In which Ford Prefect meddles with an eminent philosopher's thought-experiment
The Doctor, in his fourth body, get a little help from his first body, who got a little help from his eighth body, tries to save the entire universe... and discovers what lies at its end.
Arthur's curiosity pans to the confounding conundrum known as Zaphod Beeblebrox and how exactly his anatomy works. Marvin pitches in to help.
This is an AU where space travel and such is out of the question and the only thing our four favorite characters are trying to survive is the perils of high school, which is very much harder than it looks. For pairings there'll first be Ford/Arthur and Zaphod/Trillian, then Arthur/Fenchurch. Please review!
Based on The books by Robert Rankin and The Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, by Douglas Adams. Too mad to summarize it. It's mostly about sprouts, The Greatest Man Who Ever Lived and 42.
Idea: Oneshot in which Harry Cheats at Quidditch, Marvin Makes a friend and Arthur finds some tea... Or does he? Ok yes he does. I was bored.
Arthur Dent and Ford Prefect are extremely exasperated with the Nutri-Matic Drinks Synthesiser and tries to complain about it with the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation. However, the complaints division is too stuffed up and messy to do anything. They have to think up a better plan. By the way, share and enjoy!
During the final scene of Mostly Harmless, just as the world is about to be destroyed, Arthur looks at Ford just before everything ends. This is what he was thinking. (I do not own The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy) NO SLASH!
Retired now, and living in the country, Sherlock has a nasty experience when John doesn't seem to be John anymore, and a strange sofa appears in the garden near his hives... Rated T for hints of a relationship...
Ford is very eccentric and beyond out of tune with human emotions. So much, as a matter of fact, he simply can't show his love for his friend, Arthur, properly! Full of laughs. Enjoy this odd "pairing."
Ford learns something new about Arthur.
Some one-shots that are not related. If anyone wants to expand on them they are welcome to. I don't own any of this.
Hey you, don't watch that, watch this! This is the heavy heavy monster sound, the nuttiest sound around! So if you've come in off the street, and you're beginning to feel the heat, Well listen buster, you better start to move your feet, To the rockinest, rock-steady beat of madness! One step beyond! First Post of the new Hitchhiker's: Alternate Phase on OngoingWorlds.
It is largely believed that the Universe was created by a God who can't even prove His own existence. But what if the Universe was created by a depressive robot ? h2g2 fanfiction
Kharthur povídka. Část příběhu vytržená z kontextu. Více varování uvnitř.
Beta Rosemary Epsilon hates her job a burger joint in space, but she hates her boss more. A story written for my Creative Writing class, set in the universe of Hitchhiker's Guide. T for Language.
Benjy mouse is not amused by the Earth being blown up. So he finds a way to undo it. One-shot.
It is a curious fact that most planets developed the game of football independently... Guide entry, apropos of nothing really
An AU fic where Chell, GLaDOS, Wheatley, Space, Adventure, and Fact end up joining Arthur and Ford on a journey through the galaxy. I'm no Douglas Adams, but I did my best. If you haven't read Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, READ IT! I swear, it's totally amazing! Rated for mild sexual situations and language.
Arthur gets dumped. Ford has bigger things on his mind.
On his way to White Forest, Gordon has a chance encounter with a certain someone. A certain Infinitely-Prolonged someone. (Rated T for language.)
A short joke which has no real purpose - just for fun!
just like the title says. arthur discovers the ultimate question. 3 am brainfart crack fic.
Ford/Arthur conversations
The Heart of Gold had the Improbability Drive installed inside of her. It would, improbably, take a third parallel universe with Ford, Zaphod, and Trillian being the reason that Rose goes from her second parallel universe to her first, to her home. To the Doctor. The Heart of Gold, you see, is actually quite proud of herself for that improbable feat.
Random is lost and alone, wishing for a friend, wishing for a hand to hold. ONESHOT. Entry to the FroggyClan May 2014 Writing Contest.
The story of Marvins Creation and miserable existance until he ended up on the Heart of Gold.
Khan's been off on one of his missions for the past three weeks, and he's returning home today. Arthur's understandably excited. Kharthur, Khanthur, Khanarthur, whatever you want to call it. (That's Khan/Arthur Dent for those of you who don't know.)
Suppose J. Rivers hadn't been Network 85's candidate in the telelection. Suppose their candidate had had an excess of heads and arms and was widely considered to be out to lunch. Suppose he brought his semi-cousin with him to Earth, and suppose said semi-cousin decided to befriend Edison Carter.
The love story of Bella and Edward…in the form of Vogon poetry.