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  • Some Time Off

    By RayQueen • Updated: 12 Jul 2020 • Published: 12 Jul 2020 • 918 words • 0 followers • Family/Humor • Luna L., Lorcan S., Lysander S., Rolf S. • Rating: K • Completed

    Luna, Rolf and the twins go on a little vacation to the beach, where she learns a thing or two about the boys and her husband.

  • Barty Crouch Junior and the Surrogate Father Figure

    By SlenderGnome • Updated: 12 Jul 2020 • Published: 22 May 2020 • 3 Chapters • 24,989 words • 0 followers • Humor/Fantasy • Rating: T • In Progress

    After running out of Headache Potion while thinking about Voldemort's plan to kidnap Harry Potter, Barty Crouch Jr. Suggests he steps in to act as a surrogate father figure to the boy, so that he may kidnap him instead of having an utterly ridiculous plan.

  • Cortejo

    By ValkyrieBooks • Updated: 12 Jul 2020 • Published: 28 Feb 2020 • 2 Chapters • 3,136 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • OC, Newt S., Leta L. • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    Cada especie tiene sus propios métodos de cortejo, Newt los conocía todos y cada uno, menos el de los humanos...al menos no los tradicionales.

  • Mad Eye's Paranoia

    By GreenCastle • Updated: 11 Jul 2020 • Published: 11 Jul 2020 • 89 words • 0 followers • Humor • Harry P., Alastor M. • Rating: K • Completed

    Here's a one shot about why Moody is paranoid. Includes bashing about one long bearded old goat.

  • Lead By Example

    By arishadi • Updated: 11 Jul 2020 • Published: 11 Jul 2020 • 626 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • [Hermione G. + Draco M.] • Rating: M • In Progress

    Hermione Granger is forced to make a tough decision, in the hopes of saving the wizarding communties future. She didn't plan on being a mother at all, but life uh...finds a way. SMUT/Lemons. Marriage "Law."

  • Halloween at the Burrow

    By rosequartzstars • Updated: 11 Jul 2020 • Published: 11 Jul 2020 • 1,438 words • 0 followers • Family/Humor • [Ron W. + Hermione G.], [Ginny W. + Harry P.] • Rating: K • Completed

    Halloween has been a yearly affair at the Burrow ever since Teddy Lupin declared it was his favorite holiday, and this year is no exception. Harry and Ron, with little Rose in tow, are convinced they have the best costume this year— but their wives may give them some competition.

  • Euphoria

    By uleanblue • Updated: 11 Jul 2020 • Published: 8 Apr 2014 • 7 Chapters • 23,084 words • 0 followers • Humor/Angst • Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. • Rating: M • In Progress

    This is a belated entry in the April Fool's Day Trickster Challenge. AU. Hermione Granger's meeting with the Dark Lord goes awry.

  • How To Not Miss A Train

    By bangandawhisper • Updated: 11 Jul 2020 • Published: 11 Jul 2020 • 6,446 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • Scorpius M., Rose W. • Rating: M • Completed

    If you were to believe that Rose Granger-Weasley, almost 18 and about to embark on her last year at Hogwarts, didn't have a meticulously-listed plan on how she was to make it to the train with not a minute to waste then you would be grossly mistaken.

  • Harry Potter's story

    By xXSnape.HeadXx • Updated: 11 Jul 2020 • Published: 11 Jul 2020 • 667 words • 0 followers • Humor/Fantasy • Harry P. • Rating: T • Completed

    I thought that there should be more HP and the Goblet of Fire fanfics, and though how dark the book and film were, I thought it wouldn't be cool to have Harry Potter treat the Ministry as assholes, just as much as they did him. If were being honest, alot of the tragedies happened as result of how careless the Ministry was, and it would have been great to just give them a good kick.

  • He Loves Me, He Loves Me Knott

    By er96 • Updated: 11 Jul 2020 • Published: 11 Jul 2020 • 1,861 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • Sirius B., Remus L., James P., OC • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    Life at Hogwarts is anything but boring, especially when a rag tag group of rascals like James Potter, Sirius Black, Sage and Basil Knott, Remus Lupin, and Meredith Primrose get together. Throughout their years at Hogwarts, they experience love, loss, pain and the ordinary mundane moments that bond them for life.

  • The Inconvenient Haunting of William Weasley

    By tangentialives • Updated: 11 Jul 2020 • Published: 11 Jul 2020 • 10 Chapters • 8,378 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • Hermione G., Bill W. • Rating: T • Completed

    If you asked Bill Weasley about his ten year plan, it did not include being haunted by one (1) Hermione Granger, who tended to show up at the most inopportune times. One had to be dead to haunt you, after all, and she was most certainly not dead. Most of the time she was just mad.

