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Ron weasly is the true heir of Slytherin what the heck what the hell how did this happen , this is most defiantly a crackfic RonCentric CoolMalfoy Gryffindorks EvilUnicorns BreakingFourthWall RomeoJuliet Refrences
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Ron see a spider he tries to kill it he can't find it so he jumps onto the doorframe Harry Casts a Accio to try summon the spider but acromantula appear instead because he didn't properly concentrate when casting the spell he then loses 500 points from Gryffindor when chaos follows him to the great hall The Spanish Gyffindor Santiago Is Angry rated T for swear words in spanish
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Ron weasly is the true heir of Slytherin what the heck what the hell how did this happen , this is most defiantly a crackfic RonCentric Twilight References MIB references CoolMalfoy Gryffindorks MLP references EvilUnicorns JamesBond Refrences BreakingFourthWall SuperSecretEnding RomeoJuliet Refrences
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Ron sees a spider he tries to kill it but can't find it he then jumps onto the top of a door? Harry tries to summon it with a Accio but makes a mistake by not properly concentrating when casting the spell a bunch of acromantula's appear instead Santiago gets angry when Gryffindor loses a bunch of points
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Ron sees a spider he tries to kill it but can't find it he then jumps onto the top of a door? Harry tries to summon it with a Accio but makes a mistake by not properly concentrating when casting the spell a bunch of acromantula's appear instead Santiago gets angry when Gryffindor loses a bunch of points
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Life is boring for young Harry Potter, but then his family get stalked by a large hairy postman determined to give him a letter and his world changes. (Crackfic, swearing stupidity and I am so sorry).
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What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
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Or why Hermione hitting Ron in DH was unjustified. OOC Ron.
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In the caves below Hogwarts, Gilderoy Lockhart tried to stun Harry and Ron before obliviating them. The spell backfired, the cave collapsed, Harry beat the basilisk, and now they've returned to the school with a stunned Lockhart no one is quite sure what to do with. Enter a newly unpetrified Hermione Granger. Not only did the ponce try to attack her Harry, he LIED in a BOOK...
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Owls sometimes prey on cats. What if Ron got an such an owl after book 3?
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One-shots collected from the many prompts I have found over at Reddit. They will all be either complete stories, or incomplete shorts that I have no intention of completing. Mostly Crack, with occasional drama and adventure. I am marking this as complete, but I will update this whenever I post another one-shot at Reddit. Rating is T because it will have everything from K-T.
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plusieurs petits OS humoristiques sans prétention mais dont je dédicace le premier a Nahel dont l'histoire les juges de la bénédictions magique m'a inspiré celle ci. bonne lecture
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Why is Lily Evans not having a good day? What does her boyfriend have to do with it?
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Witam w świecie absurdu. To moje zupełnie pierwsze opowiadanie i mam nadzieję że choć trochę się spodobają pokrętne ścieżki mojej wyobrazni ;)
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This is basically self loathing crack fic set in The Prisoner of Azkaban. I was forced to write it for a uni course and I thought some of you would get a good laugh out of it. It's Harry Potter but if that quack Sigmund Freud made the magic. Also I made Lupin and Sirius gay for one another because my professor asked me not to make characters gay for no reason. (one shot)
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A one-shot to show why Hermione should never have attacked Ron in the Half-Blood Prince. OOC Ron.
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[ONE-SHOT] Harry and his family meet Umbridge at the station. Merlin, he hoped his little Lily didn't just find a role model. Starkid!Umbridge
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Je ne sais pas si je suis le seul à avoir pensé ça.
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This has bean reviewed so many times you can turn it into a drinking games every time you see a commentary you take a shot but I'm still going to review it join me as I review the "worst fanfic of all time"
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Albus Dumbledore mistakes a sex toy for a horcrux. Together, Dumbledore and a reluctant Severus Snape must save the wizarding world through harnessing the power of kinkiness and budding friendship.
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Poor Harry
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Dumbledore forces Snape to open a section of advice in the school newspaper and answer the questions.
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Draco wakes up one day and discovers that he is Hermione Granger. Yes, Hermione Granger... With her bundle of unruly curls and her sensual and secret ass.
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WARNING! Very explicit literature. This book was not intended to hurt, upset or offend anyone. It was created for a play on words and fun. If easily offended. Please leave now. This scene revolves around when Harry and Cedric both touch the phallus of fie and are transported to the graveyard.
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WARNING! Explicit content. If easily offended do not read. This is a parody written in jest with no real means of wanting to incite thoughts of malice or hurt. I wrote it for fun. The scene revolves around the moment Harry and Cedric touch the Phallus of Fire. What transpires from there is for you to find out...
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In the horcrux cave, Albus bypasses Tom's first defence.
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Dans la caverne du horcruxe, Albus contourne la première défense de Tom.
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OS / UA - Même lors de son enterrement, Pansy trouve toujours le moyen de faire son show.
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Brace yourself folks, it's Draco, it's Hermione, it's a dark room and Draco has one goal, to breed her. Things are about to get dark. (Explicit-M, violence and disturbing scenes, You've been warned!" )
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Dive into the magical world and discover the mysteries of what truly happens when you least expect it. This time, it's back to Hogwarts for a more fluffy tale. The Gryffindor boys of late have been acting rather moody after their detentions with Professor Lupin, so what does our genius witch Hermione do? She investigates of course. ( Critical M-Plus, you've been warned!)
