The truth: Brilliant, educated and versatile people can also be ridiculous and obstinate. Hermione and Severus are in a battle to see which of them can be the most ridiculous and the most obstinate. We will have a ringside seat to watch the implosion and what comes after. AU/OOC/T.
This story mainly came from when Mrs Weasley and Ginny are saying goodbye at the platform, and Mrs Weasley warns the twins about blowing up toilets, and George says they'll send Ginny one in the post. It takes place in Harry's first year, and is slightly AU. Enjoy:)
Lee and Hermione have been getting close, but will a prank by George ruin any chances of a future together?
Detention in the forest does not go so well for Lee.
After her parents death in the war Carina felt lost as she didn't have many memories of her parents. Now her and her fourteen siblings are being raised by their eldest sister.
Harry Potter, and the rest of Dumbledore's Army in his fifth year, use the Room of Requirement to get themselves a spaceship! The problems of a tiny island on Earth don't seem so important, anymore. Wizards in Space! What could possibly go wrong with that? Eventually, this will be a crossover with Stargate SG-1.
There are certain expectations that come with being a Wimsbly. A Wimsbly gets good grades, is polite, and certainly doesn't deal with any nonsense, but Eleanor Wimsbly has different plans. Plans that include two red-headed boys and a dark family secret. "Should I be worried?" Fred grinned, "When have you ever had to be worried whilst in the company of a Weasley?"
It's been a tough recovery from the Second Wizarding War, and so when Ron Weasley has the bright idea to resurrect an ancient wizard event with a modern sporting twist, all of his friends and family are waiting to see what will come of it. With magical swimwear and surprises galore, no one will want to miss the event of the season and help raise funds to keep Hogwarts open.
The 429th Qudditch World Cup enters its 4th month, and announcers Lee Jordan & Zacharias Smith are here to keep you caught up with all the action.
When her fairy godmother fixes it for Hermione to go to the ball, she doesn't know what to expect. She certainly doesn't expect Lee.
La scolarité des personnages d’Harry Potter.
The ultimate Prankster Party is here. Who knew that Hogwarts would issue a official pranking tournament, brought to you by Lee Jordan, Commentator, George Weasley, registration, and Fred Weasley, guide and walking rulebook. The time of classes is over. Prankster Season is here. Current restrictions may apply. Beware. Slight Hermione bashing. Set in sixth year. Rated for language.
George is suffering after the events of the Battle of Hogwarts, and nobody can reach him. That is, nobody until Lee Jordan. Title credit to TSwift
Lee glanced at Fred's reflection and immediately whirled around to face him. "Oh, Merlin, that's your 'I did something bad' face. How bad did you fuck up?" "On a scale of one to ten, it's an eleven."
The Order of the Phoenix assembled a team of five young members for a highly secret purpose, though on the surface it's for a radio series called "Potterwatch". I'd tell you more, but, to quote River, spoilers, sweetie. Rated M for language and...spoilers, sweetie. Warnings will be at the beginning of chapters.
Being one of the few who can say Voldemort's name without reacting weirdly doesn't effect Phoebe. She doesn't mind the questions about the night her parents died leaving her, her twin sister, and two younger brothers parentless. What she minds is being purposely ignored or treated unfairly.
Dumbledore's arrogance leads him to do something stupid; McGonagall throws him to the wolves. Set at Hogwarts prior to 1991. Very non-canon.
Charlie and Lee spend time snowed in a cabin.
Certainly smarter than the Chosen One, Elizabeth Susan Potter has a knack for learning that her brother just doesn't possess. She also inherited her father's knack for pranking which earns her points with the Weasley twins and their friend Lee Jordan. What trouble could the four of them possibly get into?
George and Lee have a decision to make that will impact the rest of their time at Hogwarts. It is easier than they expected.
How Lee Jordan meets Fred and George Weasley and becomes friends with the two pranksters. Also known as how Fred and George Weasley get a third partner in crime.
Lacey King notices a new shop has come to town, a new joke shop. When the new joke shop starts to sell similar products, Lacey can't sit back and let her father's business go under. Will she be able to save her father's business? And will she be able to teach the new joke shop owner a lesson? In which a new rivalry is born.
George teams up with Fred and Lee to find out if the Giant Squid can dance. Not crack, just your usual Weasley twin shenanigans.
When she climbed aboard Hogwarts at nearly 12 years old, Angelina hadn't met her other half yet. She knew this because her world was still without colour—she wouldn't be able to see it until she found her soulmate.
This is the nice and happy 1st part of my fanfic series covering how my outsider Slytherin OC managed to become friends with our two favourite pranksters.
Olympics AU
En route pour Poudlard aucune trace de Harry qui semble éprouver une certaine affection pour les disparitions ses derniers temps. Mais plus inquiétant encore, des rumeurs de complot se sont déjà propagé et un elfe de maison apporte des nouvelles morbide. Quant à moi Alice Potter, je m'apprête à être grande soeur, et à mettre Poudlard sans dessus dessous. (Tome 1 Melle Alice Potter)
Iris MacNeal never thought that she would get to see the outside of the orphanage that she lives in. Until on the day of her 11th birthday a strict looking witch brings her a letter that changes her world. Having never had a friend before she is thrust head first into the path of a pair of mischievous twins. With an unknown past, at least the future is looking up.
Lee realises that George needs his help, more than he ever had before. [Set during OOTP]
Five years after the war Lee had heard a lot of people say 'sorry for your loss,' but when Viktor Krum said it he felt vulnerable and seen. He was never seen. He was the hotshot radio personality; the guy with the mic. He was the charming man who could smile. He was everyone's friend everyone knew. But no one actually knew him. He had to get out of that room immediately.