A year of drabbles starting from the 1st January 2023. Each drabble will be a diary entry from Harry with a humorous summary of the day. Some will be about his life as an Auror, and others about the many shenanigans his children and wife get up to.
Oliver Wood puts Harry through a series of trials upon Harry's introduction to the Gryffindor Quidditch team.
Le destin semble avoir ce don particulier pour se moquer de nous, surtout lorsqu'on le provoque. Rien n'est jamais simple quand on joue avec la magie ancestrale. Tracey Davis, une septième année de Serpentard, va en faire l'amère expérience. Après une mauvaise blague contre Luna Lovegood, elle se retrouve à revivre la même journée. Indéfiniment. Pairing: Luna/Tracey
SI/OC born as a dementor, do I need to say more? *Look at the title* Well, it/she? found a diary. That's it. Unbetead crack!fic, contains swear words.
Pressed against a cherry tree with little, invisible creatures dancing in her head, only one thing in Hermione's mind was clear: Every moment she had spent glaring at Draco Malfoy instead of kissing him had been a dreadful waste of time.
I basically just slightly changed every name of the Harry Potter characters
This is an AU fic, where Voldemort was defeated at the Ministry of Magic in Harry's Fifth Year and Snape lives (obviously). This is what happens when Hogwarts decides to take matters into her own hands, and locks Snape and Harry in the Room Of Requirement, trying to get them to finally put years of anger behind them, but will they end up killing each other in the process?
OS.Il était torse nu. Lily faillait avoir une crise cardiaque." Lily. Arrêtes. C'est du voyeurisme là. Arrête de le violer du regard, espèce de criminelle !"
Slash! This story replaces the Half-Blood Prince: What happens if Voldemort disguises himself as a transfer student to gain access to Hogwarts in order to kill Harry Potter? Well, I'll give you a hint: It leads to consequences that not even Dumbledore foresaw! This story has a very original plot that has not ever been seen before. Yes, really. (Light!Harry) (Sub!Voldie) (Mpreg).
This is a book I’ve been looking for for literally ever. I think its either on FanFiction or ArchiveOfOurOwn
Hallucinagenics aren't all they're cracked up to be. The fic is purely crack. In fact, it is so much crack, it's on crack. Rated M just to be safe.
Harry and Ginny are clearing up the remnants of a delicious dinner party...but is that only what's delicious? not for those below 14
After five long weeks apart, Fleur is eager for her wife Hermione's return. When the day arrives, her patience is tested by delays, a long-planned birthday party for one of their friends, and a seemingly oblivious wife. Fleurmione. Rated M to be safe
Harry is the Master is Death and he travels through the timelines to cause chaos and make some laughs. Fun little one shot cause I was bored.
Hermione Granger doesn't believe in divination. Worse, she doesn't believe in mediums or fortune-tellers either. However, when her best friend makes her agree to visit one, she doesn't expect the big turn that her life will suddenly take.
Resolved to live her life in Muggle London, Hermione Granger finally felt free. Free from the Ministry, free from her celebrity status and everything that entailed. But who knew that one cataclysmal incident would lead her straight into the Malfoy's den and down a series of unfortunate events? At least they think she's a Muggle.
Raising Harry was never going to be an easy task, but it's made much easier when Sirius doesn't have to handle all the ridiculous, hilarious, troublesome parts of it alone.
At age 2, Harry is taken from the Dursleys by Barnabas Cuffe, editor-in-chief of the Daily Prophet. Raised by an eloquent bastard with shady goals and driven by relentless ambition, Harry's bound to have an exceptional time at Hogwarts. No bashing, no canon rehash.
Departing from 'Harry Potter and the Ashes of Chaos', what would happen if Harry had taken Lady Voldemort on her offer in the mirror chamber? It's not like there was anything for him in the outside world. Might as well get some tutelage from the Greatest Dark Witch Since Morgana and some sweet revenge. This story is Hemily, or will be.
Harry and Hermione decide to help Fred and George to enter their names into the Goblet of Fire. Then, they enter some more names. Chaos ensues.
Sometimes things go differently than planned. ** written for the SIYE Elopement Challenge (2020-3) **
Severus is horrified to learn about a muggle home decor trend that has made its way to Hogwarts' hallowed halls.
Harry's life didn't begin the day he chose his house beneath the hat. It's the little choices we make, the ones we never think about, that shape who we are. Examines/deconstructs Life Pre-Hogwarts to First year. Will happily allow suggestions to influence story! Goes AU fairly quickly but in a very canon-possible way when a wizard shakes his hand on the street.
Nine things James Sirius Potter predicted correctly, and the one thing he didn't. Featuring a ginger cat, a stag in the distance, lounging shirtless on a bed, and a grey sweatshirt, and more than a few cameos from Alice Longbottom. Blood of Peverell compatible. A set of ten experimental drabbles.
Of course Rose Weasley would be standing behind him when he insulted her. As a consequence for his rudeness, he has to complete 9 tasks "to get to know her better" or he's kicked off his Quidditch team. (Pre-written).
Harry is a *gasp* Dark Lord! Voldy dead! Harry's takin' over as Dark Lord Potty! He kills people! Changes names! READ! One-shot, probably.
Hermione looked up to see Draco trudging into the little flat they had bought for themselves. "Hermione, can you pull this knife out of my back?" Draco said sulkily, sitting down on the couch next to her and dropping shopping bags at their feet. "What's wrong?" Hermione asked, putting down her book. Muggle AU. R&R!
Nine things James Sirius Potter predicted correctly, and the one thing he didn't. Featuring a ginger cat, a stag in the distance, lounging shirtless on a bed, and a grey sweatshirt, and more than a few cameos from Alice Longbottom. Blood of Peverell compatible. A semi-experimental series of ten drabbles, some short and some long.
My brain made a fart, and gave me the biggest in dream F U ever. Every fan's worst nightmare made into a story to read by yours truly.
Severus was sure his students would appreciate something new and fun to brew. How could it possibly go wrong?