Ron discovers what Harry likes to get up to at night and his fascination with lengths.
SATIRE. Dumbledore evil, Voldemort good, Harry not a Potter... What? Seen this before? This is for everyone who's tired of all the Super-Harry, Cuddle-Voldie und Evil-Dumbels bullsh*t. Warnings for: Intentionally bad writing, no plot, mentions of mpreg, Weasley and Dumbledore bashing. Do Not Take This Seriously! Originally posted in 2010.
Resumen: ¿Qué hace Draco Malfoy después de ser rechazado por una castaña despeinada? Fácil: comer.
"...Until we meet again."
Mary, le da a cada uno de sus amigos, un teléfono super inteligente, pero por medio de ese, todo empiezan a chatear, pero se descubrirá muchas cosas, amistades nuevas, revelaciones, confesiones, triángulos amorosos, harem reverso, perversiones, albures, chistes, drama, entre otras muchas cosas más XD P.D. Crossover de animes, videojuegos y películas
One day early in sixth year, Harry and co have enough of Draco's taunting. One-shot crackfic.
A short, world-building drabble parody for Robin Lynn Smith's Memores Nomine. It's not a dress; wizards wear robes.
Oliver has one last shot at winning the Quidditch Cup before he leaves Hogwarts, and he's willing to do anything to make sure he does. No, really, anything. Absolutely anything. Oh dear...
My Immortal, one of the most infamous fan fics known to day. The original Harry Potter fic was so bad, it was good. So... I wondered what if someone actually took their story seriously and tried to make it a legit fan fic? Here's what the result was...
A random idea.
Manipulative Old Bastard Attempts To Seize Control Over The Potter Vaults, You Won't Believe What Happens Next!
It's a science fiction horror movie come to life when Eve's cat is accidentally hit by the engorging spell and grows to be fifty feet tall! Will they ever be able to get her to be shrunk back down to size? Episode Sixteen in the Friendship Is Magic series. Parody of Attack of The 50 Foot Woman.
Harry knew he was Magical Britain's hero, but he had never guessed just how far their hero worship would extend. This Sorting Ceremony would certainly be one to remember. Humor, Semi-AU, One-Shot.
Hermione had just wanted to know about Beltane celebrations over the centuries. That was all. That wasn't what she got.
Pain cree que sus miembros de Akatsuki no tienen el suficiente conocimiento como para desenvolverse malignamente en la vida. Pero unas materias básicas, y algunas especiales, podrán orientarlos en el mal camino. ¡Sean bienvenidos a la A.C.R.S!
Dumbledore has had enough of all of the fuckery people write about him and is about to get on his Petty Betty shit and do something about it. Oh, and he's brought friends that have a similar bone to pick. In fact, the entire cast of Harry Potter is going to get theirs against these so-called "writers." Warnings inside, written for the lulz and because I'm petty. No bashing intended
Thirteen teams of two race through thirteen legs inspired by twenty-five Marioverse mediums. The first team to overcome five dimensions, two timelines, and nine galaxies to cross the finish line first wins one million coins!
A satirical comedy focused around Post-5th-Year stories and tropes that surround them.
A collection of AUs where Destiel Meet each other in different ways. Including High school AU, Assassin AU and more. Oneshots. (No smut sorry kids) OFF HIATUS YAY
Metroid Prime... with a twist! Also Microsoft Sam is Samus's side-kick, So that's a bonus laugh to all you viewers! Rated M for swearing and stupidity... A LOT! of stupidity. What are you waiting for Metroid fans? You should take a seat while reading this too... Also when this book is finished prepare for Metroid Prime 2: screwed up version!
Harry's dead, and his Death will get fired if Harry doesn't go back. Well... hmm. Let's think about this... /oneshot, mild angst, minor Dumbledore-bashing and Weasley-bashing; riff on Reptilia28's 'Don't Fear The Reaper' challenge/
A drabble of nine songs from "Phantom of the Opera" put to nine pairings. In order: Edleweiss, GerIta, DenNor, FrUk, Spamano, Ameripan/PruCan, SuFin, and RoChu. Cover image not mine; rated for non-explicit sexual content in later chapters. Please read and review.
My collection of random ideas & plot bunnies that don't really need a full story of their own. Also accepting writing prompts in the reviews.
Naruto Game Fic. Naruto comes home after he got defeated in the taijutsu tournament. After ranting on how he can't get stronger, a blue screen suddenly appears in front of his face,and it said "New Game?"
Harry Potter the burrow Ginny W Granger Molly Weasley Foursome
A bunch of oneshots parodying common tropes in Harry Potter fanfics.
Crack Fic; Bellatrix and Rodolphus find themselves surrounded by dementors. Bella's last desperate attempt to save them results in a patronus; one that takes on a rather unexpected form.
Bellatrix bursts into the Death Eater meeting late and singing a song that is both uncomfortable and hilarious
This is a prime example of Gryffindor foolishness taken too far.
Team 1, a new team under the tutelage of Mitarashi Anko herself. OCs Tomū, Katsu and Akiko ready themselves up in their journey into the lives of true ninja. But there's a secret lying in the darkness that's waiting to reveal itself... OC adventure story! Slight OC/Anko ship! M for Language and possible lemons/limes!