Harry sets out on a new adventure. Working his way around the world. Learning new magic. Meeting new and interesting people. This is a tale of drunken debauchery, good food and a different Harry Potter. EWE, Not slash, a bit OOC, SI kinda. Updates daily.
From a young age she had always wanted to belong. To be seen as something other than freak or girl. And then she she found out about the Wizarding world and finally, after eleven years, she had finally belonged, and that was all that mattered to young Harriet J Potter.
Stupid decisions are a guaranteed consequence of George's love for mayhem. A silly one-shot of how Harry and Ginny ended up naming their precious baby after Snape. Or why Ginny isn't allowed to pick baby names.
A month after the Battle of Hogwarts, Kingsley calls Harry and Hermione to the Ministry. There, they meet a mysterious squib woman named 'J. K. Rowling', who offers to write their story as muggle fiction - with a few changes, of course. However, J. K. Rowling's definition of 'a few changes' turns out to be...rather loose, resulting in more than a measure of hilarity. Crack!JKR!Bash
There once was a gang of close-knit mischief-makers, some of whom grew to become the greatest defenders of the Light. A series of related one-shots involving the Marauders and their friends. Let the mischief managing begin!
Draco needs to clarify what they are exactly... Hermione's willing, after a little teasing.
A flower vendor contends with a critical customer.
Hermione has cold feet. Draco sends a note.
Lavender has been in love with her boss for a long time. Blaise Zabini is tired of watching her suffer. Draco doesn't think he has a chance with the Minister of Magizoology, but Hermione hopes he finally makes a move.
One dark, stormy Halloween night….. the Weasley kids gather in one room, the oldest son's room. Bill and Charlie are on break from school, the autumn vacation, in which Halloween falls, so they are really excited to hear their stories of Hogwarts. "Not far from the whomping willow... There is a dingy hut..." Bill dramatically drags his voice. (Beta readed)
You've all heard the saying "behind every great man is a great woman." This story deals with Harry Potter becoming a great wizard with the loving help of his great witch, one Hermione Granger. The story begins with Harry's third year. This is a definite AU, and will include very adult things. Further details are inside. Enter and read if you dare.
Percy has been sneaking out at nights, and the Weasleys want to know why. Can Percy keep his secret from his large family?
James Potter's seventh year was supposed to be simple: stay out of trouble, lead his team to victory, and enjoy his last year. Now how was he supposed to survive a Weasley wedding, a holiday break in the Highlands, Quidditch, the NEWTs, and life in general, when the terrifying but very attractive Moire McLeoch, Slytherin's captain, was around? Everyone knew, Potters and redheads...
Que pasara cuando después de un año vuelvan a encontrase,siempre han sido enemigos, pero tal vez las cosas cambien.
Dans la vie, parfois, on ne fait pas tout ce qu'on veut. Même quand il s'agit de Quidditch, même quand on s'appelle Greenwood. Suite à un accident de Quidditch, la couardise calfeutrée au fond d'un placard de l'intrépide Amelia est libérée de sa prison et se raccroche à sa propriétaire comme une huître à son rocher. M'enfin. Ça, c'était avant que Wheatley vienne s'en mêler.
Fleamont Potter is brutally honest about his main reason to have a baby with his wife, and Euphemia isn't very pleased with him.
"Did you see the giant?" James inquired excitedly. They intended on entering the dense forest next to the castle. James wanted to defeat the giant and be the hero who saved the day. Wait until Evans hears about this adventure!
What if Harry discovered something unusual about himself on that eventful night in his third year. Had this in my head for some time
When Petunia mentioned her freak of a sister was going to bring her equally freaky boyfriend over to meet their parents, Vernon's face turned purple, infuriated at the thought of meeting someone so disgustingly unnatural.
Every Tuesday, he passes out on the counter. Every Tuesday, she lets him crash on her couch. Every Wednesday morning, he's gone. (One-Shot, Post-Hogwarts, Disgusting Fluff)
Blaise let out a girly shriek of terror when his eyes landed on Draco. "Why the fuck do you have a tail, and why's your face so ugly?" Draco shot upright, terror visible on his face. "What? My face's ugly?" AU! In which Draco turns into a mermaid.
It's a well-known fact that it's impossible to bring someone back from the other side of the Veil. But then again... there's nothing The Brightest Witch of Her Age can't figure out, is there?
Charlie had always been interested in flying, but his parents deemed him too young to go flying on a broom. He decided he would figure out another way to fly in the blue skies above. He envied the birds who got to fly as high as they wished to without any cares in the world.
The man lifted a bottle of water to his mouth and chugged it down, his Adam's apple rising and falling as he swallowed. Even from a distance, the water dripping from the corner of his lips was visible to Dorcas, and she felt her breath constrict in her throat. Decision overturned. She needed a plan to flirt with the man.
¿Qué clase de epitafio es ese? ¡Puñetas! Escrito para el "Reto Exprés de Halloween: Epitafio" del Foro de las Expansiones.
A spider as large as a Great Dane and as black as a Dementor scuttled towards them, clicking its pincers nervously. Peter opened his mouth to shriek, but Sirius slapped his hand over his mouth. The four boys were deathly pale, but they knew if they made any noise, Filch would apprehend them instantly.
Scorpius had sworn to never come out of hiding if he ever got acne, and Albus had laughed at him. But now, when Scorpius actually refused to show his face to him, Albus decided he needed to brew the Blemish Blitzer before Scorpius began bunking class in embarrassment.
Draco hesitantly sniffed his robes and whirled around to throw up in the nearest plant. Unfortunately for Draco, it was definitely not his day. The Venomous Tentacula's vines shot out faster than he could say 'Quidditch' and wrapped themselves around Draco's torso and throat.
He should punch Ron for even suggesting it. It was obvious Ginny didn't want to be his flatmate. And even if she did, was it really the smartest thing to have that girl sleeping next door? Her flowery scent on his couch? Sharing his shower? Harry groaned. He couldn't let his mind go there. - (Or...they were roommates AU)
A Remadora short story about one of Tonks and Lupin's first dates. AU. Remus Lupin asks his partner, Nymphadora Tonks, out on a date to make up for pushing her away following their first kiss, unsure of their relationship and where they're headed, going forward after a year of increasingly warm friendship. She agrees, but on one stipulation: the two spend their date the Muggle Way.