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I'm Not Wearing Any Pants

  • Refuge In Absurdity

    Still producing works which only I alone find humorous.

  • She Exists Only To Be Annoying

    And cause severe canon derailment, and attempt to garner pity. Or something.

  • Needs Explanation

    But you're not getting one.

  • I'm Not Tired Of Doing This Yet

    Shocking, I know. Weaker individuals would have cracked by now.

  • You Can't Spell Funeral Without Fun

    This one does not contain much merriment, however.

  • Inexplicable Events

    Because why not. Nothing makes sense here as it is.

  • Internalized Misogyny

    I swear, I don't have any. Women are just nowhere near as awesome as men.

  • Torture

    D'Void shows how much of a deranged, sadistic tyrant he can be. When somewhat properly characterized.

  • Until Death

    The sanctity of marriage. Based on a true incident.

  • Colbert Was Right

    Do not trust the bears.

  • Kill It With Fire

    Before it can breed further.

  • Projections of Fantasy

    I'm not doing that onto fictional characters in a desperate attempt to warp them into what I wish to see, instead of what I see when I watch the show.

  • No Boys Allowed

    Misandry at its finest.

  • History Repeating

    Psyphon, why can't you learn?

  • A Rotten Egg By Any Other Name

    They're only considered Mary Sues when they're not mine.

  • Logic, Be Darned

    Baby troubles make for great stories if you're in a hurry.

  • Short Term Memory

    Very convenient.

  • Get Away From Me, Please

    What the heck is that thing, and why won't it die? Oh.

  • Doc Loves His Animals Unconditionally

    Fifteen more stories exactly like this should prove my point.

  • Frog Gone

    No one said scientists had to be practical.