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I'm Not Wearing Any Pants

  • Special Treatment

    I don't repeatedly give any to my not that special original character perpetually shrieking baby plot device.

  • Whoopsie

    No one suspects the Ghost-zombie attack.

  • D'Void Cries A Lot Over His Baby Sue

    I will keep writing the same thing, until everyone recognizes my superior genius.

  • Random Whatever

    It doesn't matter what I write, as long as I write.

  • Hello, Friend

    I want to tell you about my specially unique, one of a kind, completely original Ben 10 character.

  • Dead Again

    Didn't we just do this five minutes ago? Oh well. What's fifteen more? Awesome, that's what.

  • Sobby Sobby, It's A Hobby

    Or, fetish, actually. Did you get that yet? If not, I can write five hundred more tales of hysterical sobbing to nudge the building suspicion further along.

  • She's Not A Sue, I Swear

    She just has special needs that force everyone to devote special attention to her, constantly. That's all.

  • Spawn of Sue

    One wasn't enough. Three is right out. Or is it?

  • Null Guardians Can Catch The Flu

    Hey, let's go with it. For the sake of random tragedy, let us go with it.

  • But Wait, There's More!

    One wasn't enough.

  • Cry, Die, Rinse, Repeat

    For-ev-er. And ever, and ever, and ever...and ever.

  • Deconstructed

    Omniverse Animo is a very silly man who does very silly things. This story will not be about any of that, however.

  • What

    How does that even work?

  • Blindness

    I only see what I wish, and prefer...and by extension, I shall force you as well. Let us take a journey. Into madness.

  • If You Can't Stand The Heat

    Stay out of my kitchen.

  • No Escape

    Möbius strips of eternal torment.

  • Wacky Crack Pairing Filler Shenanigans, Or Something

    I don't want to have to use my brain right now.

  • Are You Serious?

    Oh my lord, you can't be.

  • Zombie-ghosts and Hysterical Crying Death Scenes

    Any way to extend the repetitive scenario of ridiculous tragedy is a good way.