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  • Mary Anne Khan and the Possession of Harry Potter

    By Pharaoh Seraph • Updated: 1 Apr 2020 • Published: 30 Mar 2020 • 2 Chapters • 1,580 words • 0 followers • Humor • [Draco M. + Harry P.], Sirius B., OC • Rating: M • In Progress

    Mary Anne Khan dies in a toilet paper related accident and wakes up inside HP's body after the confrontation with Quirrelmort in Year 1. See how this foul mouthed 19 year old uses the body of the BWL (well, clearly didn't live that much if she's possessing him) to fuck shit up royally for Dumbledore and many more. Low-key DM/HP(OC) pairing, def. lots of cursing.

  • The Dark Arts

    By Mottsnave • Updated: 1 Apr 2020 • Published: 1 Apr 2020 • 574 words • 0 followers • Parody/Humor • Draco M., Severus S., Pansy P., Theodore N. • Rating: T • Completed

    The students who are drawn to the Dark Arts are always sorted into Slytherin. The Dark Arts are completely forbidden at Hogwarts. Slytherin House is not happy about that at all. Parody one-shot nonsense, not connected to my other stories.

  • Hide The Basilisk

    By Gcgray • Updated: 1 Apr 2020 • Published: 1 Apr 2020 • 1,378 words • 0 followers • Humor • [Hermione G. + Draco M.], Harry P., Ron W. • Rating: M • Completed

    A little bit of fun for April Fools day and in honour of the twins birthdays. This was written as part of a writing fest with the Facebook group Hermione's Nook, based on that ever-amusing game "Cards against Muggles" Enjoy, and please let me know what you think.

  • When Harry goes potty:

    By Herlates • Updated: 1 Apr 2020 • Published: 1 Apr 2020 • 321 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Rating: K • In Progress

    In which Harry goes Potty cause I'm bored and lonely and I'm an all-powerful author-except in sports. if you want to read,some of these are life experiences. Yay,stay safe

  • A Slugclub Christmas Orgy

    By demonkatgurl17 • Updated: 1 Apr 2020 • Published: 1 Apr 2020 • 13,076 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S., Horace S. • Rating: M • Completed

    Slugclub Christmas Party, spiked punch, much sex. Multiple pairings. Part 9 in the Harry Potter and Series of Degrading Events.

  • Problemas de nombre

    By L-St James • Updated: 1 Apr 2020 • Published: 1 Apr 2020 • 1,947 words • 0 followers • Humor/Family • [Harry P. + Hermione G.], Teddy L. • Rating: K+ • Completed

    James Potter tiene un problema con su nombre y el de su hermana. ¿Por qué? Un título nada atractivo, espero cambiarlo en el futuro.

  • The Interview

    By wish123 • Updated: 1 Apr 2020 • Published: 1 Apr 2020 • 1,460 words • 0 followers • Humor/Romance • [Hermione G. + Draco M.] • Rating: T • Completed

    Hermione asked, "What is your greatest professional achievement thus far in your career?" "Great question. I'd say the night of seven times." "Professional achievement, Malfoy." "What? That is professional-it took place in my office."

  • Love Bugged

    By Harmonic Wisp • Updated: 1 Apr 2020 • Published: 1 Apr 2020 • 4,202 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • Rating: T • In Progress

    Hermione remembers an old lesson on magic. Fleur, on the other hand, forgets something incredibly important...

  • Tax Evasion

    By iNiGmA • Updated: 1 Apr 2020 • Published: 1 Apr 2020 • 2,263 words • 0 followers • Humor/Adventure • Draco M., Ginny W., Pansy P. • Rating: M • Completed

    There is one thing Draco Malfoy has always taken very, very seriously. His perfectly coiffed hair. And now, that hair is threatened. To keep it perfect, Draco will go on any sort of adventure. Even if he's got to hide out in the bloody Muggle town of Cockermouth. Whatever it takes. Assuming his propensity to bed anything that moves doesn't derail everything.

  • Classified

    By celtics534 • Updated: 1 Apr 2020 • Published: 1 Apr 2020 • 5,382 words • 0 followers • Humor/Romance • [Ginny W. + Harry P.], [Hermione G. + Ron W.] • Rating: T • Completed

    Everyone has their secrets. But Harry and Ginny just wanted to be left alone.

  • ¡Lo que se hace para no terminar en Azkaban!

    By ZafiroKristalino • Updated: 31 Mar 2020 • Published: 8 Jul 2019 • 25 Chapters • 40,372 words • 0 followers • Humor/Romance • Lucius M., Draco M., Harry P. • Rating: M • In Progress

    Lucius Malfoy debía admitir que era su mejor carta. Aunque quisiera temblar de humillación, decir que estaba gestando un bebé del fallecido Remus Lupin era su mejor opción. Además Draco estaba contento con la idea de su nuevo hermanito.

