: 8 Jul 2019 • 10 Chapters • 12,838 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Harry P., Hermione G., Gilderoy L. • Rating: K+ • Completed

    In the caves below Hogwarts, Gilderoy Lockhart tried to stun Harry and Ron before obliviating them. The spell backfired, the cave collapsed, Harry beat the basilisk, and now they've returned to the school with a stunned Lockhart no one is quite sure what to do with. Enter a newly unpetrified Hermione Granger. Not only did the ponce try to attack her Harry, he LIED in a BOOK...

  • Games

    By Simply Look Around • Updated: 8 Jul 2019 • Published: 8 Jul 2019 • 904 words • 0 followers • Humor • Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S. • Rating: T • In Progress

    Fifth Year. About to get caught by Filch after sneaking Murtlap from the Infirmary, Harry and Hermione dive into the closest open door to hide… which just happens to be the staff lounge… during a staff meeting. Who knew their professors were so … relatable?

  • There Will Your Hallows Lie

    By iNiGmA • Updated: 8 Jul 2019 • Published: 7 Jul 2019 • 2 Chapters • 8,175 words • 0 followers • Drama/Humor • [Albus D. + Gellert G.], Aberforth D., Death • Rating: T • Completed

    Albus and Gellert find themselves trapped in a fairy tale, and the only way out is to let the story play out. So can they wrangle the Hallows they desire straight out of Death's cold, rotted hands? And if they do, can they really keep them? Some fairy tales may be just a bit darker than they seem.

  • Owe you Three?

    By Acantha Rayne Oak-Moon • Updated: 8 Jul 2019 • Published: 14 Mar 2019 • 8 Chapters • 24,709 words • 2 followers • Romance/Humor • [Draco M. + Hermione G.] • Rating: M • In Progress

    Draco owes favours, Hermione is going to collect. Once more a failed one shot. I love chapters. Unsure of rating, gone for safety.

  • What ever happened last night?

    By ComradeLeon • Updated: 8 Jul 2019 • Published: 8 Jul 2019 • 10,544 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • [Harry P. + Daphne G.] • Rating: M • In Progress

    Things got a bit out of hand as lovers, friends, and family had a little too much to drink. A recollection of things that happened, or what they remember happening, last night.

  • Please dont forget the treacle tart!

    By Summerstylefanfics • Updated: 8 Jul 2019 • Published: 3 Jul 2019 • 4 Chapters • 4,321 words • 1 follower • Humor/Drama • Albus S. P., Lily Luna P., James S. P. • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    This is a next-Gen time travel fic. Teddy Lupin made the mistake of agreeing to babysit all thirteen next-gen kids. James gets his hands on a time turner, one that breaks, transporting them all the way back to harry’s fifth year! Give it a chance, its awesome.

  • Moments Like This

    By PJKid42 • Updated: 8 Jul 2019 • Published: 8 Jul 2019 • 2,257 words • 0 followers • Humor/Romance • Rating: T • In Progress

    A sixteen-year-old Harry just wants a normal year at Hogwarts, but the Triwizard Tournament doesn't give him any hope that would happen. After a run-in with a blond stranger setting the tone of his year, how will the changes in his life fare for the young wizard? Aged up Harry, taking place in GoF.

  • Le Secret de la Potion Secrète

    By JustPaulInHere • Updated: 7 Jul 2019 • Published: 7 Jul 2019 • 482 words • 0 followers • Humor/Adventure • Harry P., Severus S. • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    Que se passe-t-il quand le monde des irréductibles Gaulois rencontre celui des Sorciers ? Que se passe-t-il quand la maladresse d'un potionniste ouvre des brèches entre les possibles et l'envoie dans le village du plus célèbre des druides ? Que se passe-t-il quand les guerriers qui tiennent tête à César rencontre celui qui a vaincu à César ?

  • Best Wedding Ever

    By Lostyourmind • Updated: 7 Jul 2019 • Published: 7 Jul 2019 • 5,705 words • 0 followers • Drama/Humor • [Hermione G. + Theodore N.] • Rating: M • Completed

    There's a Gryffindor/Slytherin wedding happening and Hermione is stuck as the Maid of Honor. Everything before the wedding is an absolute disaster but after the wedding, things are definitely looking up…

  • The Third Person

    By morelli.doy • Updated: 7 Jul 2019 • Published: 7 Jul 2019 • 10,302 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • [Draco M. + Hermione G.], OC • Rating: K+ • Completed

    “Malfoy, will you stop pulling my hair and help me with these ancient runes!” “I do want to Granger, but the nest on your head is calling me to play with it” Dear lord, just let them kiss already - Sometime a true love story is better told by the third person [Dramione] [One-shot] Picture credits: Alek.dar on Instagram

  • Severus Snape's Romantic Encounters

    By DrinkCocoa • Updated: 7 Jul 2019 • Published: 1 Jul 2019 • 2 Chapters • 159 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • Severus S. • Rating: T • In Progress

    Everyone knows that Severus Snape was hot. During his lifetime, hundreds of women and men tried to pick him up, but he certainly wasn't easy. But did anyone ever succeed?

  • Harry Potter: Into the Potterverse

    By GanHOPE326 • Updated: 7 Jul 2019 • Published: 7 Jul 2019 • 10,123 words • 0 followers • Humor/Adventure • Harry P. • Rating: K+ • Completed

    Harry raised his head from the book he was reading, snugly sat on top of his bunk, at the topmost floor of Ravenclaw Tower. Right in front of him, he saw himself. And that was only the least strange thing that would happen on that day...

  • Un problème de bâtons

    By starck29 • Updated: 7 Jul 2019 • Published: 7 Jul 2019 • 447 words • 0 followers • Humor • N. Tonks, Alastor M. • Rating: T • Completed

    Après une mission de l'Ordre, Alastor Maugrey se voit confier un étrange bâton, inconnu de tous. À lui de découvrir de quoi il s'agit, mais attention : VIGILANCE CONSTANTE !

  • The Taste of You

    By Polaroidgirl • Updated: 7 Jul 2019 • Published: 7 Jul 2019 • 267 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • Rating: T • In Progress

    Rose knew it was a mistake to look over at the Slytherin table, She already spent to much time as it was with him. Seeing as he was Head Boy.

  • A Black Comedy

    By ScarlettWeirdo • Updated: 7 Jul 2019 • Published: 9 Jun 2019 • 4 Chapters • 18,673 words • 0 followers • Adventure/Humor • Harry P., Sirius B. • Rating: T • In Progress

    Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.

  • Steven Egbert

    By MaggieJMcGonagall • Updated: 6 Jul 2019 • Published: 7 Jul 2017 • 38 Chapters • 61,004 words • 0 followers • Humor/Friendship • Albus D., Tom R. Jr., Horace S. • Rating: K • Completed

    Set in the 1930s, a timid muggle-born becomes the first wizard in his family. As he boards the Hogwarts Express, he meets new friends who tell him all about the amazing Slytherin house. Steven's heart instantly becomes set on being sorted into Slytherin. Will his hopes be realized, or will his fate take a completely unexpected turn?

  • Confundus

    By For the Greater Goat • Updated: 6 Jul 2019 • Published: 28 Jun 2019 • 2 Chapters • 341 words • 0 followers • Humor • Harry P., Hermione G., Minerva M., Cormac M. • Rating: T • Completed

    What if Hermione got punished for confunding McLaggen? Slight Hermione bashing.

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