My first METMA fic! Draco Malfoy's pants speak out, and want everyone to know it's not easy being leather! Please R/R!
Gee. Does this have ANY connection with the Lumberjack song? Say, for instance, Slytherin and Lumberjack have the same amount of syllables? Just a clue about what this about...
It's just a stupid, spur of the moment stoiry. really whacky and funny. anyway, please r/r! and be honest!
Voldemort's somewhere at Hogwarts, and all the signs point to Harry...Is Harry actually the Dark Lord? (Based on actual events.)
Ever heard the song I am the very model of a modern major general? This is a parody on that. Yeah, ihad fun writing it!!!!! enjoy, and please r&r!!!!!
It's the day before a big Quidditch game, and James is acting very strangely. Could it be a Slytherin curse? And can the other Marauders help?
Lavender and Parvati plan a little Valentine's Day fun...and everything goes wrong! My first fanfiction--please R/R!!!
When Lily receives an anonymous Valentine, she never suspects James Potter, of all people. Could she be wrong in doing so? But of course!
Hagrid's magic "umbrella" from the first book has a few things to say to his enslaver! :) Viva METMA!
It about an invisibility cloak! (A METMA fic)! R/R and put me on author alert!
Songs parodied to Harry Potter. I hate this now, I think all of these blatantly suck, but I guess that some people think they're funny, so I keep 'em up.
After many failed attempts due to the damn site getting overrun by people, I have finally got this up-a few days late, mind you. This is my fanfic for Meatloaf the Happy Donkey's fanfic competition. Have fun flaming!
When a red, fluffy barrette goes bad...tragedy strikes...or does it? Comedy, drama, and romance are all mixed together for this METMA fic! R/R!
I thought I should add another humor story before I add my serious ones. Anyway, one word: sugar. Bye bye! R/R
My first fanfiction, so I hope it's not too bad. Please read and review. I'll even accept flames. If you can't tell from the title, this is a Potter/Star Wars parody. Enjoy!!!!!
Starring Yours Truly, Gilderoy Lockhart (Flourish's Challenge Fic)
You get to fill in the blanks for both a positive review and a flame. In case you don't know what mad libs are, I included directions. Have fun!
This is HArry Potter MEets Star Wars. Review, written by me and Melamorie! May the force be with you!
Lol...what happens when Professor Quirrell hears the song "Studder", by Joe?...
PG- because I feel like it. This is a Harry Potter/Star Wars parody (duh) and was written by Ariana Buchanane and Melamorie Blymm. YOHOO! Enjoy, and REVIEW!
PG for cannabalism. Silly story....more to come, r/r please(very funny)
La La La - Welcome to the insane world of Elsebeth Fishnips. We will soon all reign supreme in Harry Potter land, you readers(and reviewers)as loyal subjects and me as King Penguin! Come to me my children, come! If you do not review i will make sure yo
Written by his two stalkers (ie: me and Hermione L. Granger), is this hilarious story that includes Ron becoming a valley girl due to some unfortunate circumstances...
See what some of the characters think about additions to the Bertie Bott's flavour guide. Pretty funny! :-) R/R/Enjoy!
This story (desperately in need of a spell-check) was what got me started here. MWPP/L, along with guest appearences by Sev and a very special lady ^__~ Summer pranks on enemies can bring people together.... to say 'cheese' anyway.
Malfoy, Ginny, Ron, Crabbe, Goyle and Hermione must unite (Cheesy, I know) and find Harry. If they succeed they get 5k Galleons each; if they fall: They all get fed to the sharks. It's a spin-off of the TV Show The Mole.
Harry gets turned into a girl! Can he survive his feminine side?
Harry cannot find his own wand...and is forced to use another wizard's. What will happen??
A day in the life of Hogwarts' most popular student
One of the more...quiet...characters has a little outburst about HP. Very funny if you know the tune (songfic)! :-) R/R!