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  • Bad Timing

    By cleotheo • Updated: 26 Jul 2019 • Published: 26 Jul 2019 • 5,886 words • 2 followers • Humor/Romance • [Draco M. + Hermione G.], Harry P., Ron W. • Rating: T • Completed

    Seventh years, Harry Potter and Ron Weasley seemed to have developed a serious case of bad timing as every time they go to visit their best friend, Hermione Granger, in the Head Dorms they seem to overhear an intimate moment between her and the Head Boy, Draco Malfoy. But are the boys really hearing what they think, or are their imaginations running away with them? One Shot.

  • Three of Wands

    By The.Dragon.Singer • Updated: 26 Jul 2019 • Published: 26 Jul 2019 • 1,835 words • 0 followers • Humor • George W., Minerva M., Fred W. • Rating: T • In Progress

    "We've always known where to draw the line – we might have put a toe across it occasionally – but we've always stopped short of causing real mayhem – and now, with Dumbledore gone – we reckon a bit of mayhem – is exactly what our dear new Head deserves."

  • With Love, Your Tom

    By Cream Puff Thief • Updated: 26 Jul 2019 • Published: 26 Jul 2019 • 681 words • 0 followers • Humor/Romance • Rating: T • In Progress

    Harry has a new secret admirer. Too bad its not who he expects it to be. Well. Maybe. Not. Yes. Well. At least Ron and Hermione knew? Oh wait. They didn't tell him. He was going to murder them for willingly putting him in this strange situation. A crack fic. Please don't take it siriusly- of course there will be plot holes.

  • Granny Panties

    By Claire Lafleur • Updated: 26 Jul 2019 • Published: 26 Jul 2019 • 544 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • Rating: M • In Progress

    A sardonically spicy one-shot guest staring Lily's laundry day pants.

  • Is Responsibility A Requirement At Hogwarts?

    By Windrises • Updated: 25 Jul 2019 • Published: 15 Mar 2019 • 3,033 words • 0 followers • Friendship/Humor • Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Luna L. • Rating: T • Completed

    Hermione, Harry, and Ron all have responsibilities, but Harry and Ron don't take their responsibilities very seriously. Because of this, Hermione has to save them.

  • On Board

    By JOjo29455 • Updated: 25 Jul 2019 • Published: 25 Jul 2019 • 581 words • 0 followers • Adventure/Humor • Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. • Rating: T • In Progress

    Ron decides it would be fun to go check out the Durmstrang boat one night, next thing the golden trio know, they're in a completely different place, definitely not Scottland, with the last person they want to be with. - The characters are sorta out of character, I tried, but it sounds more like crack now LMAO. Also i kinda suck at writing but this idea was cool so yeah.

  • Boyfriend

    By Alive to Live a Lie • Updated: 25 Jul 2019 • Published: 1 Nov 2011 • 4,233 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • James P., Lily Evans P. • Rating: M • Completed

    Molly Raesly.Potter iba a decir que no era mi novio.Por el amor de Merlín, no podía dejarlo hacer eso.Tenía que detenerlo.No podía decirle la verdad.Así que,hice la única cosa concebible en la que pude pensar para detenerlo.Lo besé.Traducción.

  • Granny Panties

    By Claire Lafleur • Updated: 25 Jul 2019 • Published: 25 Jul 2019 • 562 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • Rating: M • In Progress

    A sweet but spicy Jilly one shot with some discourse on the sexiness of Lily's self-dubbed laundry day knickers.

  • Sunflowers

    By singmetothesun • Updated: 25 Jul 2019 • Published: 25 Jul 2019 • 1,220 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • [Albus S. P. + Scorpius M.] • Rating: T • Completed

    England is in the midst of a heatwave and Scorpius isn't handling it very well. Domestic Scorbus fluff.

  • Cher Potter

    By Erilys • Updated: 25 Jul 2019 • Published: 12 Jan 2012 • 9 Chapters • 11,979 words • 0 followers • Humor • Harry P., Draco M. • Rating: T • In Progress

    "Cher Potter, t'a-t-on déjà dit que tes cheveux ressemblent à un nid de pie? Malefoy" "Cher Malefoy, t'a-t-on déjà dit qu'on a l'impression qu'un escargot à bavé sur tes cheveux? Potter" "Relation" épistolaire entre Harry et Drago, pour le moins explosive.