  • Hogwarts Snapshots

    By Loads of Randomness • Updated: 31 Mar 2020 • Published: 1 Mar 2020 • 31 Chapters • 8,727 words • 0 followers • Friendship/Humor • Rating: T • Completed

    A series of unrelated one shots of what goes on at Hogwarts. Based off reddit user /u/Atojiso's Pint-sized Prompts - March 2017. Will expand chapters based on requests

  • Under the Mistletoe

    By prophet-of-troy • Updated: 31 Mar 2020 • Published: 31 Mar 2020 • 1,065 words • 0 followers • Drama/Humor • Harry P., Horace S. • Rating: M • Completed

    Slughorn wants to collect Harry, but he seems to have a different definition of "collect" then Dumbledore. Possible trigger warning.

  • Lost Promises

    By MyFlutteringWings • Updated: 31 Mar 2020 • Published: 31 Mar 2020 • 466 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K • In Progress

    During the war, Lily and her friends reminisce about past times and make promises to each other. One-shot in the Marauders' Era.

  • FiveStrikes

    By StarsofDestiny • Updated: 31 Mar 2020 • Published: 13 Sep 2019 • 14 Chapters • 29,191 words • 0 followers • Friendship/Humor • Hermione G., Tracey D., Harry P., OC • Rating: M • In Progress

    What if Harry had a sister? What if Sirius had a daughter? What if there was another prophecy? Five girls are joined together by fate but they can’t figure out why. All they’re trying to do is get through their first year at Hogwarts whilst keeping their powers a secret and also trying to save Hogwarts. Harry, Ron and Dumbledore bashing. Slight crack.

  • N'est pas Super-Nanny qui veut

    By Kuroe Shizen • Updated: 31 Mar 2020 • Published: 31 Mar 2020 • 2,329 words • 0 followers • Humor • Harry P., Draco M., Pansy P., Teddy L. • Rating: K • In Progress

    Cela ne se voyait peut être pas au premier abord mais Drago, tout Malfoy qu'il fut, était stupide. Contrairement au genre qu'il se donnait, il était impulsif et il lui arrivait parfois de prendre des décisions à la va-vite sans en mesurer les conséquences et de s'en mordre les doigts. Comme le fait de se proposer pour garder Teddy Lupin pour le week-end.

  • A Sight for Sore Eyes

    By The Lady Arturia • Updated: 31 Mar 2020 • Published: 31 Mar 2020 • 3,239 words • 0 followers • Humor/Hurt/Comfort • [Harry P. + Draco M.], Hermione G., Pansy P. • Rating: T • Completed

    Draco has the ability to predict the likelihood of a future event occurring by focusing on his target, and he chooses to use this ability to cheat his way through university and take petty revenge on his ex. He thinks he knows exactly how things will go thanks to his gift - until one day, he meets Harry, who somehow manages to beat him at his own game. A Drarry one-shot. Muggle!AU.

  • Careers Day

    By anorc • Updated: 31 Mar 2020 • Published: 20 Feb 2020 • 2 Chapters • 3,054 words • 0 followers • Humor/Hurt/Comfort • Rating: K • In Progress

    Shorts depicting Minerva McGonagall and various students having career discussions.

  • Prongs

    By petals-to-fish • Updated: 31 Mar 2020 • Published: 31 Mar 2020 • 972 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • [Lily Evans P. + James P.] • Rating: M • Completed

    Lily thinks it might possibly be the stupidest nickname on earth.

  • Salvando el Futuro de¡¿NUESTROS HIJOS!

    By MariaLunatica24524 • Updated: 31 Mar 2020 • Published: 31 Mar 2020 • 6,277 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K • In Progress

    Es la navidad el 5 curso de los merodeadores, parece que todo esta tranquilo y normal hasta que; los merodeadores, Lily, Snape, Alice, Frank, Marlenen y otros mas terminan en una habitación con la sorpresa de que tienen que leer unos libros para salvar su futuro, pero no estarán solos, también estarán sus ¡¿hijos!

