A collection of conversations between the marauders and their sisters. Its sounds Mary Sue, but it isn't. Just our stupidity. Please R & R!
Luna and Ginny are both in love with Harry. Harry doesn't know who he wants, and, to make matters worse, Ron is falling in love with Luna. NOW BETAED
Craziness! One possible take of Harry's scar being a horcrux. Warning: Major OOCness. ONESHOT
Harry Potter, like most teenagers, had some growing pains. Only more than most. This story tracks the troubled and covered-up story of Hogwart's most beloved boy-whiz.
A strange American transfer student descends upon Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry! She has the world on a string...or does she? Oh, what will happen to poor, poor MarySue? An OC Parody rated T for language and innuendo.
[Incredibly idiotic, share the insanity.] 'No,' He screamed. 'You evil witch! You shall die and dine with me in Hell'
Chuck Norris jokes are so before that one time Neville cut off Nagini's head. Summoning amusement from the web and various sources, I bring you the bad assery of the one, the only: Neville Longbottom.
Letters and prayers to Lord Voldemort.
Está com sérios problemas psicológicos? A vida correlhe mal? Sentese confuso? A linha asteristica está aqui para ajudálo! A nossa equipa de técnicos especializados também conhecidos como personagens fictícias de contos fictícios responderá às suas questõe
Everything from here onward is parody. Summary: Hermione and Draco get some important news.
Following a twisted turn of events, Harry learns that James was not in fact his real father. There are only three other men he knows of who have genes like him. Who could it be?
Gilderoy Lockhart has just posted his own Favourite Book List. Oneshot. R&R. Drabble.
In the Golden Trio’s 7th year, Hogwarts decides to put on The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Watch the madness ensue!
Pretty much a collection of one-shots that don't make sense at the request of fanfiction writers who helped me! Thanks guys! *Swearing included*
Lily is entering her 7th year of Hogwarts where things are immediately starting to go awry; James' Quidditch-toned self is being forced into potions tutoring (golly gosh!), Severus is finding himself acting like Tarzan (sweet merlin!) Sirius has decided to become a gangsta (galloping gargoyles!) and Lily's owl is singing 'Papa Don't Preach'. (PARODY!) Rated for language. Probably.
Harry Potter does sweet wizard things when off the clock and this is clearly the story of such times and events.
This story is a crack fic. It's not meant to be taken seriously. That said, Rose and her friends have an adventure that includes fierce magic, slugs, brainwashing, Tom Riddle the third, and of course, Sporks. Not to mention that dorky stalker kid. Disclaimer: written by my 6th grade self. Oh and a very, very brief mention of slash.
An exquisite chat between the two hottest and most perverted creatures that lurk within the Hogwarts walls. You can get more of this with 3 anual payments of 79.95! Lyk durr!
Arthur C. Clarke's third law states said that any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. I imagine it works the other way, too. An alternate look at Harry and Voldemort's final battle. One-shot.
Do not read if you acctually take Harry Potter FF seriously. It is all one big joke. Probably not suitible for anyone exept me and my friends, as its chocoblock with weird injokes. But its fun and silly. Rated MA, with good reason. Review Please!
Hermione, Ginny, Luna and Neville are having a good night out at a club, but then trouble brews in the manner of Cho Chang. A parody of a scene from the second Bridget Jones film, The Edge of Reason. Post-DH, pre-epilogue, and cannon.
Between Ron leaving the shop, Ginny moving into the bachelor pad, and having to face another Christmas without Fred, George Weasley believes the best thing to do is end his life. Actually, it'd probably just be better if he had never been born! With the help of his guarding angel, George learns what life would be like if he had never existed.
Messing with the gender of my characters :3 Just a laugh. Rated T cause it just is.
Voldemort was killed in the final battle, right? Wrong! His actual fate was much worse! A series in drabbles.
The title says it all. WARNING! Contains Spoilers! Don't read if you haven't gotten past the 5th book. Also, the characters will be slightly OOC, doing things that they might not have in the canon universe.
AU... This is a fanfic making humor about the Draco/Hermione fanfics that use the Head dorms and Head positions to get together. That was one of my favorite cliques when done right. Well... sort of as it is actually satirizing the clique more then anything.
For the daring Gryffindors, patient Hufflepuffs, intelligent Ravenclaws, and ambitious Slytherins that have read (and detested) the abomination of a fanfic that is My Immortal by Tara Gillespie, this is piece of fiction that garnered inspiration from this twisted "goffik" love fantasy. Let us begin our psycho-analysis (get it, 'cause she's bat-shit crazy.)
IT'S DARE! This is possibly the silliest songfic ever made. Rated for provocative dancing, molestation of suits of armour and singing ghosts.
Des Os longs centrés sur la parodie, écrits sur la communauté Sevy'sNow.
Dumbledore is shot nine times, Harry clings on to the Hogwarts Express Train with a golden cauldron in his free hand, and Ron is referred to as "Harvey". Welcome to the world of bad fanfiction authors.