Given that Crimes of Grindelwald established Nagini was a woman, here’s how that scene could have gone.
The show was over, the sun had set, and Hermione Granger found herself standing outside the theatre once again, as they had several hours earlier, idly thinking that the bit that came after hadn't looked so damn hot in a long time.
Astoria tapped her wine glass, an idea occurring to her. She knew just what would set Narcissa really off, and she didn't care about the consequences. "All in all, I'd love to consider dating him, if I weren't so infatuated with your son." Narcissa's wine glass fell to the floor, shattering immediately. [Or, a drastoria fake dating AU.]
There it was. The full name at that too. Sirius' voice was one hundred times louder than it normally is, and that's saying a lot. The Slytherin table all turned their heads towards Harry and smirked at him in unison, getting excited for yet another show on Howler Embarrassment. A Sirius raises Harry fanfic, and reacts to the flying a car to school incident.
El comienzo de todo.
Harriet Rose Potter grows up with the potion master of Hogwarts Tom riddle is the good guy and Dumbledore is a dark lord wtf crack-fic slow updates small chapters need beta :( my Grammer sucks also Lily's spell is in my first language and is literally a unteachable language so ;)
Lee narrowed his eyes. The Bulgarian player turned his head to meet Hermione Granger's eyes and the stare lasted for minutes. Lee could make out the light blush which was now gracing Viktor Krum's face. There was also a wild breathless look on Krum's face. My, my, and they had not even started playing yet.
It is really bad timing for Hermione to get involved in another magical creature crusade. Harry is getting married, her owl is insane, and Draco Malfoy is very stressed. It is even worse timing for her to fall in love, especially with a dragon tamer who lives in Romania. HG/CW and HP/DM
Harry Potter is a Squib. Albus Dumbledore sees it as a great opportunity to defeat Voldemort with his favourite power, Love.
Harry's hair has gotten out of control, which is, of course, Aunt Petunia's fault for traumatizing him away from the barber's chair as a child. With a family portrait around the corner, will his wife be able to convince him to go under the shears in time? One-shot.
The golden trio came back to redo their 7th year. This year would hopefully be just a normal, plain and eventless year. But then again does normal even exist in their dictionary? A parenting Class had been added to their curriculum and it was necessary to join. But what will happen when the heroes get paired with the so-called villains. Pairings - Hinny. Dramione. Nuna. Ransy.
Dumbledore announces Severus Snape's appointment to the Hogwarts staff, and Peeves adds his 2 cents' worth. An entry for the IWSC round 10 grammar school.
A MOD/FEM Harry fic, in which Holly goes between demensions. No horcruxes.
Lee Jordan offers to set Hermione up on a blind date... how could it possibly go wrong? Written for the IWSC Round 10.
Muggle AU. Lily has just finished her first year at university and has a whole three month summer ahead of her. After getting through the insanity of her sister's wedding, she has to find something to do with all this new free time. Luckily, a friend has a rather convenient suggestion.
Wrong Boy-Who-Lived Fic. OP!Harry. MOD!Harry. Eventual Harem warning. Twin Fic. Fem Voldemort. Mature content eventually, you’ve been warned. R&r please!
Cela devait se passer simplement. Il irait à Poudlard, rejoindrait Serpentard, ne s'approcherait ni des Potter ni des Weasley, obtiendrait les meilleures notes et serait la fierté de son père. Autant dire que rien de tout ne s'était passé comme prévu. Drabbles.
Everybody knows that Ginny Weasley sneaked out to the broom shed at night to nick her brothers' broom to fly at the ripe age of six, but nobody knows what really happened. This is the story of Ginny's very first broom ride. Written for the SIYE First Time for Everything Challenge (2019-2).
'Slow Hands' inspired fic, something that came to me in a prompt on my Tumblr. Just smut-filled writing. Enjoy!
AU (Harry's parents never died, Voldemort never existed and harry never became friends with Ron and Hermione ). Harry is one of the most popular kids in hogwarts, he has a best friend and a beautiful girlfriend, but what happens when harry gets to know a fiery, redheaded beauty? Which will spark? love or hate. I swear the book is better than the summary, i just suck at these.
A story that follows Lily and the Marauders through there final years at Hogwarts.
Not all relationships have fairytale endings. Some end with crazy shenanigans, wives not caring about society, and husbands questioning their life choices. Or, a story in which Harry and Ginny aren't in love with each other, but still end up on a journey of adult life, romance and children, just without the drama. And with alcohol. Platonic and gay HPGW, some slash, T for language.
Prompt: Ron takes Ancient Runes instead of Divination and Hagrid plays the bagpipes.
Chaos ensues when dotty, eccentric Luna Lovegood is sorted into Slytherin. Draco thinks it's an outrage. Snape thinks fate is punishing him. Harry and his friends don't know what to think. Luna suspects the nargles. [Year 2 AU]
It's the beginning of the Marauders' seventh year and Hogwarts has created "Anonymous Owl Letters," or AOL, a program in which students are assigned to write letters to other students anonymously. The lines between acceptance and prejudice become blurry as James, Lily, and the rest of the Marauders try to differentiate who is a friend and who is a foe. Mainly Jily and Wolfstar.
Percy becomes a dad (forced), Severus turns into a child (look who de-aged himself), and Harry...Harry is Harry like always. Beware: Corporal punishment of minors.
[SQUIB AU] Nothing could have prepared Draco Malfoy for the mission that took place on that December night. Written for THC Round 8, stacked with QLFC Round 4
Remus and his boyfriend Sirius planned a prank on their friend Peter that involved one of Remus's coveted chocolate bars. What the worst that can happen? They find out when they have to chase Peter into the Forbidden Forest which has named out of bound for students.
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, the finest school in the world. No better place to study magic. But nobody ever told Hugo Weasley how easy it was to get lost at Hogwarts. How did that Muggle fairy tale go again? The one with the breadcrumbs? Post-canon, epilogue-compliant. Family-centric.
It's been five years since Veggimort has forced the wizarding world into a dystopian vegan society, and Sirius has his own ideas about how to help a werewolf survive on salads. Salad!AU, One-Shot.