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  • Animal Lover

    PETA would be proud of Doctor Animo. No, really, they would.

  • Holding Grudges

    Well, that's one thing that was remotely in character. For a change.

  • Painfully Preposterous

    Oh my goodness. This one's even better than that picnic and cake baking one.

  • Mommy Died, Again

    Let's sob hysterically about it for hours. Again.

  • I don't Have Any Regret

    Or shame.

  • Love Hurts

    Because I have a psychic connection to my Mary Sue.

  • Shut Up Already

    For the love of fudge, someone please pass the cotton balls.

  • Why The Sue Sobs

    Like we don't already know.

  • Escape Mary Sues Endlessly Sobbing

    You can try, but you won't be able to.

  • Happy Fun Time Fluffy Logic Fail

    It continues.

  • Absurdity In Kawaii Babyfic Fluff Tones

    Starring my super special Mary Sue. Who is not at all like the other Sues out there in any way. Even though she has an explicit relation to a canon character who goes wildly OOC whenever they're around her and she serves no other purpose of existence than to cause severe canon derailment.

  • More Ridiculous BabySuefic

    Indeed.

  • My Crib Is Swank

    Fully stocked kitchen in the Null Void. D'Void's pad is so posh. Inexplicably so, but none the less awesome.

  • Why My Mary Sues Cry Hysterically All The Time

    Because it turns me on! Duh. Catharsis.

  • Babby Daddy

    They grow up so fast. And inexplicably behave just like normal human teenagers instead of synthetically created alien drone beasts of low intelligence from another dimension.

  • Author Just Didn't Care

    And you can instantly tell with one glance.

  • Leather Pants

    I'm not seeing the same character as everyone else when I watch the show, but I will assert that my warped anime fantasy version is always the correct version. Stay mad, plebeians.

  • General Inexplicable Nonsense Tale

    Where and how does he get all those stupid things in the Null Void?

  • Gone, Baby Gone

    Did this happen like 50 times already?

  • Tragic Truth

    Helen and Manny discover something awful about fanfiction.