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A satirical news article from the Harry Potter world
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One of a collection of possible sequels to Harry Potter and the method of double-tap. Harry and Sirius have to cope with another unexpected Marriage contract. Maybe they can save Harry, from a fate worse than death. Short, oneshot, not angsty. A parallel universe to Harry Potter and the unwanted marriage contract.
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What if Draco never turned back? What if stayed as a ferret for the rest of his life? Follow the story of a boundbreaker ferret, who, with only the millions upon millions of his father, has to become a full blown wizard and regain his human form. What a horrible school year. His father will hear about this.
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Compilation de toutes ces phrases que nos sorciers britanniques préférés n'ont jamais prononcées, de toutes ces conversations qu'ils n'ont jamais tenues... alors qu'elles leurs correspondent ridiculement bien. 100% crack. [Multi-contributeurs]
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Lo que J. K. nunca nos contó en los libros. Escenas parodiadas de Harry Potter.
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Part six of Harry Potter Abridged. You know how this goes at this point.
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In which Harry gets railed by everything in existence, including Dolores Umbridge. Crack, Cringe, Modern Corporate AU, Mpreg, Multi, Humbridge— I'm sorry guys, I had to. They made me do it. You didn't want this. I didn't want this. Even Zeus himself would shy from this absolute monstrosity. But this is what we all get for living in a society. You can thank Dylan, btw.
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Dumbledore thought it was a brilliant plan to create a respawn point during Harry's fourth year, so that he could try again in the event of his death. What he hadn't counted on was being trapped in an infinite time loop with a teenager intent on grinding side-quests and hunting achievements rather than fulfilling his destiny. (A semi-crack Gamer!Harry fic.)
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A runaway with secrets and powers. Twins who never knew each other existed. One twin: a hero kept and loved while the other was thrown out accused of evil yet to happen. Truths uncovered. Siblings united. Friends are made. And powers formed as they push forward through year 6 at Hogwarts. But a great evil is stirring. And then they have Dumbledore and Voldemort to deal with.
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Voldemort wiedział, że pieniądze rządzą światem. Oczywistym było zatem, że jeśli chce dojść do władzy, potrzebny mu będzie spory kapitał. Tak działa wolny rynek.
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What happens when Harry calls upon Shang Tsung the Souldrinker? Oneshot
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Tout allait bien dans le monde merveilleux de la magie, les méchants étaient méchants, les gentils étaient gentils et les autres et bah les autres. Bref tout était parfaitement parfait et surtout normal, mais un beau jour, d'étranges listes commencèrent à apparaître. C'est à ce moment-là que les choses ont réellement commencé à aller de travers.
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Harry and Ron decide it's time they changed their image from the scrawny young school boys they are to the mature young adults they are becoming. The two young wizards use their magic to grow themselves some beards - with downright bonkers results!
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Harry Potter is less than a squib after his magic was taken to empower his sister. With of his magic gone age 11 and kicked out of the house Harry has no choice but to take refuge in the park. Its there he meets a shadowy man who offering an apprenticeship. He'll learn all the skills than man has to offer or die trying. MA lemons later. First world Tokyo Ghoul RPG Lite
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In which Draco Malfoy becomes Voldemort's seventh horcrux. Will Draco manage to defeat his original self to become the Dark Lord? Will he uncover Harry Potter's Dark Magic? And, finally, will he be able to kill Harry Potter without anyone finding out?
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Truck San Isekaid me as Harry. I am a die-hard fan of Harry Potter, so I am going to enjoy Hogwarts to the Fullest. I may change things an itsy bit. Is two girls a harem? or three? Well, I am getting them. Harry/Two or Three As always, Mr. Cringe, Mr. Harem, and Gary Stu are present
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Regulus Black de vez en cuando se escapa al Bosque Prohibido y se hace amigo de un ciervo al cual le cuenta sus problemas.
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C'est une pensée vagabonde qui déclenche tout, ou du moins c'est la seule explication qu'il pourra jamais trouver. Ce soir-là, il est allé se coucher dans son dortoir de Poudlard, inquiet et malaisé à l'idée de la prochaine menace qui plane. C'est le froid qui le réveille ; il sait déjà que ce n'est pas Poudlard et qu'il n'est plus dans son dortoir.
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With the help of James Thurber's "The 13 Clocks," Petunia, a squib, convinces Severus to help her find alternative magical education. He locates the Matirni Traveling Circus (& squib school). She lives happily ever after (and willingly takes in her little sister's orphan. Who happens to be a metamorphmagus. Plotting ensues.) (Multigender!Harry)
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just a little story I came up with at 4:00 in the morning. using one of my OCS I based it off of the second chapter of deathly hallows with Elphius Doge's obituary of Dumbledore
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Another year at Hogwarts, a wonderful feast, watching the new rules and the reason for them being made, a new teacher. just a typical start of year night... wait watching? watch as the populace of Hogwarts learn of their new rules. Fifth Year
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In this crossover between Harry Potter and Star Wars, Voldemort meets Darth Vader. Instead of binding over both being evil tyrants with similar enemies, the two get into argue over which of them is the most dangerous villain. It’s Voldemort verses Vader!
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Harry Potter's the hard-bitten head of the DMLE. Only, someone wrote The Cursed Child, and I can't stop making fun of it. Harry's committed adultery with Hermione, is getting divorced and... that's the tip of the iceberg. And he might accidentally on purpose assault Draco Malfoy. Full of bad language. Warning: contains parts of Cursed child and Lawyer!Daphne. Not Novocaine.
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This story takes the trope/cliche of Harry Potter working out to become a fitness buff to its logical and completely ridiculous endgame. Now it's time to meet Beefcake Harry, Dudebro supreme. Also starring his mentor, a great big buff guy... named Thanos. And stoner Dumbledore, because why not?
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Everyone thought Voldemort had killed Cedric Diggory during the Trial Wizard Tournament. What happened to the young champion during the Third Task was indeed a tragedy, but it turns out the Dark Lord hadn’t murdered him at all. Instead, he made the poor boy suffer a far more terrible, dreadful fate…
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In a society where children are sorted into five factions at age 16, Petunia Dursley dreams of escaping her mundane life in the Abnegation faction. When it's revealed that her sister is a Divergent who might have to leave the country to go to a far-away boarding school for her training, Petunia makes a life-changing decision.
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A hungry Harry Potter unconsciously defeats a Dark Lord after stepping off a lift. (Time travel AU. OOC. Harry Potter x Fantastic Beast crossover. Humor/Parody).
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Another day brings another educational decree. Or in which Umbridge takes a different approach from canon in an effort to stop Harry Potter from saying that Lord Voldemort aka You-Know-Who aka He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is back. (Instead of using blood-quills). One-shot inspired by "The Wonderful O" by James Thurber.
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When trying to get close to his deceased parents, a boy finds a unique group of people who guide him to understanding that what the world needs is just peace, love, and understanding. Join Harry in his journey to greater understanding of the world, eye opening dialogues, as he teaches his friends that there's more magic to the world than just some little magic school called Hogwart
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Do not read (you will regret it)
