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Hermione and Ron are in their second year of a long distance relationship, the highs and lows of which slowly but surely pull them in different directions … and into the arms of different people.
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Follow-up to Flowers Never Bend with the Rainfall. Scorpius has a second play-date with Rose, Albus,James,Hugo and Lily.
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As the self-appointed mischief-makers of Hogwarts, they never expected to deal with anything worse than detention. But with two of their number facing deadly consequences, it becomes a race against time to prove their innocence... AU. Book 1. New title & edit.
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Rose Weasley était furieuse. Il pensait réellement pouvoir lui rentrer dedans, renverser ses livres et s'en sortir avec un sourire gêné ? Elle était fatiguée, stressée, et bien décidée à passer ses nerfs sur quelqu'un : Scorpius Malefoy, qui n'avait rien demandé à la base. Ou du moins, qui n'avait pas eu le temps de demander quoi que ce soit avant de subir le savon de sa vie.
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If Hermione can't have what she wants, neither can Draco. After all, she wasn't his girlfriend and he wasn't her boyfriend! A Dramione one shot based on Ariana Grande's song Boyfriend. Rated M for explicit content and language. R&R.
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A series of one shots about hoe Harry's career advice session would turn out if he was unwilling to discuss his ambitions in front of Umbridge! Please Read and Review.
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A girl accidentally makes her history teacher pass on, and unfortunately Hogwarts has a right to conquest so she now has his job. It is a major problem for many people.
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Voldemort goes back in time and realizes the EASIEST way to get rid of his future nemesis is simply to convince Lily to abort the nuisance! 'Yes Lily, it's better to abort it and focus on a career and keeping your figure! Forget family, fuck around and get as many abortions as you want, its empowering!" Planned Poophood was so impressed they made Voldy CEO and resident Satanist.
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Hermione calls Harry her boyfriend, which confuses Harry and gets Ron jealous. The three of them, along with Luna, get caught up in one of the most confusing nights of their life.
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Enjoy! I have no idea what came over me but this came out and I'm done!
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Every night he hopes to escape his life of imprisonment, but he is unable to find a way out. One day a freak accident and a half-baked plot gives him a shot at the freedom he craves. Follow Peter Pettigrew as he helps Ron navigate classes, exams, and romance while buying time for a window to find the Dark Lord. Rated T for strong language. Tags: Parody, Humor, Romance, AU
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Severus Snape, being the abused teen he is, never learned how to be hygienic from his parents. After one day, Lily makes it her mission to help him, and maybe even make him hotter than the heartthrob of the school; James Potter. Will it work? (Possible romance later)
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[SS/GG] Salazar menyukai kopi, Godric menyukai susu. Mereka sering bertengkar hanya karena masalah ini, lebih enak kopi atau susu? Siapa yang akan menang dalam tantangannya? "Ini cara tercepat untuk menyelesaikan masalah kopi dan susu." Salazar keburu membungkam Godric. slash! rnr pls, warn inside
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A night in Disneyland is turned into a want for so much more. Written for ChristmasInJuly19 on The Melting Pot! Muggle/Modern/Single Parent!AU, warnings for potential OOCness
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Kissing Hermione Granger at the moment seemed like a good idea. It was sure to keep the evil snob Millicent away from him...too bad that didn't work. Well...at least he got the girl.
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What happens when Lily breaks her nose, and it is all James' fault?
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Tonks doesn't know how she could have let last night happen, but she's too caught up in "Operation Retrieve Sweater From His Bedroom Floor" to think of it at lengths. Oneshot.
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Brought to you by the questionable genius of machine learning, it's the exciting sequel to "Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash"! Botnik Studios is not responsible for any faces eaten by Harry Potter with hot sauce, headmaster hair scooting next to you at breakfast, or ribs fractured in hysterical laughter. Weekly updates.
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NSFW! You've been warned. Theo and Blaise are on an around the world trip, and some of their stops are interesting. Rated M for language
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My take on the Marriage Law, not to be taken entirely seriously. Hermione Granger is not amused; Draco Malfoy is pragmatic, as usual. Slytherin-DE-centric. Rated T for now. WIP. Pairing TBA!
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Di tahun ke-lima menjadi murid Hogwarts, Draco ditunjuk menjadi Prefek. Draco tidak akan menyia-nyiakan kesempatan ini untuk mengerjai Potter sampai dirinya puas. (Harry Potter and The Order Phoenix aka fifth year as background)
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A.U. - Voldemort won and the resistance from light side is crumbling. The wizarding world is headed towards dark and troubling times. At age 26, Harry Potter is caught and thrown through the Veil of death, but instead of dying he is thrown back in time in 1976. Harry takes the opportunity to destroy Voldemort and get to know his parents and the Marauders.
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After losing his mother in a car accident, David Bell moves halfway around the world to live with his Uncle and Aunt. A new school, new rivals and some reluctant friendships later, David's life has been turned upside down and inside out. Join David as he figures it all out, and most importantly heal.
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Nothing could have saved the Hogwarts professors from what may have been the most boring staff meeting yet except for intell regarding their favourite students to gossip about. Oneshot.
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Harry, Hermione, and Ron return to Hogwarts, after graduating college. Dumbledore assigns them to guard Hogwarts, while he and the others are away. However, an idea comes along, that puts Hogwarts in danger.
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An experiment in writing Harry Potter from an angsty teen to an angsty teen beat poet (M for language and potential foulness)
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A tiny change in the Granger family tree means Hermione is now a Parselmouth when she starts Hogwarts. Changes pile up as foes are defeated, friends are made, secrets are uncovered, and loopholes are delightfully abused.
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Muggle!AU. Dean/Harry. Harry knows someone is spying on him.
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Genre:Humor/Romance/Facts based on real life on perfect romantic matches, versus no perfect romantic matches, For examples, this is about the names sounding like the perfect match for the other persons. and the HP canon characters reactions to the non canon shipping matches. and their reasons behind it.
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Some first times come leaving Draco a bit moaning mess.
