"Miss Lestrange, vous sauverez la vie d'un destructeur de bijoux" [...] "Je vais le sauver ? Moi ? Lysandra Lyra Lestrange Juniore ? Moi ? Non mais ça ne va pas la tête ?"
When there's a deranged mass murder who wants you dead there's only so much you can do to help them along.
Porque un martes trece pueden pasar muchas cosas, desde las más ridículas, hasta las más tiernas y significantes. Como que te explote un caldero en la clase, hasta descubrir que te gusta el arrogante Draco Malfoy.
Hoy te ríes de quien quiere disfrazar tu espíritu, tu estancia, en una rubia tonta que no sabe que es pensar. Porque Astoria podía ser pelinegra, castaña, pelirroja o rubia, pero no dejaba de ser la ingeniosa, bella y tierna esposa de Draco...
Cuando una mujer está embarazada tiene mucha clase de antojos y no todos son de comida, de la misma forma el hombre también llega a tener esos antojos y hay que satisfacerlos, no sea que el bebé nazca con cara de tarta de calabaza. Adv: Sutil Lime.
Viñeta: —¡Estoy gorda! ¡Por eso ya no te gusto! —chilló la castaña, sus ojos se comenzaban a humedecer y amenazaba con romper en llanto.
The Next Generation Time Travel to the wonderful, but war-ridden 1995. The Order of the Phoenix is shocked, good thing Sirius is there to lighten the mood. James is in big trouble. Not even Harry can save him from Ginny's wrath this time.
"Solo un Malfoy puede tener como mascota un pavo-real alvino de ojos verdes" - 9 de Octubre de 2011 Dedicado a Ilusion's, quien es la que lleva acabo el resto de "Invisible".
In the care of Bill and Fleur at Shell Cottage after Malfoy Manor, Hermione learns that things aren't always what they seem. And that Fleur can't cook for shit. Fleurmione
Luna Lovegood has a rare magical talent that she uses to help hurting friends shortly following the battle at the Department of Mysteries, resulting in the eventual defeat of Voldemort and the rise of Dark Lady Hermione. H/Hr, LL/NL
Complete AU love story with one of my favourite pairings. Honks. Lily and James flees during the first wizarding war and they both survive in the States. Harry grows up away from the conflict but stuff happens that makes him go back to Britain
Was geht denn in Hermines und Rons Kopf vor sich, als sie sich zum ersten Mal im Film auf Bill und Fleurs Hochzeit sehen?
It's so late that it's a miracle they haven't been caught yet, and Scorpius is tired and cold, and ready for bed. But the truth is, an entire army of Hinkypunks hopped up on Pepper-Up Potion couldn't drag him away from the sight of Albus unwrapping his gift to reveal a thick, hand-made, cable-knit sweater.
Esa maldita "cita" era un desastre. No debí haber apoyado a Harry cuando me pidió salir con la pareja para "conocernos mejor".
Comment jouer un tour au plus puissant Mage Noir de tous les temps, par l'Armée de Dumbledore en une leçon.
Petit recueil de one-shot sur les thèmes des animes, de Harry Potter, de Jane Austen, de kpop/kdramas et du fantastique en tout genre !
Voldemort senses something is wrong with his followers during their latest meeting. Whatever could it be?
Voldemort was defeated before he was ever a real threat, millions of magical lives were saved, and the Wizarding World lives in peace- mostly. Blood prejudice runs rampant, and when Harry Potter rejects Draco Malfoy's offer of friendship over the use of slurs and outdated, harmful ideas, he inadvertently sets off the biggest prank war that Hogwarts has seen since the Marauders.
All is not well in the flat above the Wheezes. Ginny's determined to get her brother's shop up and running before he loses it for good, but George's refusal to help complicates matters. Add on the ghosts of her previous year at Hogwarts, handling her grieving family, and the Harry Potter of it all, and it's starting to feel like she's in over her head.
Hermione keeps catching on fire whenever she's close to Malfoy. Literally.
Miniatura ściśle związana z "Żoną dla Śmierciojada". Można ją czytać w dowolnym momencie, ale najlepiej po zaliczeniu przynajmniej połowy ŻdŚ I, żeby trochę poznać bohaterów. Szkolne czasy, 7 rok Severusa Snape'a i Yenlli Honeydell. Gościnnie Sybilla Trelawney.
A best friend dared me to mix Lemmiwinks from South Park. This is the result. I tried to make it as logical as possible, and utterly hilarious. Please enjoy!
One-shot plot bunnies that wouldn't go away.
Pero claro. Él no es Harry Potter, ni Hermione Granger. Ni siquiera es Draco Malfoy Él es Ron Weasley, y ser él es una desventaja, como siempre... ¿O no? Tres días en la vida de Ron.
Harry, Ron and Blaise had lost a bet with Draco, therefore had to babysit the Potter, Weasley,Zabini and Malfoy children during their Malfoy library visits. The trio stumbled upon an interesting Malfoy library secret. Short fluffy one shot!
What is Christmas if not a time to spend with ones you love?
Tom Riddle Jr has always believed he was special, but having a girl only he can see constantly criticising him wasn't what he had in mind. [Semi-AU/Canon AU. Crack. Ghost OC.]
Ron is curious about where Harry and Hermione are. Since is St-Valentine's Day, Ron is wondering if they are on a date and ask Ginny for her help. They eventually find them together and alone in the Room of Requirement. The problem is that they are drunk and venting about their love for Ron and Ginny, not knowing that the subjects of their conversation witnessed it all.
I know SI stories are generally cancer, but I always thought to myself, "God Harry's stupid, he should do this instead." So this is my interpretation of what I would do in Harry's shoes with the benefit of foreknowledge. No pairings because I'm not a pedophile, and rated M because I swear like a drunken sailor with a broken leg.
Severus Rogue va a son cours de guitare avec... Je n'en dis pas plus sinon je gache tout ... Allez lire si vous voulez passer un bon moment !