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Transcript of Remus's diary, 1995-98. Technically canon compliant, but make it gay.
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Abigail Prescott has been noticing the weirdest things happening to her, and that there's some guy following her. Who is he, and what does he want?
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Prompt: Magic King Harry has better things to do than search for the Magician. But he doesn't regret it. Part 3 of These prompts keep pulling me in
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Prompt: Quarantine. Quarantine is not always fun. Part 2 of These prompts keep pulling me in
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Prompt: tattoo artist/florist AU Florist!Harry meets Tattoo Artist!Ginny and his heart skips a beat. Part 1 of These prompts keep pulling me in
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Hermione and Adrian's son takes a tumble back into the past and is alarmed to find that his parents — Hermione, an eighth year student, and Adrian, sent by the Ministry to oversee the restoration of the Hogwarts library — seem to hate each other. This just won't do. A post war, eighth year AU.
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"Fix it" said the Fates. "Fix what? With what tools and skills?" I asked. Being dead was only the first of the obstacles. And then I found myself in an understairs cupboard listening to a little boy quietly sobbing. Oh. Fix THAT. In which a sarcastic old git is dropped into the awful childhood of Harry Potter. SI, no ships. Rated M for foul language, canon-level abuse.
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Oliver Wood knows the importance and place of Quidditch in his life but he has to let go of it, he has no choice. McGonagall, however, comes up with a solution that'll let him play again. The plan is perfect in every way but one: the solution is the arch enemy of Wood...or is she?
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In which George is shocked to discover that Cedric Diggory, on top of being beautiful and good at Quidditch and smart and kind, might even be funny. Merlin help him. Oneshot.
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OMG! Do Harry Potter characters have PHONES? Woooaaahh How did this happen and why is there a group chat here? Have they modernized?
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Sequel to Sideways. In short chapters, the four days that follow. Harry may be the hero of the Wizarding World and an eighteen-year-old Auror-in-Training, but managing Snape while Snape is managing him (taking out his slow, slow revenge) is exhausting. But Harry is as resourceful as ever and welcomes the challenge of taking care of Snape taking care of him.
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Harry Potter is deaf. When people lose a sense, they say that the other senses are enhanced. With magic, however, it's not that simple, as Harry Potter can certainly attest to.
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When Percy Weasley first looked out his window that morning, he never in a million years would have seen his day going in this direction. After a shopping trip ends in a snowstorm will he find love with the charming new neighbor he accidentally hit with his pancake mix when he fell?
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"What the fuck did you do, Harry? I'm turning fucking orange!" ... Harry shrugged sheepishly. "My bad." ... "I told you not to add it to the potion!" ... "Apologies." ... "Circe, Harry! Tutoring session over! You are officially the worst student I've ever had the misfortune of teaching!" ... Harry at least had the grace to look ashamed.
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Fred and George Weasley were, of course, the Pranksters. That was their given nickname by many of their friends and admirers. Yes, they were proud to say they had admirers.
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To keep the Weasley kids busy that July, Ginny has invented a "Summer Sledding" competition. And working together brings Fred and Hermione closer than ever before.
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Draco and Ginny make an Unbreakable Vow to get married when they're young, but who knew saving the world would happen too?
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J'ai jamais dit que j'avais du tact. Je sais juste bien faire mon boulot, et mon boulot c'est d'emmerder les gens avec mes questions. Que ça soit Dubois et sa tronche ennuyée ne change rien. Malgré son dos, joli dos, magnifique dos. Les gens de Bulle de Sorcellerie peuvent dire ce qu'ils veulent sur lui et moi. De mon côté, j'assure un max. Foutue fierté de Salem. OS
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Prompt:”’Everything’isareallybigword.”
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An AU, no one asked for, where instead of simply going to Hogwarts to study, Hermione grows up learning from the different Wizarding school's or its people. Harry Potter just got a whole load more international folks.
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Six years of adventures at Hogwarts have all been condensed down into one. It's going to be an eventful one, when Hogwarts is hosting the Triwizard cup while the Prisoner of Azkaban is on the loose, a disguised professor is after a treasure in the castle, a great beast has been awakened, while both the Ministry and Lord Voldemort have nefarious schemes underway.
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Hermione arrives home early from a conference only to walk in on a very unique bonding experience that Crookshanks and Minerva seem to be sharing. HG/MM. Minerva and Crookshanks have a shared secret.
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Hogwarts throws the first annual Order of the Phoenix reunion celebration after the end of the war. George spikes the punch. Hermione can't get out a single line without terrible puns. What could go wrong? HG/MM. Slash. Oneshot. Rated for the last line of dialogue and my usual paranoia. Complete.
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Hermione introduces Fred and George to a muggle joke.
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"Now, remember your upbringing." Aziah could only roll her eyes, "Yes, yes pureblood etiquette, uphold the family name, of course of course." She turned to stalk of towards the train before being stopped by her mother. "And Zia? No boys." The war is over and the next generation swarms Hogwarts, with its very own mini Marauders, silver trio, quidditch scandals and boy drama.
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THIS IS A JOKE, DON'T COME AT ME! Hermione get's letters from a secret person, and she goes on a hunt to find out who...
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It s not easy being Harry Potter and trying to keep your relationship with a famous quidditch star a secret from the rest of the wizarding world. It s even harder to keep it a secret from her brother, especially when said brother is your best friend and always tends to appear in the untimeliest of situations. Harry/Ginny, AU, After Hogwarts.
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Everything was going smoothly, like clockwork, according to canon and suddenly ... Goblet of Fire did NOT spit out Harry Potter's name! How such absurd insanity could be explained? Only with insane absurdity!
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2004 rok. Severus Snape jest jedną z ofiar nieznanej klątwy. Zmuszony jest przyjąć pomoc od jedynej osoby, która gotowa jest spędzić czas ze skrajnie asocjalnym czarodziejem - Hermiony Granger. Dla tych, którzy preferują swoje SSHG z cukrem i tylko nutką cytryny.
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Dean Thomas is an early riser, and Blaise certainly is not.
