A take on the popular poem by Dr Seuss. "Voldy-mort hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season! Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason. It could be, perhaps, his robes were too tight; It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right. But I think that the most likely reason of all may have been that his soul was sev'n sizes too small."
The Yule ball is coming at Hogwarts. Harry Potter wants to go with Cho Chang, but Cho and Cedric Diggory are already going together. Ginny Weasley is pining after Harry who ignores her. Professor Flitwick has learned that Madam Pince has acquired a rare book which he wants to read. And Dumbledore has tasked Snape to get a group of Slytherins to perform a play at the ball...
Ever since birth, Harry Potter had two words written in dark ink on his wrist. Now, Harry didn't know what his words meant, but he did know that having them was a good thing. The words on your wrist were the first words your soulmate would ever say to you. Someone out there was waiting for him. Someone out there loved him.
Part 4 of the Dramatic Reading series. Hogwarts learns the secrets of Harry's third year, while Dumbledore, McGonagall, and Snape read the future that has been written for sixth year.
Noël de Folie à Poudlard : Quand les jumeaux expliquent pourquoi ils n'auront que dalle pour Noël
Truck San Isekaid me as Harry. I am a die-hard fan of Harry Potter, so I am going to enjoy Hogwarts to the Fullest. I may change things an itsy bit. Is two girls a harem? or three? Well, I am getting them. Harry/Two or Three As always, Mr. Cringe, Mr. Harem, and Gary Stu are present
Harry is worried if the plans he has to deal with the dragon in the first task will actually work.
Draco Malfoy, thirty-three, wakes up a month before he's due to receive his Hogwarts letter, grabs his irrationally ecstatic house elf, and goes Horcrux hunting because he'll be damned if he lets Voldemort ruin his life a second time. [time travel, crack, bamf dobby]
Hermione always said Harry had a saving-people-thing, but Harry didn't really mind it when he thought back to all the ways he took advantage of it. [NO PLOT]
Redécouvrez le parcours de Drago au sein de ce qui deviendra un réseau social incontournable du monde magique. Crack!fic. [Isa'ralia Faradien]
Harry messes with time. This has consequences. One-shot. Warnings: multiple deaths of Harry Potter, realistic psychopathy. (PoC transman Harry, although it's a minor detail.)
Part 3 of the "Dramatic Reading" Series, a reading-the-books series with actual plot and minimal quotations. Dumbledore, McGonagall, and Snape read Books 5 and 6 to try to find out how to get rid of Voldemort. (Book 2 reading exclusively on AO3, Book 3 reading coming soon.)
Parodia del momento en que Severus Snape le pide a Lord Voldemort que no mate a Lily Potter. Durante la conversación, el Señor Tenebroso toma una decisión radical sobre cambiar su modo de vida y el de su joven pocionista.
Regulus Black de vez en cuando se escapa al Bosque Prohibido y se hace amigo de un ciervo al cual le cuenta sus problemas.
Harry Potter as written by various authors...George Orwell, Anthony Burgess, Sir John Mortimer and others.
Members of the "Sacred Twenty-Eight": "Don't you wish you were sacred like me?" Harry: "Not really, no." COMPLETE.
Redécouvrez le parcours d'Hermione au sein de ce qui deviendra un réseau social incontournable du monde magique. Crack!fic. [Isa'ralia Faradien]
Harry Potter has finally snapped. What will he do under the pressure?
Twenty Hogwarts students have been chosen to play the greatest game on Earth...Survivor. Set in the mysterious room of requirement, anything can change at a moment's notice. They'll have to build a new society as they vote each other out. Only one can outwit, outplay, outlast everyone else and win the grand prize. Who will be the sole survivor?
The Wrong Boy Who Lived is living it up at Hogwarts. The right one? He's, uh, read a bit too much of The Count of Monte Cristo. Extremely serious, not at all cracky WBWL fic. Rated T for language (Futhark)
A idea worth reading? I don't know. Recommend reading it? Yes! Please read! **FIRST STORY**
Siete días, siete situaciones en donde Sirus y Severus no hacen más que compartir el amor por el otro, aunque a veces se empeñen en esconderlo no son capaces de negarlo. Están hechos el uno para el otro, así sea la primera vez que se ven, descubren ser compañeros, el amor entre ellos es tan cannon como la miopía de Harry.
Siete días, siete situaciones en donde Sirus y Severus no hacen más que compartir el amor por el otro, aunque a veces se empeñen en esconderlo no son capaces de negarlo. Están hechos el uno para el otro, así sea la primera vez que se ven, descubren ser compañeros, el amor entre ellos es tan cannon como la miopía de Harry.
In which Harry gets railed by everything in existence, including Dolores Umbridge. Crack, Cringe, Modern Corporate AU, Mpreg, Multi, Humbridge— I'm sorry guys, I had to. They made me do it. You didn't want this. I didn't want this. Even Zeus himself would shy from this absolute monstrosity. But this is what we all get for living in a society. You can thank Dylan, btw.
Warning: SMUT Harry's experience throughout Hogwarts. As it turns out Wizarding culture is super Horny.
Harry Potter without Rowling's nasty influence. Harry Potter in it's purest, most raw form. Abridged parody of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone. First in the Purified Potter Series! Chapter 1 is short but it gets better frfr
Harry Potter tuvo una infancia miserable por culpa de sus tíos y ahora esta roto, pero gracias a un simple momento de curiosidad de McGonagall hace que su futuro cambie completamente. Tener amigos adecuados y fieles, es mejor que muchos pero falsos. Sin embargo, para lograrlo, las tradiciones y estereotipos tienen que destruirse y solo es posible gracias a una promesa. [Complete]
Everyone tells Lucius Malfoy to go to Hell. Well, why the Hell not?
Stop me if you've heard this one before: a seventeen-year-old Tom Marvolo Riddle walks into Gringotts to open a bank account. The goblin teller says he needs to take an inheritance test before his coffers can flow with gold and his enemies can tremble before him... The punchline to this joke may shock and surprise you. (COMPLETE.)
Redécouvrez le parcours de Sarah au sein de ce qui deviendra un réseau social incontournable du monde magique. Crack!fic. [Isa'ralia Faradien]