  • Faits et méfaits sorciers

    By Zeugma412 • Updated: 31 Mar 2020 • Published: 17 Feb 2020 • 6 Chapters • 5,825 words • 0 followers • Humor • Severus S., Albus D., OC • Rating: K • Completed

    Parfois les Sorciers ont affaire avec la Justice Magique, même les Professeurs de Poudlard et leur Directeur - UA

  • When Home Isn't Sweet Anymore

    By theworstisgoingtohappen • Updated: 31 Mar 2020 • Published: 1 Mar 2020 • 3 Chapters • 2,986 words • 0 followers • Humor/Adventure • Harry P., Petunia D. • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    Petunia had had enough. She couldn't bear to live in Britain when the murderers of her sister were still at large. Her son was unsafe, oh, she supposed she could take the freak along, too. An AU where the Dursleys leave Britain for a country far out of the way - or so they think. OR Harry goes to a Indian School Of Magic.

  • Innuendos and Outuendos

    By brokenbottleaurora • Updated: 31 Mar 2020 • Published: 31 Mar 2020 • 1,094 words • 0 followers • Humor/Friendship • Sirius B., James P. • Rating: T • Completed

    Or, four times Sirius Black couldn't keep his dirty mind to himself.

  • Olor a Malfoy

    By Lee Yong Bin • Updated: 31 Mar 2020 • Published: 31 Mar 2020 • 1,881 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • Hermione G., Draco M., Lucius M., Narcissa M. • Rating: K+ • Completed

    En la cena con sus padres donde Draco finalmente presentará a Hermione como su novia oficial, un...curioso hecho sale a relucir entre el patriarca Malfoy y la "impura" que le arrebató a su hijo. Lucius aprenderá que nunca hay que juzgar sin antes conocer a la persona.

  • Crab's Construction

    By Tea33 • Updated: 30 Mar 2020 • Published: 30 Mar 2020 • 2,703 words • 0 followers • Adventure/Humor • Rating: M • In Progress

    6 crabs work their way through the world of construction, encountering weird property-owners and getting into trouble. Will the company test the boundaries of their friendships, or will they all work happily ever after? This has nothing to do with Harry Potter, but I had to put something as the category, so yeah. Btw this is definitely a crack-fic.

  • Life after Lie

    By Weasley's girl93 • Updated: 30 Mar 2020 • Published: 8 Apr 2017 • 20 Chapters • 44,962 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • OC, Fred W. • Rating: T • In Progress

    Amelia Sterling is just a normal teenager. Kind of. Okay, maybe not. Counting her dead parents, troublemaking friends, raging hormones and going to Hogwarts, she has her hands full. Oh and don't forget about he-who-must-not-be-named! Follow Amelia as she deals with all these things and more! *rating may change later on*

  • The Untold story behind 'Severus Snape' and The 'four' Marauders

    By DemonsRunWhenAGoodManGosToWar • Updated: 30 Mar 2020 • Published: 10 Feb 2013 • 2 Chapters • 11,699 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • Harry P., Severus S., OC • Rating: T • In Progress

    Ok I'm gunna come clean and admit that this is another Hogwarts reads Harry potter, but it won't focus entirely on Harry. Instead on a forgotten 5th Marauder, and Aunt. Warning mass amounts of non-humans and shocking revelations. Please read if you have time for imagination, magic, love, and a story set off into an uncharted frontier where anything can happen.4th year SSAP,HPGW,NLL

  • Alliance

    By mimifreed • Updated: 30 Mar 2020 • Published: 30 Mar 2020 • 7,670 words • 2 followers • Humor/Romance • Hermione G., Draco M., OC • Rating: M • In Progress

    {post-war Dramione} 12 years after the battle of Hogwarts and Draco is trying to put his past behind him and rebuild his image. He accepts a meeting through MACUSA for a new business venture headed by none other than Hermione Granger!

  • Harry Potter et celle qui ne l'aime pas trop

    By Lafanenretard • Updated: 30 Mar 2020 • Published: 30 Mar 2020 • 5,852 words • 0 followers • Humor/Romance • Rating: T • In Progress

    OS - Une élève est obligée de donner un cours de soutien scolaire à un élève qu'elle n'apprécie pas spécialement. Le problème c'est que cet élève c'est Harry Potter, le garçon le plus populaire de Poudlard et il a l'air de vouloir tout faire pour comprendre pourquoi sa professeure particulière ne l'aime pas vraiment.

  • Collocation

    By SmithJulia • Updated: 30 Mar 2020 • Published: 10 Feb 2019 • 12 Chapters • 20,365 words • 0 followers • Humor/Romance • [Hermione G. + Draco M.], Harry P., Viktor K. • Rating: M • In Progress

    Hermione et Harry, fraîchement débarqués dans la vie active, décident d'emménager ensemble dans un chouette appartement du Londres sorcier, trouvé par le biais d'un piston très spécial ... tout irait pour le mieux, si leurs électrons libres d'amis de ne venaient pas se greffer à leur collocation au gré de leurs humeurs.

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