  • Chasing the girl!

    By vixevilcat7 • Updated: 11 Jul 2020 • Published: 20 Nov 2019 • 20 Chapters • 67,353 words • 0 followers • Humor/Romance • Hermione G. • Rating: M • Completed

    Scabior has another chance with 'the one who got away.' Tom and Fenrir Greyback are meddling old matchmakers and, damnit, they want grandkids! just another crazy idea i had for my current favorite pairing. mention of drug use, drinking and,as always, language.

  • Of Wines and Witterings

    By Mudblood Slytherin and Proud • Updated: 11 Jul 2020 • Published: 11 Jul 2020 • 8,932 words • 0 followers • Humor/Hurt/Comfort • Severus S., Lucius M., Peter P. • Rating: T • Completed

    Whilst getting suitably sloshed, Lord Voldemort likes to regale his followers with a song or two. Whether they like or not. For the pursuit of power and politics had had to come before his first great love: singing. Voldemort would have been a world-renowned opera singer, he was sure. His sarcastic slave, Severus, was not. Very much not. Voldy, Sev, Lucius, Draco, Cissy & Wormtail.

  • Secret

    By I.have.a.tiara • Updated: 11 Jul 2020 • Published: 13 Jun 2020 • 6 Chapters • 16,031 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • Remus L., N. Tonks • Rating: M • Completed

    Remus and Tonks meet at the first meeting of the Order of the Phoenix and none of their companions imagine that they are more than just friends.

  • Amigos con derecho

    By SakuraAsuna • Updated: 11 Jul 2020 • Published: 13 Feb 2020 • 13 Chapters • 59,518 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • [Harry P. + Ginny W.] • Rating: M • In Progress

    Historia alternativa. Harry y Ginny tienen un encuentro casual de una noche. Atraídos mutuamente por la química del encuentro pero sin querer inmiscuirse en una relación, deciden realizar un pacto para mantener la relación puramente física con la promesa de no enamorarse. ¿Podrán?

  • Feelings

    By Fire The Canon • Updated: 11 Jul 2020 • Published: 11 Jul 2020 • 4,149 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • [Ron W. + Hermione G.], Harry P. • Rating: K+ • Completed

    Ron was torn between a wave of emotions and his own logic, and it felt very strange to be standing before himself, wondering if now would be an appropriate time to confess his feelings for himself. Bodyswap!fic.

  • Flower: the Rather Reluctant Fifth Marauder

    By BonesDon'tMelt • Updated: 10 Jul 2020 • Published: 18 Feb 2017 • 24 Chapters • 54,716 words • 0 followers • Humor/Friendship • Regulus B., OC • Rating: K • In Progress

    Serena Wendal never wanted to be a marauder. In fact, she never wanted to meet the marauders in the first place. But when you're extremely shy and afraid someone will find out your (admittedly pretty lame) secret at any moment, the universe doesn't really care what you think. Yes, it's an OC story, but give it a chance? Main focus not romance, but story and friendship.

  • Lie to Me, I beg you

    By PurplePlumPie • Updated: 10 Jul 2020 • Published: 10 Jul 2020 • 5,815 words • 0 followers • Humor/Romance • Harry P., George W., Minerva M., Neville L. • Rating: T • Completed

    Waking up and not remembering what happened is bad but waking up next to your Professor, naked? This is the worse that ever happened to Neville, including Voldemort. Maybe he should count himself lucky that it had not been Snape.

  • The Adventures of Harry Potter and Hermione Granger

    By RefyxzHarmony • Updated: 10 Jul 2020 • Published: 28 Jun 2020 • 8 Chapters • 38,665 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • [Harry P. + Hermione G.] • Rating: M • In Progress

    In a world where Voldemort died on that fateful Halloween night in Godric's Hollow 1981. Harry and Hermione has been through a lot the past 5 years but after the final battle in Minstry of Magic. They are finally ready to settle down and enjoy their last two years in Hogwarts. Follow Harry and Hermione as they struggle along with studies, romance, betrayal and friendships.

  • Scorpiones & Anisoptera

    By lil'hawkeye3 • Updated: 10 Jul 2020 • Published: 8 Jul 2020 • 3 Chapters • 4,263 words • 0 followers • Humor/Romance • [Scorpius M. + Rose W.], Lily Luna P., Roxanne W. • Rating: K+ • Completed

    Scorpius sees a new part of Rose that he'd been blind to before. Now, he wants to prove to the world- and himself- that the two of them would be better together than apart. Scorpion: order of Scorpiones in the class of Arachnida. Passion, defense, rebirth. Dragonfly: order of Odonata in the class of Insecta. Change, transformation, self-realization.

