Still producing works which only I alone find humorous.
And cause severe canon derailment, and attempt to garner pity. Or something.
But you're not getting one.
Shocking, I know. Weaker individuals would have cracked by now.
This one does not contain much merriment, however.
Because why not. Nothing makes sense here as it is.
I swear, I don't have any. Women are just nowhere near as awesome as men.
D'Void shows how much of a deranged, sadistic tyrant he can be. When somewhat properly characterized.
The sanctity of marriage. Based on a true incident.
Do not trust the bears.
Before it can breed further.
I'm not doing that onto fictional characters in a desperate attempt to warp them into what I wish to see, instead of what I see when I watch the show.
Misandry at its finest.
Psyphon, why can't you learn?
They're only considered Mary Sues when they're not mine.
Baby troubles make for great stories if you're in a hurry.
Very convenient.
What the heck is that thing, and why won't it die? Oh.
Fifteen more stories exactly like this should prove my point.
No one said scientists had to be practical.