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It's 1976. Lord Voldemort is a growing problem in the Wizarding World. He's gaining followers everyday. Wizards, witches and muggles are going missing. Oh yeah, the students of Hogwarts are trying to get through and pass their classes and hope that their friends and family will all be alive by the time they leave...
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"As far as he could tell, there was nothing to be done about their problem. But Granger never had been one to admit defeat and he wasn't enough of a git to let her keep looking on her own. It was his fault, after all."
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Crack fiction parody, obviously! The result of having a wacky idea, trying to get through a bad day at work!
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Harry Potter had been living in different lives for decades. Now, though he decides to do something different. He decides to do over his life again. Why would he do this, you may ask. Three words: Shits and Giggles.
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She didn't get why everyone was so obsessed with Fred Weasley and his pranks, she honestly found them quite annoying. But when Fred Weasley decides to turn his mischievous ways on her, she takes up a bet with the man himself in hopes that he'll leave her alone. But Fred Weasley isn't one to give up so easily. *A Fred Short Story in my To Have and To Hold Series*
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Man, is Hogwarts boring, right now. Really boring. Really, really boring. But Neville may have the answer! And even a catacomb has to be better than boredom, right? NOTE: This is a PARODY! Keep that in mind.
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This poem was sponsored by Rita Skeeter.
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OS. C'est la rentrée de James, et Harry essaye de prononcer son discours. "Papa, je le jure sur le piercing de Salazar, le suspence est insoutenable ! Je vais devoir te tuer !" "Lily chérie, si tu tues ton père, tu ne connaîtra jamais la fin de son discours" "Ça serait regrettable, en effet".
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The man stiffened, but he didn't turn around. He quickly grabbed the nearest item — a toy cactus — and threw it over his shoulder in her direction. The cactus bounced off the window and fell to the ground. Hermione blinked slowly and called out, "Did you just… throw a cactus at me? I'm not even inside the store!"
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Every day, Remus and Sirius fought over the most inconsequential things, but the thing that most irked James was that their arguments would escalate — and they would start yelling at each other in German. Of all things, German was their go-to language, and James thought the foreign words they spat at each other sounded harsh and cruel.
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Singe dad!Percy. Life was perfect for Percy Weasley. That is, until the dreadful day the boy came into their lives. OR: Molly has a crush on a boy and Percy is not happy
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The Hogwarts staff room was perhaps the most secretive place at the school. Not because of conversations about personal lives or badly behaved students; No, it remained confidential because of the professors placing bets on which students would end up together. Unfortunately the student Violet Merryworth put in a spanner in the works. Ties in with my fic "Quietly Observant."
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When James Sirius Potter — who was called Jay by everyone so as to not be confused with his grandfather — was old enough to understand what had happened that fateful night, he asked his grandfather James to tell him the story of how he defeated the most terrifying wizard of the century.
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He had always had a huge crush on the slightly older man, but as he listened to Remus ramble on about his prospective date, bitterness clogged his throat. "I want to surprise him, that's all," Remus murmured, his shoulders slumping at Regulus' tone. "If you don't have the time or energy to do it, then it's fine. I'll hire someone else to teach me the piano."
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"Mate, why do you look like a centaur with antlers?" Sirius asked, bewildered at James' half-transformation. James' torso was human, but his backside was stuck in his Animagus form — yet, he still had his antlers.
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Fortunately, Luna rarely baked cakes, but when she did, it was always a terrible idea to eat her baked 'treat' without a few dozen Poison Antidotes and an unoccupied toilet around — like Ron had once been unlucky enough to go through. And because Ron loved her so much, he refused to ever tell her the truth that she was a terrible baker.
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When Regulus caught sight of the title, he looked even more bewildered. "Why are you reading a book about British Sign Language?" Rabastan sighed and dropped his head into his palms. "It's for… Hermione."
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"I was just suggesting that Prongs could try some trust exercises with the children. That would let them become friends and they'll be better at playing Quidditch together," Remus said.
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The moment they flew in the air, Fred and George yelled in unison, "We're going to be the Bludgers!" "You're what?" Percy screamed, but he was too late. Fred and George roared as they soared straight towards Percy, who screamed as he flew in the opposite direction. Bill and Charlie burst into guffaws as Fred and George chased Percy through the air.
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To most of the Gryffindors' amusement, Blaise's only ambition was to be the bravest of them all. Oh, the irony!
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: un día de acción completamente diferente del cual jamás se van a arrepentir.
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George is feeling a little down while Aurora wonders about the sanity of her boyfriend. Song: Can You Feel the Love Tonight? Lion King
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Harry a tué Voldemort, mais pas sans séquelles. De retour pour sa septième année, après un an d'absence, le survivant devra rapprivoiser la vie avec l'aide d'un certain Serpentard. Drarry
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"Look Granger, I don't know what she's going to do with the members she catches, but I assure you – it will be a lot worse than the punishment for snogging in a broom cupboard."
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Harry Potter is known as different things in different circles. To most it's master Auror, DADA expert, stern supervisor. To others, tulle hater, terrible liar, avoider of feelings. The question of the hour: where might Ginny Weasley fall on that spectrum? Hinny AU for fightfortherightsofhouseelves
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Voldemort is a coffee addict and he just wants his pumpkin spice latte. Total crack fic. Drarry
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Harry is excited for the Tri-Wizard Tournament to begin, but there was a problem. 4 pieces of paper came out of the Goblet, and the fourth champion is completely unexpected, arriving from a big green vortex. Elements from DB Xenoverse games, knowledge of the second fandom isn't required.
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Cedric is tackled by Harry, who gets hit by the killing curse instead. Cedric manages to escape with Harry, who’s still alive, for now.
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5ª y última parte de la serie Escondidos. Malfoy Manor a pesar de su tamaño, se les está quedando pequeña para soportar la pasión de una joven pareja. Drarry. Scorbus.
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Les Maraudeurs sont au début de leur dernière année à Poudlard. Ils travaillent depuis des mois sur un moyen d'aider ce dernier à recouvrer ses vieux souvenirs d'enfances, dans l'espoir de découvrir qui est à l'origine de son Mal. Mais ceci n'est que le commencement de cette histoire... ( histoire avec lemons et langage fleuri, vous voilà prévenus... )
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