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Seventeen year old Harry Potter just has a few questions. Nothing that cannot be resolved with a quick discussion with his godfather. But when your godfather happens to be Sirius Black, nothing can ever be that simple. Alternately, the day when Harry and Sirius have 'The Talk'. Hilarity ensues. Canon Divergence!AU Read & Review!
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"Took you long enough, Potter," Draco Malfoy drawls. His immaculate shoes rest atop crumpled parchment and worn out quills. There are empty firewhisky bottles littered around it. The desk in fact is the only part of Malfoy Manor of which Harry could describe as messy. "I should report this to the Ministry. The Messiah of the Wizarding World can't even be punctual for a simple job."
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A Collection of One-shots that have popped into my head. Also, these are not connected in any way unless otherwise stated and are written for fun.
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A series of one shots I'll be writting that continue from my old FF account under TheCrackedoutFirebird AKA Phoenix the Legendary Firebird. Mostly M rated as I tend to eer on the side of caution and will be mostly Harry and Hermione because the Books 5 through 7 are nightmares of plot holes and character pairings.
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"Solo un segundo después, llegó la parte que se grabó a fuego en el alma de Sirius: el bailarín le miró. Fue sorprendente. El momento creado por otro giro audaz y una mano fina, extendida hacia la dirección de Sirius, que abría la danza para el siguiente movimiento." O donde Sirius conoce a un Bailarín Remus y cae estúpidamente enamorado, liquidando sus dos últimas neuronas.
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AU. Takes place after TYL and MYL. Hermione and Ron are making dinner one evening, when Rose brings up a curious question.
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An earthquake sends Lily and James plummeting into the earth. Thankfully, there is a cave. Trapped together, soaking wet, they wait for rescue. Mentions nudity Muggle AU
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It's Lily's 17th birthday, so the Marauders sneak her into Hogsmeade to get drunk.
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After a trying day at work, Harry just wants soup and cuddles from his boyfriend. It seems the weather has different plans.
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Oneshot AU. Sequel to Harry's First Word. James and Sirius agree to babysit Jamie Potter while Harry and Hermione take the day off. A round of Quidditch, a near death experience, Jamie's first word, and a Marauders' pact follow. Oh, and it's Harry's turn to feel the terror.
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Draco loses a bet and has to visit a muggle sex shop. There, he runs into a certain brunette witch, shopping for supplies. Shaken by the episode, his nights are haunted by several strange and very sexy dreams. Can Draco make sense of it all? And what is Hermione's role in all of this? Lemons. PWP. WIP. ***Nominated for Best Fluff in the Beyond the Book FF Nook Awards***
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Lucius Malfoy has just committed his greatest coup yet - convincing the Minister to give him full access to any Gringotts account that takes his fancy. Naturally, his first port of call is the account of the accursed Potter child - which, he will soon discover, is a very, very bad idea...
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Cuando Scorpius despertó en la torre de Gryffindor rodeado de las últimas personas que tenía ganas de ver, supo que la poción que habían hecho en clase había salido defectuosa. Por si fuera poco, el espejo ahora le devuelve la imagen de Albus Potter. Lo único que quiere Scorpius es arreglar la poción cuanto antes para evitar el suspenso. Pero las cosas se complican aún más.
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Mrs. Wesley knew that the platform number is 9 . Why did she ask?
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Don't ever forget; no matter how beautiful they are or gentle they seem lilies are poisonous.
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Five years after the war, the world was moving on in peace. Hermione had fallen into the norm of just doing her job at the ministry. Juggling muggle parents is difficult. So is her utter lack of life outside of work. What happens when the simple act of borrowing a sweater leads to a realization of what was missing? Laughter.
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A collection of one-shots written for the second season of the International Wizarding School Championship (IWSC). This time for good ole Ilvermorny! Now featuring, "Love Will Keep Us Together." Summary: Pandora reflects on the little heartfelt gifts her Xen has given her. Pandora/Xenophilius. Fluff. Not quite cotton candy fluff but still pretty fluffy.
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Tom and Harry meet at the reunion party five years after graduation. Sparks fly...
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Harry Potter is down on his luck after his incident with Aunt Marge when he meets his escaped convict godfather Sirius Black. With the assistance of Tonks, Harry will realize that the path he started on is not one he wants to continue along. Honks. Will have cameos of characters from various films for added humor. Disclaimer: I don't own anything recognizable in here.
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Andromeda has to show the good captain about the right approach to things. Pirate!AU
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In honor of my beloved sister, here is a short and silly story of two teens at a school dance, coming together for the first time (in a kid-friendly, non-sexual way you pervs). Enjoy!
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Take trouble and make it double. When Dr. Hermione J. Granger has to give up her healer's practice and go into quarantine after a bad bout of magical dragon flu has gone around...she doesn't go into quarantine alone. Two redhead Weasley twins are eager to help her and also, well, they might've been the ones responsible for giving her the flu in the first place. Hermione/twins
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Oneshot AU. James and Sirius take Harry to the cliffs. What follows is Harry almost falling off the edge, Harry saying his first word, and of course, the wrestling move Lily implements. Short and fluffy.
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Teddy Lupin has always had this voice in his head, telling him right from the wrong. He has always pecked it as his instinct. That is untill Lily Luna reaches her 17 birthday and come into her inheritence. The wolves howl in the moonlight.
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SI Albus plays with his toys. It goes as well as usual. Kid fic. Enjoy!
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Ultra Harry Potter fan Herbert is a pretty normal nerdy 16-year-old... until he wakes up as an 11-year-old version of himself in 1991, just about to go off to Hogwarts. Rated M for later chapters.
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Just some articles from the Wizarding Worlds newspaper I wrote. Hope you enjoy. Rated M for some themes.
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The mudblood and the arrogant Slytherin. A collection of oneshots that happened near familiar scenes that no one ever knew about. May end up M later on.
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A COVID-19 curfew takes an accidental turn when the Potters both end up in the ER, Lily in her knickers and James barefoot in his police uniform (co-written with GryffindorMischief)
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James Potter (old), James Potter(young), and Harry pull a prank
