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Basilisk had never EVER thought tom would use him in such a manner, but tom had, and now their friendship was irreparable.
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The title says it all. (mini chapter fics)
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Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix- except a parody where harry has logic
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Warning- this book will have no apparent plotline and bad grammar. The author will not be responsible if you pluck your eyes out or something after reading this. Read at your own risk.
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The title says it all... Please R&R
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After Hogwarts, rather than go into the Aurors, Ron Weasley started his own detective agency. (He rather fancies himself as one of those old time 'noir detectives'.) He is rather surprised when he gets a potential client in the form of one Narcissa Malfoy. He's even more surprised to learn that it's actually Draco Malfoy.
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Picks up where the first book left off. It's the same story you know and love, but it's all been changed for the better! "There's a joke in every sentence." Currently 1/4th complete, but it is a compete story up until it stops. Throwing it out there for possible feedback thus far. First story: /s/12560094/1/Harry-Potter-and-the-True-Story-Re-Write
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Recently discovered drafts, thought to be written by the great JKS Rofling, may shed light on her most recent 'Tweet Storm'. Here they are, published in full for the first time.
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It's around 4 am, the whole castle is asleep. The door is locked. She didn't want to be walked in on. McGonagall sits behind a big heavy oak desk, polished is a very dark shade. The room, with its' old stone walls, is otherwise almost empty. She is wearing her pajamas and a hairnet, so that it would seem she came straight out of bed in case someone did come knocking...
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Based on a prompt. As Harry's 21st birthday approaches, he learns that he can claim the Black family seat on the Wizengamot - or appoint a representative to act in his stead. Oneshot.
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SI/OC born as a dementor, do I need to say more? *Look at the title* Well, it/she? found a diary. That's it. Unbetead crack!fic, contains swear words.
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I basically just slightly changed every name of the Harry Potter characters
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Hallucinagenics aren't all they're cracked up to be. The fic is purely crack. In fact, it is so much crack, it's on crack. Rated M just to be safe.
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[One Shot - Défi Writober] "Eh ben l'bouseux, t'as pas reçu l'papier ? dit Hagrume à l'attention de l'Oncle Sam. Le p'tiot, y doit s'rendre à l'école des fermiers. C'est s'destinée, peuchère."
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Draco finding himself in our world as a teenage junkie. No wizards in this story.
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Let's change that.
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Harry a prete son devoir de potions a Ron hier. Mais au moment de rendre les devoirs a Rogues, des complications imprevues surviennent. Personnages legerement OOC .
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Tom has always believed he was special. Evie has always believed he's an actual moron and that yeeting them into a parallel universe future is only proof of that. Her disappointment is immeasurable, and her day is ruined. [Semi-AU/Canon AU. Crack. Ghost OC. Sequel to, 'Tom and Evie.']
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The Potters' cat
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[One-Shot, Crack-Fic] Ending Voldemort's reign of terror had come to a surprise of many, and considering what was needed to do so, it made Voldemort the laughing stock of the Wizarding World, and a certain muggle invention to be purchased by the masses, despite the clear link that people would have to have between the Wizarding World, and the Muggle World.
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Comment jouer un tour au plus puissant Mage Noir de tous les temps, par l'Armée de Dumbledore en une leçon.
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Tom Riddle Jr has always believed he was special, but having a girl only he can see constantly criticising him wasn't what he had in mind. [Semi-AU/Canon AU. Crack. Ghost OC.]
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HARRY! RON! AND DRACO! INTO A HORROR HOUSE! #PARODY #SUSPENCE #MYSTERY #HORROR
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After enjoying a summer romance Harry is excited to go back to Hogwarts, especially now that his nemesis Cedric Diggory is FINALLY out of the way! But just when Harry thinks he's got it made, a letter from Professor McGonagall and a worldwide pandemic changes everything...
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A funny take on one of their arguments.
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Spin off of Dodging Prison & Stealing Witches. Even after returning to his timeline to try again, John Potter can't seem to protect those he loves - but a one of a kind magical device may be just what he needs to undo all his mistakes.
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When you're in rage, you can't think straight. You can't even see the person in front of you/notice things clearly. A parody to Reptilia28's 'Don't Fear The Reaper' challenge, in which I bashed Harry's Grim Reaper.
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Things take a strange turn after Harry wins the Quidditch Cup in his third year.
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Une sorcière Sang-Pure, élève de Poudlard, héritière d'une lignée richissime et prestigieuse, fan d'ACDC et grande amatrice d'humour douteux, aux cheveux rose vif, vous y croyez, vous ? Je vous présente Luciana Hartwood, et voici le récit de ses aventures à Poudlard.
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Heavy is Dead, but Harry Potter.