  • Moody Moony and the Chocolate Thief

    By HogwartsPrincess89 • Updated: 25 Jul 2019 • Published: 25 Jul 2019 • 809 words • 0 followers • Humor/Friendship • Remus L., Lily Evans P. • Rating: T • Completed

    When Lily's time of the month coincides with Remus' hilarity ensues. How will the moody werewolf react to his missing chocolate? Will Lily get away unscathed? Just for fun fic. Jily if you squint.

  • The emerald Angel of Death

    By BlackMoon3464 • Updated: 25 Jul 2019 • Published: 2 Mar 2019 • 3 Chapters • 16,443 words • 0 followers • Adventure/Humor • Rating: M • In Progress

    Harry James Potter was abandoned by his parents for his twin brother the so-called boy who lived to the Dursleys who abused him. But one day the abuse went too far. That's when the story of Zack Foster The emerald Angel of Death begins. Who happens to catch the eye of a certain dark lord. yaoi harem Angel of death/Harry Potter crossover

  • De almohadones voladores y sonrojos

    By Miss Curie • Updated: 25 Jul 2019 • Published: 25 Jul 2019 • 983 words • 0 followers • Humor/Friendship • Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. • Rating: K+ • Completed

    Remus la siguió hasta que la perdió de vista y, dando un suspiro, volvió a la habitación, encontrándose con James, varita en mano, lanzando todos los almohadones de las camas a una puerta cerrada, de donde provenían carcajadas.

  • Lo más divertido de su vida

    By Majo Walles • Updated: 25 Jul 2019 • Published: 10 Jun 2019 • 7 Chapters • 9,464 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • Harry P., Severus S. • Rating: T • Completed

    YAOI - Harry en los años de escuela de su padre, y su esposo. Con la lengua demasiado suelta. Con su hijo en brazos, y con una misión que debe cumplir en muy poco tiempo… Como resultado... sólo caos.

  • XXXXII, or: The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything

    By TheLastLynx • Updated: 24 Jul 2019 • Published: 24 Jul 2019 • 6,317 words • 1 follower • Humor/Romance • [Draco M. + Hermione G.], Pansy P. • Rating: M • Completed

    Hermione is incensed by sexist adviced shared at work. Draco makes her feel better. Many times over. Cross-posted from AO3. Originally written for SD Valentine's Smut Fest 2019. P with a little P.

  • Quit it, you two

    By FrillyPinkUmbrella • Updated: 24 Jul 2019 • Published: 24 Jul 2019 • 2 Chapters • 2,623 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • Albus S. P., Scorpius M. • Rating: M • Completed

    Albus and Scorpius have just started dating and Al is still a bit insecure... and possessive. (MILD SMUT.)

  • Bye Btch

    By SlytherPuff123 • Updated: 24 Jul 2019 • Published: 24 Jul 2019 • 4,175 words • 0 followers • Humor • Harry P., Dolores U. • Rating: T • Completed

    Harry's had enough. He will get his revenge on Umbridge. Snape and the Weasley twins help him as they get rid of her, for good! Set in OotP. Crack fic. One-shot. BAMF!Harry, good Snape. A little OOC

  • The Fault Of The Spider

    By WitchChaser6 • Updated: 24 Jul 2019 • Published: 24 Jul 2019 • 1,242 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • Rating: T • In Progress

    One shot! I am a huge Dramione fan! Rated T because of the use of one swear word- originally in the post I'd seen the spider was supposed to scare Hermione but Hermione wouldn't be afraid of a spider but I could imagine Draco. Apologise for the appalling writing, I literally whipped this up in an hour. Please comment and let me know your thoughts!

  • Sangre IM-PURA

    By Marciia • Updated: 24 Jul 2019 • Published: 24 Jul 2019 • 1,832 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • Rating: K • In Progress

    ¿Qué hubiera pasado si Hermione no hubiera estado en Gryffindor? ¿Qué hubiera sucedido si Draco no hubiese terminado en Slytherin? ¿Y si estos dos personajes hubieran acabado JUNTOS en Ravenclaw? Solo será otro fanfiction más...

