Warning: This is for adults only. It is extremely inappropriate, and will only feature adults being... friendly. I have decided to hurt another fandom, due to how terrible many of the stories are, by taking everything I dislike and focusing on it. It will feature many "romance" scenes that hijack the plot, House Elves with foot fetishes, and a plot written as terribly as possible.
[UNIVERSO ALTERNATIVO] Que beber e dirigir é proibido, todos sabem; mas por que beber e enviar mensagens, não? Era o que Hermione Granger se perguntava após uma terrível manhã de ressaca, quando descobriu que na noite anterior enviara várias mensagens para seu chefe que não faria o Rh nem pestanejar em encerrar seu contrato de estágio na Snape & Associados Assessoria Jurídica.
It's the day after the full moon and Remus doesn't have a babysitter for Teddy. Yeah, he's exhausted, but what could possibly go wrong?
Harry and Hermione have their first kiss.
A young girl with Tourette's Syndrome is having a hard time controlling her tics and her magic at the same time. Still feeling bitter from her rejection from Ilvermorny, she finds herself halfway across the world at Hogwarts. Making friends as a foreigner is hard enough without yelling a certain dark wizards name.
It's Dobby's birthday - and the House Elf is amazed to be given a gift on his special day - the first one of his life - by Harry Potter. What could the famous boy wizard have possibly given as a gift to his unusual friend?
This is a Harry Potter and Hermione Granger story. Just so everyone knows that all of my stories will be postponed for a while as my husband grandma died
The sofa was occupied when Sirius got home from work. That didn't stop him from making himself comfortable.
Draco's mother marrying a Muggle was frankly unbelievable. But even was more troubling was that he couldn't shake the feeling that he *knew* the man from somewhere. But how could Draco Malfoy know a random Muggle from Australia? And why did the man's curls remind him so much of his co-worker, Hermione Granger? - A crackfic premise taken very seriously -
Drabble – L'ordre du poulet grillé n'avait qu'à bien se tenir ! Voldemort est de retour : plus élégant que jamais.
There was one thing about having pranksters for friends: they never did anything by halves. Muggle AU, no planned additions.
Draco Malfoy's got a twin sister and an older brother, and that changes a lot of things, especially when one of them is a Beauxbatons student arriving for the Tri-Wizard Tournament. (OC Malfoy self-insert)
Battles end. Wars are won. But some feelings don't ever change. A Harry/Ginny Post-War story for the fabulous LilyEvansJan30! Love you, darling! Lots of fluff follows.
Thirteen years after leaving Hogwarts Hermione finds herself struggling with the trials and tribulations of normal life. She is desperate to forgo the mundane and actually afford herself the opportunity to enjoy whatever it is that might come her way. She is surprised when Ginny reintroduces her to Storm, a vulgar and testing individual from her past.
Les plans de Tom Jedusor tombent à l'eau lorsque Ginny Weasley perd son journal. Luna Lovegood le retrouve et... une série de conversations étranges s'en suit. - Luna ? - Oui, Tom ? - J'ai beaucoup réfléchi et... je crois que tu es peut-être folle. TRADUCTION
Basiacamente se trata de que los gemelos descubren quienes son los Mereodeadores.
Finding an escape from reality was the greatest thing ever for Harry and Hermione. Finding their way back would take some work.
The lift had just begun to move when it screeched to a sudden halt, and the floor slipped from under Hermione's feet. She went flying straight into the arms of the arsehole standing across from her.
Married to Harry Potter against her will by an old contract, Daphne plans her route to freedom through the murder of her husband. The well-intentioned fool won't even know what hit him. AKA, Daphne Greengrass and the Man-Who-Just-Won't-Die.
Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny have been observing Scorpius and Rose's relationship as they've grown up, and have decided to place a bet on the line to make things more interesting. Albus is just done with his friends. Cross-posted on Ao3 under the same username
In another world, Tom Riddle is not sorted into Slytherin. In another world, life has other plans.
Two energy drinks later, I was wondering if this would be our life. But it didn't matter if we were in a coma, dead, or whatever, we were here and we were able to change things. Dumbledore, Voldemort, and Fudge wouldn't know what hit them.
Set in the year after Katie leaves Hogwarts. Marcus is a top Quidditch player and she is taking on a summer job to help pay the rent. What happens when they bump into each other after an especially bad day?
Nouvel An 1977, James Potter est déterminé a voir des sapins danser. Le problème, c'est que les humains ont un don pour désirer ce qui leur fait le plus de mal. Pourquoi on parle de vouloir se faire mal déjà ? Parce que James veut des sapins dansants, sans enchanter les vrais sapins… [Suite possible de La Forteresse, peut se placer dans l'univers de Voyages]
Décembre 1977, les maraudeurs prépare une blague pour leur dernier Noël a Poudlard. [Peut se placer dans l'univers de Voyages et se lire avant Le bal des sapins dansants.]
Anselmet didn't know how his life could be so complicated when it involved Bill and a lift, but life never was easy when he was around the redhead. Lucky for him, he doesn't need to deal with him alone this time. (Slightly AU)
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Harry liked to think he was observant. Well, there was that one time he nearly ran off the school roof when he didn't notice he'd appeared up there. But that was just a blip... Right? Hufflepuff!Harry (One-Shot for the moment)
I am a 18 year old fanfiction writer, schoolkid and computer nerd. I also just woke up in the body of 8 year old Harry Potter. How did I get here? No idea. What am I going to do? Dragging the Wizarding World into the 21st century.
Grindelwald has won. He's about to marry Dumbledore...who still believes in him. Meanwhile, Aberforth plots to crash the wedding...in one of the darkest ways imaginable.