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I'm Not Wearing Any Pants

  • Steal Your Babbys

    Everyone wants a Super Mega Sue, but only the select few can get them.

  • Two Thousand Tales Of Dead Sues

    Because we haven't had enough of the same thing, over and over.

  • Together Forever

    And never to part. Ever.

  • Get Out Of My Fridge

    Trust me, you don't want any of those leftovers.

  • Smile, Baby, Smile

    Or don't. You have nothing to be happy about.

  • Nuclear Unit

    It's all I know because it's been rigidly conditioned into me from birth. Everything must revolve around it.

  • Crying Fetish

    Yeah.

  • Never Look A Gift Sue In The Mouth

    You might get your face forcibly removed.

  • So Sad, Oh Wait

    This is actually a reasonably entertaining story.

  • Cemetery Man

    Boy, these feel familiar.

  • Who Cares

    Oh noes, they died. Again.

  • Evil Babies

    You can hear them making suckling noises at night.

  • OOC Sobfests

    The author reveals how they feel about Null Guardians.

  • Evil Babies, Part Deux

    And again. And again. And...again.

  • Ghost Stories

    I have a narrow list of reoccurring themes. This is one of them.

  • Never Gonna Run Around And Desert You

    Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye.

  • Never Gonna Give You Up

    Never gonna let you down.

  • Stupidity Exhibition

    Summary, and the like.

  • Baby Sues A Poppin'

    Here, there, everywhere. You can't get away from them. Ha ha!

  • Ridiculous Assertions

    When I make them, they're basically canon.