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Who will survive? Voldemort? Or Satan himself? Short, designed to make someone...laugh? smile? cringe? enjoy!
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QLC. Due to their marriage contract, Seamus and Lavender are trying to find a way to break it. Unknowingly, they both hired the same agency to make the other fall out of love (or outright cheating). What will happen?
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Title is self explanitory if you have read DDNT andor Classes. NOT A LEMON! Read on.....possible people....read on.
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Don't you just hate it when badfic happens? Poor canon has finally gotten sick of it. This is what happens when canon strikes back...
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Todos los cargos contra Cho, para gente que no soporta a la chica esta. No apto para los que le cae Cho. xPPP
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Oorspronkelijk Original Fiction, omgeschreven omdat ik nog een HDsprookje nodig had. Harry zou een prinses moeten trouwen en nog lang en gelukkig leven. Maar een zekere Draak goet roet in het eten
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A Poudlard, chaque décennie voit un élève s'élever au-dessus des autres. Il a tout pour lui : la classe, le style, la naissance... Une petite idée de qui c'est à l'époque de Harry Potter ? Non ? Alors venez le découvrir ! Dans la lignée de "PottyPotter et ses chansons", reprise de la chanson "Kuzco l'empereur mégalo" tirée du dessin animé Kuzco de Disney.
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One Shot. The signs had been there all along, and Harry felt a fool for not seeing it sooner. It was all too fishy. It always had been. Title yanked directly from Hamlet.
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Harry Potter gets an idea in Hogsmeade. Why not fight Voldemort? Even if he's in his third year! Drunk Harry. Oneshot. Only for fun, not a serious story or anything.
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How do you kill Voldemort? Easy! This is what "should" have happened.
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¿Y si la historia de Snape no es como cuentan en los libros?
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Just a little parody of Bowling for Soup's 'High School Never Ends'.
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It can be good to keep a few richer than God servants around. Voldy had a very good Holiday, and he'd like to tell you about it in song. ... It's just a little something from us to hold you all over untill after the Holidays.
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A series of parodies to 12 days of Christmas, dedicated to our favorite HP character. Let me know if you have any characters you would like me to do.
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Based on My Immortal, possibly the worst fanfiction ever written (seriously, look up "worst fanfic ever"), this tells the story of Ebony's ultimate end ... but is it really? Let's find out, shall we?
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Just a drabble I wrote under the influence of sugar, I was also bored and had insomnia. So it's just some rules for the Marauders and the reasons why they exist. second Chapter is on it's way.
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Draco Malefoy, dans une affaire florissante du marché des potions, se fait bêtement arnaquer par un escroc. Il devient ruiné en l'espace d'une journée. ( OS écrit pour les nuits d'HPF sous le thème de " ruiner".
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Les cours du professeur Binns sont longs et ennuyants. Prenons pour exemple quatre élèves, de différentes générations et maisons, et leurs occupations en cours. Ecoutent-ils? ( OS écrit pour les nuits d'HPF sous le thème de " rebuter" )
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AU, OCs, celebrities, MarySues. It is quite ridiculous, but it will make you laugh. Please read the first page, it will explain everything. Rated M for language, adult themes and weirdness.
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Voldemort outsmarts himself by getting himself Sorted into Hufflepuff. Crack fic. Oneshot.
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A twisted, humorous, parody of deaths. Warning: Complete randomness ahead
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Cuando una idea sale de una cabeza cuya cara se asemeja a un sapo nunca puede ser buena. Nunca. Y eso, los centauros lo saben y por eso hacen un programa especial de radio para ello.
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Tout commença lorsque Merlin annonça la quête du graal, et que le roi Arthur, acompagné de fidèles compagnons, les 4 fondateurs, plus Harry Potter et Voldemort s'en alla le trouver...
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ONESHOT Absolute crack me and my friends wrote while on a sugar high. Harry and Neville follow a high Hermione, come across a naked Dumbledore and a very naked Draco. what do they do? Go skinny dipping with the giant squid of course. You have been warned :)
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Trelawney: Ich sehe es kommen, ich sehe es, dass Prof. Dumbledore Hogwarts ankündigen wird, dass sie die erste Ferienwoche zusammen auf Hawaii verbringen werden. Dumbledore: Wir sind doch schon dort! Das ist aber mal eine schlechte Zukunftsvorhersage... Trelawney: Nein, das war eine Präsenzvorhersage und die Einführung in die ff: Hogwarts on Holidays!
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Una reunión de emergencia reune a Gryffindor y Slytherin. Todos quieren desenmascarar a los recién llegados, pero encuentran más secretos y muchas dudas no tienen respuestas. Draco corre peligro y Hermione está muy cerca de descubrir la verdad. Cap 3 up!
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Lord Potter bites off more than he can chew, as we always knew he would, and finds himself exiled to an alternate future where swearing at people until they back down no longer works. Rating entirely for LP's vocabulary.
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After being knocked unconscious, James Potter has a very realistic, unusual, not to mention incredibly familiar dream. Basically, James's twist on the Wizard of Oz. Mild language.
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In which Voldie threatens the Author routinely, Bella's an air head, and many of the DEs are nameless. Parody, and very much so. Alphabet fic. The Author needs some coffee. And a Taco Belt.
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Voldemort summons various villains from around the universe to help him come up with a plan to kill Harry Potter.
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