Dcotor Animo tries to attack Bellwood but Ben is always there to thwart his nefarious plans.

This makes about as much sense as anything else.

He wouldn't put up with that kind of nonsense for long.

Unless you are Vilgax.

Babies make everything better. Just accept that fact, and things will go much easier.

I missed a joke back there.

And then this happened.

Bara beats yaoi any day.

Another sad tale of crying fits and out of character behavior.

Did I mention I have a torture fetish?

We'll call this one an Absurd Forced Aesop.

Women are bad...because...um. They just are, okay?

This was based on a real story that actually existed.

Interestingly, this one was rather short.

Scary things are floating around up there.

Stretched out into multiple chapters when one would have sufficed.

I write the most stories, therefore I am the greatest writer. It doesn't matter that they're completely uninteresting, offensively out of character, centered around my own irritating Mary Sues and creepy personal fetishes, and frequently less than a paragraph long. Quantity over quality. That's my motto and I'm sticking to it, plebes.

It's what I prefer because canon characterization is highly limiting to my boundless creative genius. Or perhaps I just can't write well enough to work with the underlying canon.

They go together so well.

A hideously special Sue's endless slobbering along the rosy cheeks of a canon male character doesn't always make for an entertaining yarn. People with skin so thin they can't handle a brazen parody which comically points out numerous undeniable truths can continue being mad.