Come with us, reader! Come with your author and ghostwriter(Me) on a mystical journey where we write a basic other BWL Harry Potter fanfic! Come, reader! Across a slightly more grammatically correct rendition of an age old tale! Harry is overpowered. His parents are entitled. Dumbledore is an ass. The other BWL is a brat. Snape is good(?). Voldemort is...a love interest!
Whitney Duncan's "Skinny Dippin'"...with a Potter twist. Or rather, a Malfoy/Black/Prewett/Weasley one...
A collection of Dramione one-shots each depicting one of the Seven Deadly Sins: Pride, Envy, Gluttony, Lust, Wrath, Greed and Sloth.
If boggarts are defeated by laughter, then there definitely aren't any boggarts anywhere around here for miles. A parody of the Harry Potter books and movies.
Harini just knew that the latest assignment from Hagrid was going to go badly. She had seen this movie, after all.
"Three… two… one… Run. And we're off. Let's see how well this batch will do, shall we?" Abraxas rolls his eyes at Charlus' faked excitement. "As though it's a surprise, anymore." As though there's any chance of a Muggle-born actually winning.
A bitter and jaded Hermione Granger accidentally travels back in time twenty-one years to her first year of Hogwarts. Forget fixing the past, she just wants to make the world burn. Too bad she's not the only one who traveled in time... [Featuring: rage, revolution, and maybe even some romance...]
Curfew fell upon them as they left for the dormitories and fortunately for Harry, his boyfriend was a 'saint.' Or more accurately, a 'prince' and a charming one at that when you considered Tom carrying him through the corridors on his back.
Alternate Universe. Homage to the 'Force Interrupt' series by 'Right What Is Wrong'. Parody. Rated 'M' to be on the safe side on account of risqué comments. One-shot. Takes place at 'Spinner's End' in 1996.
Harry is a hero in storage, only unpetrified when a galactic Sith underlord threatens to interfere with the year 2166 Quidditch World Championship. While Earth is covered by a magic awareness protection shield the rest of Humanity and Artificial Intelligences in outer space are staring open mouthed at the unfolding chaos that follows Harry who is finally fed up to the brim.
Die sehr alberne, nicht ernst gemeinte Geschichte, in der Hermine und Draco auf Bibi Blocksberg treffen.
In which all wizards are born with a mark on their hand, a small mark but one that has only one match in the entire world. Everyone assumes Harry's matches his arch-enemy. But does it? For IWSC Writing School Trope Inversion
After Ron's death, Harry adopted Hermione. It was all well until the Ministry started to plan a marriage-law and he found himself in an odd family construction. (crack!fic)
Just something I'm posting here for my friends to read and hate me. You can find this on Botnik, as well as on YouTube in several animations.
An AU one-shot in which Ginny finds herself relying on a rather unusual Fairy Godmother to help her escape.
"It's a Harry Potter drinking game," Ron explained. "Every time you call attention to your scar, everyone in hearing range has to take a shot. You've done it three times since you walked in." / A Crackfic Collection featuring OOC-ness, broken fourth walls, and cringe-worthy puns.
Against the advice of her woodland coven, an innocent, free-spirited witch travels to Hogwarts the same year as Harry Potter. Better watch out!
The boy who lifted, a legend amongst the wizarding world. (may not get anymore chapters, just a thought bunny i had years ago)
Georgina Smith born Selwyn is tired of Voldemort. And rich. So she solves the problem by helping her fifth cousin twice removed (Harry Potter) by giving an extremely large bounty on the heads of Voldemort and his chief supporters. Why can't Harry just accept help? He's Harry Potter, that's why. One-Shot. OCMC, Stubborn!Harry, Defeated!Voldie, Parody.
A humble dinner at Grimmauld Place ends with someone gaining a new pet!
A ROB robs a robed robe's rub. Disciplinary hearing interference by a random otherworldly passerby. It's a short, one-sided nonsense rant, with little dialogue so expect nothing and settle for less. Rated M for safety, but there are no deaths, gore or anything really.
A Lord Potter-Black Fic
Life of Lord Potter-Black
A social worker pays a visit to the Dursleys' with a a few questions. Some simple and hopefully funny answers for a few occasions in Harry's life.
During the late hours of the night, when all Hogwarts Students are supposed to be tucked up in bed, Harry Potter has snuck into one of the herbology greenhouses. He is carrying out a secret assessment - which he doesn't want any other student or the school staff to know about. What is the famous boy wizard up to which he doesn't want to share with anyone? One-shot.
Dumbledore is fed up. A group of aurors stunning Professor McGonagall is the last straw. Read many fanfics where an angsty Harry gets tired of having to wade through the Schnitzel that is his life and embraces the dark arts or just generally snaps? This is that fic for Dumbledore.
Powers, inheritance, and throwbacks to the epic days of the work of art, known as my immortal. Six year old Harry Potter discovers the power to lay spells upon weapons of metal, leading to his awakening with grey morality and inheriting and learning new powers from all your favourite fantasies. Lordships, expanded trunks, impressed goblins, and excessiv power await.
Petunia i Vernon mają wątpliwości co do tego, czy Hogwart zapewnia konieczną edukację dla dorastających chłopców. Bojąc się konsekwencji, postanawiają wziąć sprawy w swoje ręce. Tekst bardzo żartobliwy, należy go czytać z (mocnym) przymrużeniem oka! Akcja ma miejsce latem po Czarze Ognia.
A few nonsense and comical stories about harry Potter characters... Hope you'll have fun reading them... I'll have fun writing them for you ... Requests are accepted.
Tras mucho indagar por internet, he conseguido reunir la inmensa mayoría de los relatos de Perla Shumajer, una muchacha hispanoparlante obsesionada con Harry Potter y el sexo. Aviso de que algunos de sus relatos pueden llegar a ser perturbadores. E hilarantes también. ¡Que disfrutéis!