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Harry n'est pas mort quand Voldemort à lancé son sortilège, mais il a eut des séquelles. Harry est devenu fou et il l'assume. Venez pour rigoler dans cette fic sous le signe de la folie et du WTF que j'écris en totale roue libre. C'est ma faute j'ai mal serré les boulons. Fic écrit pour la détente. Spoiler: Dans le doute on va dire tous les livres.
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Harry Potter was lucky enough to know his parents, until a hunter's single shot ended Prongs's life. From then on, he would stop at nothing to get revenge. Dark AU.
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HP Cannon if Harry was a BAMF!Ravenclaw
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Crack fiction parody, obviously! The result of having a wacky idea, trying to get through a bad day at work!
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Harry Potter had been living in different lives for decades. Now, though he decides to do something different. He decides to do over his life again. Why would he do this, you may ask. Three words: Shits and Giggles.
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Man, is Hogwarts boring, right now. Really boring. Really, really boring. But Neville may have the answer! And even a catacomb has to be better than boredom, right? NOTE: This is a PARODY! Keep that in mind.
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OS. C'est la rentrée de James, et Harry essaye de prononcer son discours. "Papa, je le jure sur le piercing de Salazar, le suspence est insoutenable ! Je vais devoir te tuer !" "Lily chérie, si tu tues ton père, tu ne connaîtra jamais la fin de son discours" "Ça serait regrettable, en effet".
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She’s just your average girl in the wizarding world, orphaned at a young age and sent to live with a very wealty family. But what will her new friends say if they find out her secrect?
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Random crack one shots
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A rather meta idea that slapped me in the face this morning over breakfast. Stewed in my brain all day and got knocked out while waiting for dinner. Surprise bonus content at the bottom of the page is a stupid, and according to my wife dark crossover.
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Funny crack stories on how the battle of Hogwarts could have ended. Partially based off of Vivy Potter's 'the many Harry Potters of little hangleton'
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Lucius/Hermione where Lucius kidnaps Hermione and they have tex smex after much slapping, denial, Snape hostaging, bananas, bickering and yelling of 'mudblood'. The loving parody I wrote many years ago about my obsessmuch's Eden. Read with caution. Repost!
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In which Logic is shunned and Dumbledore obliviates. Mini chapters- the first chapter is a less constricting summary.
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Harry was a Ravenclaw who had been unwillingly entered in the Triwizard tournament. The adults had no idea how to dissolve the magical contract. It seemed they all ended up being dumber than a fourteen-year-old. Crack, Parody. logical!harry Ravenclaw!harry and smart!harry fic. (if this blows up I can do a fifth-year version)
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River, comme chaque Potterhead qui se respecte, attend depuis ses 11 ans de trouver dans sa boîte aux lettres la fameuse lettre de Poudlard qui lui apprendrait qu'il était, en réalité, un sorcier. Étudiant de troisième année à l'université, ce dernier ne pensait pas que son rêve se réaliserait si tard et encore moins que l'amour l'attendait à Poudlard...
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[BIRTHDAY GIFT FOR VIRIDINOCTURNE] sorry I’m late...BUT HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Oneshot on HARRY DRACO AND RON’S ADVENTURE IN AN HAUNTED HOUSE!
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Collections of raunchy stories between adult students repeating their 7th year in post-war Hogwarts. The text has been toned-down to match the M rating of FFnet, yet reader discretion is advised. Will include all kind of (legal and non-violent) relationships.
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Imagine turning into a child in a world that you've never heard of and without a clue to do, She had no choice but to go with the flow. Hopefully she doesn't drown in it.
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Very short one-shot about Harry versus Voldemort at the final battle. Answering the question you never asked which is: How do you kill someone with a disarming charm anyway? It helps to imagine Daniel Radcliffe's comic depiction of Aragog's mandibles to get in the right frame of mind for this.
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In the marauders era some of our favorite Slytherin's are very into social media, not only do they chat but they make posts to help pass the time. (PS. there's no dark lord, no death eaters, & no war)
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What if Lily had lived but Harry also survived? How would that change Harry’s life? And when Lily finds out some news that changes everything, their new life couldn’t be more different to what it was.
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How I imagine Umbridge's inspection with the trolley witch would have gone.
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Lily 'tries' to send a howler to Harry when he was selected into the Gryffindor team by riding a broom unsupervised. What happens when James and Sirius intervene, Remus decides to stay out of this and...what is Taylor swift doing here? AU, jily alive! Please R&R
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OS spécial concours d'Halloween.
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Harry is VERY upset when our favorite Dark Lord forgets his birthday
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Hermione's 7th year at Hogwarts was going well until a new class appeared on her schedule. It was decided that Sex Ed should be a class offered at Hogwarts and the test bed would be 7th year students. After learning about the magical use of spells, charms and even magical plants, she can't think straight. Maybe the Room of Requirement can help her get her head straight.
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How many X's in Pheonix? two! there are two! (Just kidding I'm not that dumb)
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"Alors que Harry se rend sur le Chemin de Traverse avec les Weasley pour préparer sa seconde rentrée au collège Poudlard, il assistera à un événement assez singulier : un débat de sorciers !" Une petite parodie sans prise de tête à la limite du shit-post. le T est surtout là pour la violence.
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Harry Potter was a normal wizard (just kidding) until one day he found Dudley's laptop. Well, we all know what happens next. Just kidding, we don't, that's the point of this fic.
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