  • Snake vs Lion

    By Red Flamboyant • Updated: 10 Jul 2020 • Published: 10 Jul 2020 • 1,016 words • 0 followers • Humor/Romance • Draco M., Percy W. • Rating: T • Completed

    There is something about Gryfindor. That is the word always tick most of Slytherian's nerve. Bring them to some enormous emotions, disgust, anger, the need to flattened their overwhelming proudness. Draco is one of the proudfull Slytherian, willingly carry the inheritanced emotion.

  • Harry Potter's first kiss

    By Red Flamboyant • Updated: 10 Jul 2020 • Published: 10 Jul 2020 • 1,137 words • 0 followers • Humor/Romance • Harry P., Hermione G., Percy W. • Rating: T • Completed

    Harry though his feeling toward her is a platonic siblinghood feeling. But when he realized his other best friend behaviour toward Hermione, Harry realized a sense of competitiveness surfacing.

  • Domina Mortis

    By DiamondLoveGood • Updated: 10 Jul 2020 • Published: 3 Jul 2020 • 2 Chapters • 5,380 words • 0 followers • Hurt/Comfort/Humor • Harry P., Severus S., Minerva M., Molly W. • Rating: K • Completed

    When Harry saw Snape's memories, everything changed for him. The sour and snarky Professor had always been there when he needed it. It is only time that Harry returns the favor. 1 of 2

  • Marauding Hour

    By Flying Flitwicks • Updated: 10 Jul 2020 • Published: 1 May 2020 • 3 Chapters • 7,634 words • 0 followers • Friendship/Humor • Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    Out of detention ideas, Dumbledore tasks the Marauders to open one of the things missing from ol' Hogwarts: a wizarding school radio. Why does Minerva look like she's about to burst with anger?

  • A Test

    By WillowPatronus7 • Updated: 10 Jul 2020 • Published: 10 Jul 2020 • 1,954 words • 0 followers • Humor/Adventure • Rating: T • Completed

    Sleep deprived Ron and Harry get into some mischief involving a test, Snape's potion ingredients, and sneaking around the castle after hours.

  • The Convivial Requiem

    By stn-sadness • Updated: 10 Jul 2020 • Published: 18 Feb 2020 • 3 Chapters • 6,325 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Harry P., Severus S., Ginny W. • Rating: T • In Progress

    Harry is eager and excited for the adventures of the present, moving into a new flat with his fiancee Ginny two years post-war, only to find none other, than the transparent hook-nosed, shallow-faced, greasy-haired professor staring right back at him. "I thought you moved on." "Evidently I have not." "You are stuck here for all eternity." "And your lifespan." Hilarity ensures!

  • Iris Potter and the Goblet's Surprise

    By AutumnSouls • Updated: 10 Jul 2020 • Published: 12 Jul 2017 • 17 Chapters • 192,896 words • 0 followers • Adventure/Humor • Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Albus D. • Rating: T • In Progress

    She's been called many things — sarcastic, inquisitive, often unapologetically so; quick-witted and resilient, and almost hopelessly reckless; young, small, but fierce and not easily controlled. Iris Potter doesn't do normal, and her fourth year at Hogwarts is evidence enough. Two tasks so far. Abandoned for a major rewrite — look to the Ivy Potter story/stories on my profile.

  • Harry, Ginny, and The Meaning of Chinese Food

    By Dulaff16 • Updated: 10 Jul 2020 • Published: 10 Jul 2020 • 1,184 words • 0 followers • Humor/Family • [Harry P. + Ginny W.] • Rating: K+ • Completed

    Harry notices something new about his wife over a dinner conversation at the Burrow. Harry/Ginny pairing, mentions of Ron/Hermione but mostly centered around the Potter Family. Just a cute little one-shot!

  • Muggle Studies

    By MrsRen • Updated: 9 Jul 2020 • Published: 9 Jul 2020 • 976 words • 1 follower • Romance/Humor • [Draco M. + Harry P.] • Rating: T • Completed

    Harry's obsession with Malfoy is definitely, definitely over. Just don't ask anyone who knows him.

  • These Boots Were Made For Walking

    By DarylDixon'sgirl1985 • Updated: 9 Jul 2020 • Published: 9 Jul 2020 • 2,374 words • 0 followers • Humor/Drama • [Draco M. + Harry P.], [Hermione G. + Ron W.] • Rating: T • Completed

    Harry Potter has big plans for his first official Halloween with his lover Draco. But what happens when no thinks to change the plans they'd already made with Ron and Hermione and their family?

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