Harry discovers that magic takes a whole new meaning when he arrives. Collection of random stories that will definitely lower your IQ by a hundred points.
The Sorting Hat is in a bad mood. Pity the class of 1991. ONESHOT, AU.
Hier die Fortsetzung von Harry Potter entdeckt a very potter musical! Es gibt einige neue Charaktere und es wird bestimmt...totally awesome! XD
A thing I wrote for my silly RPs. To not be taken seriously. AT ALL.
Ever wondered why Voldemort never wears shoes? oneshot
Antes de los TIMOs de Ron, su hermano Bill decide escribirle una carta con unos cuantos consejos sobre cómo elegir una carrera mágica. Para el minireto de enero para El Torneo de los Tres Magos del foro "La Noble y Ancestral Casa de los Black".
Ma real life friend made this and wanted me to post it on the internet it is basically a script. Mavis and her secret twin sis will be updated shortly.
Pourquoi ? Comment ? autant de questions que l'on ce pose sur le monde d'HP, c'est pour ça que les flash info son là ! découvrez la vérité sur ces personnages et bien plus...( un personnage créé (Tomi) sera celui qui posera les question au concerné)(chapitre en reposte)
CRACK!
Love doesn't know bounds; of life or death, of creature or human. She was a metamorphmagus anyway.
Twelve years in Azkaban was hard. But not always. (100 words exactly, every time. Dark humor.)
The Babysitters Club makes a special trip to England to babysit four year-old Harry and Dudley, bringing along a few of their American charges in a flying Junk Bucket. Accidental magic, snark, friendships, snark, and a 'Prince Brat and the Whipping Boy'-esque case of mistaken identity ensue. HP/Andrew Brewer/Jenny P friendship. Harry also develops crush on Janine. Semi-crack-fic!
Parody of "Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life"
Just a Gilderoy/Gilderoy Crack!Fic for your giggling pleasure
Meet Harry Potter from J. K. Rowling's Harry Potter. He's about to take his own life. This fate could have been avoided if he had a sassy gay friend.
Voldemort and Moriarty swap places! Shock! HORROR!
Apples. Yes, you heard correctly. Apples. Apples have invaded Hogwarts. Harry Potter and gang have disappeared. Voldy develops a fear of Apples. Has Dumbledore gone senile? Or has he always been that way? And Snape doesn't teach potions. What will happen? *madness ensues* Rated T because I'm paranoid...CONSTANT VIGILANCE!
— ¡No! —exclamó Hermione—. ¡No te fíes de él, Harry! Ha ayudado a Black todo el año. ¡Es gay, y menos importante, un hombre lobo! [Parodia]
Apa yang terjadi jika kehidupan Vayne dan Harry ditukar, Vayne didatangi oleh Hagrid, dan Harry didatangi Zeppel? crossover MK x HP, oneshot.
Total crack, inspiration for it inside. Harry goes running naked through muggle London, but he has a good reason for it.
When Wormtail performs the ritual, things go a bit differently. And that is how "The Goblet of Fire" only has thirty-two chapters. A bit of dark humour.
Harry and Voldemort wake one morning to a very unexpected surprise... and the possibilities are inconceivable. This is my first Harry Potter fanfiction.
De cómo un simple castigo en las mazmorras del profesor Snape se puede convertir en algo raro de verdad.
Frodo H.J. Baggins-Potter didn't live in a hole in the ground. He lived at #4 Privet Drive, a cozy little cottage in the village of Little Whinging in Surrey. He wasn't rich, he wasn't poor, but he lived comfortably with his kindly Uncle, Bilbo Baggins - who spent most of his days reading books and maps and smoking some of the finest pipeweeds from California and Amsterdam.
Sekigahara... Tempat dimana para Chara Sengoku BASARA 'mengenang' pertempuran Sekigahara. Apa yang terjadi apabila ada Chara lain yang mengganggu acara mereka dan malah terjadi pertempuran yang ehm... GaJelas dari kedua kubu Antargonis kita yang GaJe sangat?
Voldemort es el malo más malo que el mundo jamás ha conocido. Es tan malo que su cara debería estar en todos los cartones de cereales. Pero, a pesar de su atractiva maldad, tiene su corazón y siente cariño hacia Paca, su dementor favorito.
Bilbo Baggins meets a wizarding stranger in Bree for a night of pleasure.
Vincent Crabbe gets an O in Herbology, Hermione Granger doesn't, Ron Weasley contemplates stolen brains, and Neville Longbottom "catches" Hannah Abbott kissing Ernie Macmillan. Maybe.
Lord voldemort sings a little song during the battle in the department of mysteries. Nothing but crack, you have been warned. A new verse is up.
Let me get your attention. ahoedjhioaw3eyfok2rnujsjhfuqwjfujdejuirjjetfiokmlpostbvwau 0gkiaKRFDKLEDFKIWEFDJKDVH AKLVNfoldwfjdvkgeJJdzxncbvjsx Now some smiley faces: :):):):):):):):):):):) :):):):):) CYCLOPES! .).).).).).).).).).).).).) Now some cookies: (::) (::) (::) (::) (::) (::) (::) (::) (::) (::) DID IT! Do I care? No. Do you care? Let's find out. (Used to be just PJO fanfic)