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Slash. HP version Cendrillon. Le pauvre Potterillon est bien malheureux. Il vit avec son méchant Oncle Rogue qui ne cesse de l'humilier. Sa vie va-t-elle changer avec l’annonce du Bal donné en l’honneur du Prince Draco ?
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[After Book 5] Everyone is mourning after Sirius' death, especially Lupin. He's taking it harder than expected. But why? Some unknown feelings for his old friend are buried deep beneath his soul...or maybe they're just srufacing...
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Will Neville finally beat Ron at Monopoly? Will Jeffy the soccer-playing giraffe finally beat Malfoy? Will Chandler Bing marry Ross Geller? Stay tuned for the next episode of Winnie The Pooh!
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A songfic based on the the song 'Forsaken' in Queen of the Damned. Someone gets turned into a vampire, and likes it. Try to guess who the main character is and i'll read and review your fic. Horror because of blood. Dark fic. RR!
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Un momento amigo! Estás buscando una Mary Sue? Quieres y deseas con todas tus fuerzas una Mary Sue a la que odiar y maldecir mientras observas impotente cómo se lleva a todos tus personajes? Ésta es tu parodia! Una Mary Sue con todo el lote!
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The Marauders are doing a musical in Muggle Studies. Is Oklahoma really OK?
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For a long time, the name Mary Sue has stood for everything that Hogwarts girls most hate to be. But who was the original Mary Sue? And why did she get such a bad name?
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The Wedgie Machine..." Tumbledore murmured, "Is an ancient torture device... and in the hands of someone like Puppymort, we are all in grave danger..." Parodies, Crack, Dresses, Stalkers and Cracks on Slash... all here in The Curse of tge Wedgie Machine!
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I hate MarySues. Self insertions are the worst. They have the perfect skin, eyes, hair, perfect everything. They are beautiful. They are friendly. They donate to the RSPCA. Worst of all, they are here to stay.
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Harry is very very prone to complaining about his miserable life until his magical fairy godfather saves him from the deadly jaws of starving, crazed rodents. After that... there really is no plot, is there?
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A curse discreetly placed hundreds of years ago on Hogwarts is resurfacing. After the unexplained death of a former classmate, Agnes Marshall needs to find some way to stop the curse… before it claims her too.
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Is she bored? Is she in pain? No, she’s Mary Sue and she’s back with a vengeance!
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Dudely waz walkin down tha street when an old geezer told him he waz an wizard!11! I am? He saud and went to Hogwarrts. There he feell. In love. With the most beautiful bird. But Fawkez loved old man Dumbledore!1! And what happened with the duck tape?:o0
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Rating for language and a tad bit of violence. Terry Conner likes waffles. He hates his evil family that he was adopted by. Please read and review. This is my first Fic.
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Bladyn-Krystal Rayne Skylark is a beautiful orphan witch. She cannot explain why most males she meets fall madly in love with her. Is it possible that she is a Mary-Sue made purposely awful by her author? Actually, yeah.
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A paraody of The Original Sunscreen SpeechSong and The X-Files Taping Speech that was based on it. As the title suggests it discusses the importance of rereading the Harry Potter books in an amusing way:) Hope you enjoy:)
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A HPInvader ZIM crossover. Zim's robot bee is on the loose...co-authored with ScumSkunk
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What happens when Ron's feelings for Hermione become clear to him. And what happens when love-hungry writers are too lazy to think of good ideas to keep wizards entertained on dates? PARODY
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What happens when the Dark Lord needs a Klondike Bar and can't get one?
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A horrendus piece of poo two stupid girls threw together in a fit of drugged up hilarium. Concerns Harry and Malfoy (who speaks Spansih but doesn't) and Ron and Hermione. If you read this, you will die seven days later.
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Post-Hogwarts humour-parody fic. It is the year after Harry leaves Hogwarts, and Voldemort is tightening his grip on the Wizarding World. However, just when everyone thinks all is lost, Lord Voldemort finally meets his match... {One-shot}
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I don't own Punk'd or Harry Potter (duh). Fred and George go around Punking people. Cho gets killed (again) and Snape has a baby kitten!
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Please note the genre, this is PARODY; Hermione is on a dating show and the contestants are: Harry, Ron and Draco. //DHr// NOTE: Pen name change, formerly SpikesSweetie.
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What happens when the Gryffindors drive Severus to drink?
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A short little Blink182 parody dealing with Remus' "monthly problem"
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Albus Dumbledore recruits some help in his quest to get rid of Voldemort. His unexpected ally just happens to come from the Final Fantasy world...Obviously a crossover and also a oneshot.
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Originally written for 30minutefics' soap opera challenge on LiveJournal. Hermione's in St. Mungo's, Sirius is in Milwaukee, Draco is out cold, and darn near everyone's in love. Implied slash.
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Meet Huff le Puff and Rave’n’claw, two (fairly) normal witches out to protect Canon from invasion. When Hogwarts is overrun by an army deadlier than Voldemort's, both they and timid first year Orla Quirke must stave the intruders off.
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Everyone at Hogwarts has been mysteriously killed. And it's all Raffi's fault.
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This is a story about some plot bunnies. And Harry Potter. And ... That's all I have, folks. Sorry. One-Shot. Yay!