  • Fantasmas - Fred Weasley

    By MissJackson-RJ • Updated: 24 Jul 2019 • Published: 24 Jul 2019 • 1,366 words • 0 followers • Humor/Mystery • George W., Bill W., Charlie W., Fred W. • Rating: K+ • Completed

    Los jóvenes hermanos Weasley notan cosas paranormales en el jardín y en su habitación, pues más vale que corran sin mirar atrás. Canción: Ghosts - Michael Jackson

  • The Newest Addition

    By The Spiritual Earthling • Updated: 24 Jul 2019 • Published: 24 Jul 2019 • 1,300 words • 0 followers • Family/Humor • Harry P. • Rating: K+ • Completed

    The Weasley family may be chaotic, but Harry wouldn't have it any other way. When the newest addition is born, Harry reflects on his life with the Weasley's.

  • A Golden Egg, Two Boys and a Prefects Bath

    By caughtinblackseyes • Updated: 24 Jul 2019 • Published: 11 Feb 2018 • 3 Chapters • 10,652 words • 0 followers • Humor/Friendship • Harry P., Hermione G., Cedric D. • Rating: T • In Progress

    Harry takes his egg to the Prefects bath and finds Cedric already there. They talk about the Tournament, Cho and on whether or not Harry should practice his kissing on Ron or Hermione.

  • And I Don't Hardly Know

    By turnaroundeverynowandthen • Updated: 24 Jul 2019 • Published: 28 May 2019 • 2 Chapters • 31,483 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • Albus S. P., Scorpius M., Rose W., Lily Luna P. • Rating: M • Completed

    On the eve of Albus Potter's 25th birthday, Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy see each other again for the first time in seven years. They are inexplicably drawn to one another, and through a series of events discover that Maybe- just maybe- their distaste for one another isn't as sound as they always thought it was. Long One-Shot.

  • Greetings From Aunt Flo

    By HecateA • Updated: 24 Jul 2019 • Published: 24 Jul 2019 • 682 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • Remus L., N. Tonks • Rating: K+ • Completed

    Tonks overhears a conversation she misinterprets wildly, and yes it's embarrassing—but hey, it got them talking. Oneshot.

  • The Newest Addition

    By The Spiritual Earthling • Updated: 24 Jul 2019 • Published: 24 Jul 2019 • 1,276 words • 0 followers • Family/Humor • Harry P. • Rating: K+ • Completed

    The Weasley family may be chaotic, but Harry wouldn't have it any other way. As the newest addition is born, Harry reflects on his life with the Weasley's.

  • Can you hear me now? (or, Harry Potter versus Dumbledore)

    By PseudonymousEntity • Updated: 24 Jul 2019 • Published: 26 Nov 2014 • 39 Chapters • 73,366 words • 0 followers • Humor/Horror • Harry P., Tom R. Jr. • Rating: M • In Progress

    Harry let Ginny die. Features; wand twirling, murderous godfathers, teenage dark lords, ridiculously complicated pureblood customs and an Undead Mafia. DISCLAIMER: THIS IS FANFICTION.

  • Truth or Dare?

    By BlackthornUnicorn98 • Updated: 24 Jul 2019 • Published: 24 Jul 2019 • 3,064 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • Hermione G., Draco M. • Rating: K+ • Completed

    There's no better way to celebrate the end of mid-term exams than hanging out with friends, drinking copious amounts of Firewhiskey, and a 'friendly' game of Truth or Dare, right? Hermione gets a little too drunk, leading to an embarrassing dare and an interesting moment between her and a certain Slytherin nemesis of hers...Dramione One-Shot.

  • Tact-Checking

    By Hystaracal • Updated: 23 Jul 2019 • Published: 23 Jul 2019 • 3,732 words • 0 followers • Humor/Romance • [Draco M. + Hermione G.], Harry P., Lucius M. • Rating: K+ • Completed

    It took Draco Malfoy five years of semi-competent adulthood to realise that not every disparaging thought needed to be verbalised.

  • Dumbledore Only Looks Like Santa

    By Lamplighter1890 • Updated: 23 Jul 2019 • Published: 23 Jul 2019 • 2,763 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K • Completed

    It's the Christmas season and something is afoot at the Ministry for Magic: secret meeting, shocking information, history-altering decision. Arthur Weasley had no idea the season could be so complicated!

  • Farting Contest

    By Amanda Goodwyn • Updated: 23 Jul 2019 • Published: 23 Jul 2019 • 91 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • George W., Bill W., Charlie W., Fred W. • Rating: T • Completed

    don't push it so hard

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