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Harry Potter and That time where absolutely nothing happened or as I like to call it: My Crack Harry Potter Fanfiction. I hope you enjoy, now where's the wizard Boos.
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In which Ginny learned from her parents that her name wasn't supposed to be Ginevra Molly. Short One-Shot.
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Losing the House Cup three years in a row has caused Harry to start thinking further outside the box. So he makes up the position of King of Hogwarts and starts a campaign. You'll never guess who his fellow candidates are. :D
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A series of one-shots of various scenes throughout the series, told from Voldemort's perspective.
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When a prank goes awry, Professor Longbottom must take care of business. "I'm sick of these mother f***ing flobberworms on this motherf***ing train!" Loosed basely on the events of Snakes on a Train...
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Harry Potter's got a murder to solve in this installment of Harry Parody. Will he, Ron, and Mud be able to crack the case and find Dudley's killer? Will the strange purple elf hinder their efforts? Will Lockhart be a complete and total idiot? That last one's a yes.
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In this first book of the series, Harry Potter lives in a muggle world with his living parents, his friends Ron and Mud, the massive hobo, and goes to a boarding school for children who believe they're wizards. Also, his pet rock goes missing.
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Have you ever seen Harry Potter/Hogwarts House text posts? If not, they usually narrate something that would in theory happen based on the person's personality and summarize the house stereotypes in a few lines. I was encouraged to write down the things that happen from my everyday life as a Slytherin, because apparently, I can be "funny" or whatever. Please enjoy my antics!
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AU. What would happen if Harry Potter woke up after taking Quirrel out and realized he is not Harry Potter but someone else? How will this new Harry Potter deal with the unending crucible that is his life. Some laughs and making fun of cliches and plot holes. Grey Harry. I suck at summaries. It's my first story ever. M for language...
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Myrtle Warren está locamente enamorada de Tom Ryddle y necesita encontrar una forma adecuada para demostrarlo. Esta historia participa en los Desafíos del foro "La Noble y Ancestral Casa de los Black"
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When Harry Potter murdered Professor Quirinus Quirrell by burning the man with his bare hands, Headmaster Dumbledore awarded him 60 points, winning Gryffindor the house cup. A misunderstanding leads to Harry convincing himself murder isn't so bad at all. The Headmaster said it was his mother's love after all, nothing could be purer than that.
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A very cracky, very random gamer!speedrun!Harry one-shot based on a prompt from u/Nepperoni289 on Reddit. Definitely not my best work, but it was vomited out in only an hour.
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Les Maraudeurs & Cie ne s'attendaient pas à ça : des visiteurs venus du futur ! Entre une shippeuse démoniaque, un couple choc, des couches sales et des références étranges, le Poudlard de l'an 1976 est bien servi ! Et si en plus un mystère plane sur ces nouveaux arrivants...
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Lucius Malfoy hates Christmas a whole lot, he's not going to change his mind, he's not. He has an epiphany when reading Dr. Seuss' classic character; The Grinch, he could steal Christmas instead, it'd be a cinch! This spoof, mostly in rhyme, details this entire, horrid crime. Starring Lucius Malfoy as The Grinch, Dobby as Max, and a mystery character as Cindy Lou Who, circa 1982.
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Un gros detournement chocolate sur mes mes moments preferes de Harry Potter ...Un bonus a la fin Sera mise en ligne le 25 decembre
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Micro Rant. #Covidcansuckafatone
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Yet another commentary of the infamous fanfiction. Read for laughs. :P Or if you need sarcasm. There is plenty of that inside.
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Confronted with the daunting threat of a fight looming over the Potter home, Harry must prepare for the inevitable confrontation. With an enigmatic French beauty by his side, he soon learns that matters of the fist and of the heart are of equal difficulty.
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Here is my not-original-by-far take on Harry stealing people's magic. This was an idea that bugged me for so long so I had to write it. ONESHOT.
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A response to a prompt in the Harry / Fleur discord server in which Veela children are brought by giant storks. The father must fight the stork to prove their worth to keep the baby. Do not take seriously, this is truly ridiculous.
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The continuous barrage of criticism and cruelty by the Dursleys utterly destroys baby Harry's will, initiative, and self-belief, turning him into a mental slave and completely suppressing his magic. Only Dumbledore's wise counsel and loving care can save him. So no chance then. Unless a smart friend can find a way into his heart and broken mind...
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Just an everyday convo between Draco and Dumbledore
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Una visita inesperada en el mundo mágico es un gran choque de mundos, donde el mágico mundo de Harry Potter y la inolvidable mexicanísima india María se toparon. En memoria de dos talentosos actores Alan Rickman y María Elena Velasco La India María . Advertencia: Ninguno de los personajes me pertenecen sino a J.K Rowlling ni la difunta India María.
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[Crackfic][OS] DIY pas si facile à faire Ft. Harry Potter & Lord Voldemort. Aujourd'hui une nouvelle vidéo sur Wizdeo, certainement la dernière de ma carrière. Ou quand un DIY tourne mal pour notre cher Queudver.
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They burned. Skin hot and heaving. She wanted, needed to scream. She could feel her tears. He laughed. His fingers bruised. Her soul cried out. He laughed. FemHarry!
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Hermione Granger spends an awful lot of time in the Hogwarts Library. Wonder what she gets up to?
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An Internet inspired one shot. Albus Dumbledore is a wise man. He knows how to handle everything, and yes that includes bullying!
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Quand une discussion anodine entre 2 ennemis part en steak ca donne ca . Sera mise en ligne le 25 decembre
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Political satire. Rather heavy handed this time.
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